Top Ten Worst Things to Get for Christmas

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The Top Ten

1 Bottle Cap

Honestly, bottle caps are worth litterally 2 cents and in Canada pennies don't exist anymore. Give that to someone else. Not me, and probably not. Rather get a two for team and two for you for and you kit. - SuperBacca

Just wait for the nuclear apocalypse. - doodie

Maybe Bert from Sesame street will be delighted if he gets a bottlecap for Christmas. (Because you know how much he adores bottlecaps! )

Mom: Merry Christmas! I got you something!
Me: ( in my mind) Wow! Is it the new book I wanted?
Mom: Hope you like it!
Me: *rips open present* uh, is this a mistake?
Mom: it's a bottle cap!
Me: ARRGH!
All in all: try to avoid bottle caps on Christmas

2 Stick

Absolutely the worst thing you can get for Christmas as its telling you that you have been a bad boy! I once got a bag of sticks for Christmas!

Who would get their child a stick, we are not Hunters and Gatherers, we don't need them to make a Spear!

I once got a bag of sticks for my Christmas present saying that I have been a bad boy! Fyi it's a stick from a tree!

Sure, but what type? Hockey? Something else? Whatever. It's a 2 cm long stick from a tree. Thanks, people. :( - SuperBacca

3 Cardboard Box

Yay. Give it to my cats. Scratch scratch. Oh, yay. Can't wait for next Christmas. - SuperBacca

This can be pretty useful - venomouskillingmachine

EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU WILL BE SENT HOME TO YOUR MOMMA IN A BOX!

Funny

4 A Piece of Crap
5 Fingernail

That would just be gross.

I'm eating a fingernail right now

6 Ball Of Dust

Honestly, no person likes that. - SuperBacca

7 A Dora DVD
8 Recycled Writing Paper

Recycled writing paper! Its not even GOOD recycled paper. Its grainy as hell, it has a really bad green hue, and its some terrible adaption of wide rule! - SuperBacca

9 5 Yen

25 cents in America

How much is that?

The currency of Japan. I can’t speak Japanese or ever DREAM of going to Japan! In fact, I hardly know anyone who’s Japanese! What are you going to do with 5 yen? You can’t buy anything with 5 yen! All you can buy is a half of a paperclip! - SuperBacca

10 Justin Bieber CD

Some things on this list make sense, but something like a dora DVD or a Justin Bieber CD- At least you could probably sell it or give to someone else (With children under 5). The worst part is that I wrote this comment in September.

Totally one of the worst things that you can get for Christmas!

I just love to Hit on Justin Bieber as he is a complete, well I'd rather not say...

People who like Justin Beiber need to get their life together. If you get this for christmas, burn it.

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The Contenders

11 A Dead Goldfish

Yaya new pet oh no it's dead

12 Grenade

What, the Bruno mars song?

No, not that kind of grenade, my fine chap. The one that ticks down the passing seconds and therfefore leads to a colossal explosion!

13 A Fanboy and Chum-Chum DVD

I love fanboy and chum-chum.
-Nobody

14 A Bomb
15 A High Five
16 A Box of Cockroaches
17 A Hitler Fake Mustache
18 Food Fight!
19 A Pet Spider
20 An STD

Please elaborate!

21 Bubsy 3D
22 Porno Movies

I was actually got one of those for my Christmas Present.

That would be incredibly awkward since I’m 14.

23 Meth

Who the hell are you? Walter "Battenburg" White?

Say my name!

Walter White?

damn right!

24 Underpants
25 Super Mario Galaxy

What's so bad about this? - cdxtreme

26 Socks
27 Osama Bin Laden Doll
28 An Annoying Orange
29 Xbox One

What Xbox Ones are awesome! Whoever put this on here must’ve been on LSD and thought he typed in PS4 because those are dumb.

30 Clothes

All of my presents, were clothes

31 Teen Titans Go! DVDs

These are the worst things that are on this list out of all of them.

32 Norm of the North
33 Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing
34 Nicki Minaj CD
35 A Dead Body
36 Dust
37 Fruitcake

This has got to be the worst thing that you get for Christmas. They are given every year to people who do not like them!

Absolutely the most disqusting thing that you can receive!

38 Ugly Christmas Ornaments

What can one say when you are given for a gift for Christmas and it looks as horrid as can be. All you can do is smile and then throw it away.

Boy did I receive a lot of these! I smiled and then threw it away!

39 Star vs. The Forces of Evil DVD

I like STVsTFOE. But if you whiny nostalgia Nazis come and moan and complain at me, here's my message.

"Respect my opinions on modern cartoons or GTFO! "

40 Coal
41 Fake Beats Headphones
42 Lemon With a Smiley Face
43 Imodium Ad
44 Box With a Fart Inside

What's this? Diddy Dick and Dom?!?!?!

45 Bag of Burps
46 Roaches
47 Garbage

Garbage? There is no garbage! (Tugs reference)

48 The Frozen Soundtrack
49 A Kick in the Nuts
50 A Sanjay and Craig DVD
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