Top Ten Worst Things That Could Happen On Valentines Day

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What do you hate most about Valentines Day? This list was created on Valentines Day of 2014.

The Top Ten

1 Your Date Says She Wants to Break Up With You That Day

I know how you feel. One time my younger brother got a girlfriend. She was really nice and polite and they got along pretty good. But one day she wanted to break up with my younger brother. Not because she wanted to but she had to because she was about to move away. It's just sad when things like this happen, especially on valentines day.

When she says it, you start to cry. - TopTenJackson

Knock her out and she won't remember breaking up with you, great plan you know

What date? - SirSkeletorThe3rd

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2 Seeing Couples Everywhere to Remind You How Alone You Are

I really know how this feels. It's like a curse inside my heart that will never go away and I will be forever alone. Every single time I walked around in Valentines Day, there is always a happy couple reminding me that I'm alone. I even tried asking a girl I liked to be my Valentine and go for a date and every time I ask her; she blows me off and breaks my heart. She is usually nice to me but I guess some things were never meant to be (like me getting a Valentine) because instead, the girl I liked dated a guy that bullies and hates me. My parents are always telling me that things will get better BUT IT DOESN'T so I feel lied to. I'm going to be honest, I HAVE NEVER HADE A DATE IN MY 17 YEAR COURSE OF MY LIFE BECAUSE MOST GIRLS AREN'T INTO GUYS LIKE ME JUST BECAUSE I'M WELL BEHAVED AT SCHOOL AND BECAUSE I STILL LIKE Nintendo. I don't think anyone would want to be with a loser like me.

I wish there was someone in the world that understood my pain as this is the whole reason why I ...more

I understand your pain so much man, I've tried my best to impress girls but it never works. I even try to be jerks to them like most people with girlfriends but it JUST doesn't WORK! I've tried so hard but I now realize that I just wasn't meant to understand love. I wasn't meant to love at all. - SirSkeletorThe3rd

Every Valentine's Day is when I really want to kill myself. I nearly did one Valentine's Day. I've never had a girlfriend. I never had a Valentine card before. Everyone in my school has had a Valentine's Day date except me! Every time I see a couple it just makes me more and more willing to kill somebody. I will not be surprised if I become a Serial Killer when I grow up because I have a really short fuse and I nearly killed someone before. I see why no girl wants me now since I'm a homicidal maniac. But a gleam of hope came to me! A new girl came to school a week ago and she is good looking and is my type of girl! I'm hoping that I take my time and ask her out and say yes and maybe I won't be lonely for at least a few weeks! So to anyone who thinks there's no hope out there. There is!
EDIT: I'm a liar,she doesn't like me. I am gonna give up on love. I'm gonna grow up with 30 cats and a body pillow while being 6282836272 pounds overweight. - SirSkeletorThe3rd

It has happened to me. It doesn't bother me. To me it is just a holiday but it is terrible to watch for me. My friends all get rejected, A bad school dance, Kids going crazy from candy (We get Candy at our school for Holidays) and crying. Lots of crying. All my friends all come to me saying they got rejected. All I say is "Sorry.." Also almost all the boys come to me for dating advice (I don't know why. Maybe because I have blonde hair blue eyes? Don't know. If you reply let me know) So this happens every time..

I've Had A GirlFriend But We Had To Break Up 3 months ago Because Asheville Had To Move Now in Back On Sqaure one And I'm Going To 6th In 32 Days An Things Probalbly Eont Look So Good For Me - TundraTopTenners

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3 Your Date Dies

This is stupid. HOW OLD IS YOUR DATE? 100? How would this happen in the first place? You ran over the poor person? You shoot your date because they broke up with you the same day? Answers?

Um, they could get hit by a car, shot by a sociopath, a horrible illness, etc. ? How exactly would it be stupid?

This is worse than your date breaking up with you because you don't have another chance to be back with your date or even see him or her. - funnyuser

Why the freak would that happen and how? :0

Maybe something unexpected like a car accident or something.

