Worst Things to Give Your Girlfriend

The Top Ten
1 Stinky cheese

Everything below is awful just awful who comes up with these

Ok, So stinky right but I could dead in the stinky cheese and I'm jist using beautiful cheese without rats on it

I'm a guy and I can't go anywhere near the stuff.

I love brie and all that but a present?

2 Cactus

, I thornado in the cactus or throns Caution:Cactus bled our fingers

3 Big Brother on DVD

That would be awful

4 Bee nectar

Nectar, bees are allergic to me I hate how bees give me allergies

5 Poison
6 A twerk

But it can be good if it's all down her!

Girl:Are you Miley Cyrus, may I have your autogra...
Boy:I'm not Miley
Girl:Sorry I thought you were Miley, John

7 Poop

Did someone even try?

8 Memorial flower

Your grandma would be go in your house in a form of ghosts

9 STD
10 A giant

That's scary or he gonna step me but you need a big beanstalk

The Contenders
11 A Breakup Text
12 Your personal I.D.

You can't even work if you don't have

13 Package with hair products

If I have a shampoo it's too smelly but if I have spray I'm gonna slap

14 Dinosaur ring

Dinosaur is a looks like ring but it needs to be royal

15 A lifetime's supply of shaving razors and Mario Videogames
16 A condom
17 A tampon
18 Underwear

That means you're sexually attracted to her and it's time to get it on

I'd love to see the response.

19 Makeup

If you wanna extra sweet, get makeup remover instead.
Just remind her frequently that she doesn't need any makeup.

20 Ticket To Justin Bieber Concert
21 Nicki Minaj CD
22 A Magikarp
23 A baby
24 A toaster
25 Soap

That's like telling her she stinks. unless she likes soaps

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