Worst Things to Give Your GirlfriendHeartories
The Top Ten
I'm a guy and I can't go anywhere near the stuff. - PositronWildhawk
Everything below is awful just awful who comes up with these
I love brie and all that but a present? - jmepa123
Ok, So stinky right but I could dead in the stinky cheese and I'm jist using beautiful cheese without rats on it - Heartories
That would be awful - BigBrotherSucks
Nectar, bees are allergic to me I hate how bees give me allergies - Heartories
But it can be good if it's all down her!
Girl:Are you Miley Cyrus, may I have your autogra...
Boy:I'm not Miley
Girl:Sorry I thought you were Miley, John - Heartories
Your grandma would be go in your house in a form of ghosts - Heartories
That's scary or he gonna step me but you need a big beanstalk - Heartories
You can't even work if you don't have - Heartories
Dinosaur is a looks like ring but it needs to be royal - Heartories
If I have a shampoo it's too smelly but if I have spray I'm gonna slap - Heartories
If you wanna extra sweet, get makeup remover instead.
Just remind her frequently that she doesn't need any makeup.
I'd love to see the response. - Kiteretsunu
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List StatsUpdated 25 Sep 2017
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Top Remixes (4)
2. Stinky cheese
2. Bee nectar
3. Memorial flower
2. A tampon
3. A baby
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