Top Ten Worst Things to Get for Christmas

The Top Ten
1 Bottle Cap

Honestly, bottle caps are worth litterally 2 cents and in Canada pennies don't exist anymore. Give that to someone else. Not me, and probably not. Rather get a two for team and two for you for and you kit.

Maybe Bert from Sesame street will be delighted if he gets a bottlecap for Christmas. (Because you know how much he adores bottlecaps! )

Mom: Merry Christmas! I got you something!
Me: ( in my mind) Wow! Is it the new book I wanted?
Mom: Hope you like it!
Me: *rips open present* uh, is this a mistake?
Mom: it's a bottle cap!
Me: ARRGH!
All in all: try to avoid bottle caps on Christmas

2 Stick

Absolutely the worst thing you can get for Christmas as its telling you that you have been a bad boy! I once got a bag of sticks for Christmas!

Who would get their child a stick, we are not Hunters and Gatherers, we don't need them to make a Spear!

I once got a bag of sticks for my Christmas present saying that I have been a bad boy! Fyi it's a stick from a tree!

Sure, but what type? Hockey? Something else? Whatever. It's a 2 cm long stick from a tree. Thanks, people. :(

3 Cardboard Box

Yay. Give it to my cats. Scratch scratch. Oh, yay. Can't wait for next Christmas.

This can be pretty useful

EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU WILL BE SENT HOME TO YOUR MOMMA IN A BOX!

Funny

4 A Piece of Crap
5 Fingernail

I'm eating a fingernail right now

That would just be gross.

6 A Dora DVD
7 Ball Of Dust

Honestly, no person likes that.

8 A Dead Goldfish

Yaya new pet oh no it's dead

My mom got me a goldfish right before Christmas and he died on Christmas Eve
-_-

9 A Fanboy and Chum-Chum DVD

I hate fanboy and chum chum

10 Recycled Writing Paper

Recycled writing paper! Its not even GOOD recycled paper. Its grainy as hell, it has a really bad green hue, and its some terrible adaption of wide rule!

The Contenders
11 A Bomb
12 A Box of Cockroaches
13 Grenade

No, not that kind of grenade, my fine chap. The one that ticks down the passing seconds and therfefore leads to a colossal explosion!

What, the Bruno mars song?

14 A High Five
15 5 Yen

25 cents in America

How much is that?

16 Justin Bieber CD

Some things on this list make sense, but something like a dora DVD or a Justin Bieber CD- At least you could probably sell it or give to someone else (With children under 5). The worst part is that I wrote this comment in September.

People who like Justin Beiber need to get their life together. If you get this for christmas, burn it.

Justin Bieber gets taken in by the Police because he is such an arrogant
Well I'd rather not say a dirty word about him!

I just love to Hit on Justin Bieber as he is a complete, well I'd rather not say...

17 Food Fight!
18 A Hitler Fake Mustache
19 A Pet Spider
20 An STD

Please elaborate!

21 Bubsy 3D
22 Meth
23 Socks

I got socks last year but they where really nice ones disney princess, 12 pairs of them, I was very happy with them.

24 Porno Movies

I was actually got one of those for my Christmas Present.

What's so bad about these?

25 Teen Titans Go! DVDs

These are the worst things that are on this list out of all of them.

I would like that, teen titans go! is my favorite cartoon network show.

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