Worst Things to Give Your Girlfriend
Everything below is awful just awful who comes up with these
Ok, So stinky right but I could dead in the stinky cheese and I'm jist using beautiful cheese without rats on it
I'm a guy and I can't go anywhere near the stuff.
I love brie and all that but a present?
, I thornado in the cactus or throns Caution:Cactus bled our fingers
That would be awful
Nectar, bees are allergic to me I hate how bees give me allergies
But it can be good if it's all down her!
Girl:Are you Miley Cyrus, may I have your autogra...
Boy:I'm not Miley
Girl:Sorry I thought you were Miley, John
Did someone even try?
Your grandma would be go in your house in a form of ghosts
That's scary or he gonna step me but you need a big beanstalk
You can't even work if you don't have
If I have a shampoo it's too smelly but if I have spray I'm gonna slap
Dinosaur is a looks like ring but it needs to be royal
That means you're sexually attracted to her and it's time to get it on
I'd love to see the response.
If you wanna extra sweet, get makeup remover instead.
Just remind her frequently that she doesn't need any makeup.
That's like telling her she stinks. unless she likes soaps