Worst Things to Give Your GirlfriendHeartories
The Top Ten
I'm a guy and I can't go anywhere near the stuff. - PositronWildhawk
Everything below is awful just awful who comes up with these
I love brie and all that but a present? - jmepa123
Ok, So stinky right but I could dead in the stinky cheese and I'm jist using beautiful cheese without rats on it - Heartories
, I thornado in the cactus or throns Caution:Cactus bled our fingers - Heartories
That would be awful - BigBrotherSucks
Nectar, bees are allergic to me I hate how bees give me allergies - Heartories
But it can be good if it's all down her!
Girl:Are you Miley Cyrus, may I have your autogra...
Boy:I'm not Miley
Girl:Sorry I thought you were Miley, John - Heartories
Did someone even try?
Your grandma would be go in your house in a form of ghosts - Heartories
That's scary or he gonna step me but you need a big beanstalk - Heartories
You can't even work if you don't have - Heartories
If I have a shampoo it's too smelly but if I have spray I'm gonna slap - Heartories
Dinosaur is a looks like ring but it needs to be royal - Heartories
Damn,is this what I think it is? - Lord28
Dis the best thing.. because she knows it's time to have fun
Oh god that's hilarious... I want a guy to give me one now lool
That means you're sexually attracted to her and it's time to get it on - Demon_Kitty
I'd love to see the response. - Kiteretsunu
If you wanna extra sweet, get makeup remover instead.
Just remind her frequently that she doesn't need any makeup.
That's like telling her she stinks. unless she likes soaps
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Top Remixes (5)
2. Stinky cheese
2. A Breakup Text
3. A lifetime's supply of shaving razors and Mario Videogames
2. Bee nectar
3. Memorial flower
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