Top Ten Worst Things for Your Mother to Catch You Doing
The Top Ten
1 Prostituting
Mother: I though I raised a pediophile, not a prostitute!
Me: Wrong word, mom! I think you meant pediatrician!
2 Watching Porn
I have a phobia of porn, strangely. So that's not gonna happen in my case.
3 Kicking Your Little Sibling
4 Doing Illegal Drugs
5 Whipping Someone Intentionally
6 Making Love in her Bedroom
My mother would never ever catch me making love in her bedroom. My bedroom is so much nicer.
My mother would cheer me on.
7 Eating Too Much Dessert
8 TPing your neighbor's house
9 Shooting a Baseball Through Her Window
10 Dumpster Diving
The Contenders
11 Eating Junk Food
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