This will be very bad

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4 The One You Wanted Goes After Your Friend

That would suck like heck because what if your so called friend rubs it in your face

It's worse when your friend suddenly becomes your enemy, but this is still bad even when he's still your friend. - bighercules

And then they brag about getting a Valentine's day card from them, knowing fool well you like that person. God, I hate Valentine's Day! It's so nostalgic of what's wrong with my life! - Icantbelieveitsnotbutter

My friend loved this girl that loved me and I was kinda scared because he's strong.

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5 Your Date Says You Smell

My response: Well that's highly likely.

Remember: brush your teeth and use deodorant before you go to see your date.

Or they would sniff the air. Stare at you and then walk away saying you are disgusting. This is much worse. - Icantbelieveitsnotbutter

That's why you should stick with meat on dinner,because unlike vegetables and armpits it smells delicious

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6 You Don't Get Any Presents

I prefer Christmas wayy much more than Valentines day. It's totally BORING... :(

Yea, Christmas is way more valuable because of presents from Santa is better than presents from annoying lovebirds

Fine! I don't want any stupid Valentine's Day gifts!

Yep been there,tried that last time he got me a cupcake like seriously? And this year nothing! Which is better do you think

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7 Your Date Wants to See a Movie When You Really Want to Eat at a Fancy Restaurant

What?! Utmost impudence on the latter's part! Operating on the optic nerve when your Stomach is groaning with the pains! Dump her, I say! Dump girls who are so heartless! - HezarioSeth

You just decide, then suddenly your date says were Finished being together. - TopTenJackson

Agree with her it might help your relationship

But can't you buy snacks at a cinema? - FennikenFan9

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8 Your Date Says She Doesn't Like You

That had always happened to me on valentines day! That's why I'm forever alone and always single on valentines day eating and playing video games and crying. Valentines day is a horrible day for me

I don't care, I don't care about teen romance

My stomach groans when I hear that - kidlava111

I don't need a date to get a girl to say they don't like me - SirSkeletorThe3rd

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9 Your Date Tells You She Is Cheating On You

Nah, Don't mind- I'm better off playing' video games

She wouldn't tell you

I'd knock him out.

Agreed,play video games,and then aim for your ex on your battleship then down goes girly

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10 You Get Asked to Date Someone from Big Brother

Get this to number 1 please - BigBrotherSucks

Truth or dare little bro?

Oh shut up bigbrothersucks sucks I know you would say that

Truth or dare, dare ok, make your valentimes day ruined and get a date

The Contenders

11 You Still Have to Do Chores

... Instead of playing Minecraft. - TopTenJackson

I have my own chores mom, going on a date

12 A Rejected Proposal

Poor man who got rejected.

13 You Have To Live Through Valentine's Day

My least favorite holiday. - Z14thdoctor

I hate valentines day for a number of reasons. - ItsDaWorldOfSNuGGLEZ

... But seriously. It sucks.

Oh god I hate this holiday!


But it is the day I got Minecraft too...so 😄 - Minecraftcrazy530

14 Your Date Battles You

Nah, he's talking about a yugioh card battle. its time to d-d-d-d-d-DUEL! - rainboX

In a sword fight or a dogfight?

Kirito and Asuna would do it to get stronger. They're a really cute couple. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

When you send out Charizard, she sends out the evolution of boldore (I forgot what its called.) - FennikenFan9

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15 Girlfriend Wants to Have Sex With Someone That Is Not You

I hope it's not Justin Bieber why because he sucks I wish that Austin weeting was dead

I would teach her a lesson by raping her in anal sex

What, she wants to have sex with your brother? - DapperPickle

That's hell for you

16 You Accidentally Ask Two People Out Who Both Accept

My friend had to go through this. He ended up choosing neither. Wow. After school we went to The nearest corner store, bought some Doritos, and we just talked together. Happy Ending? Eh?

Wait... How are you supposed to do that accidentally?

This would suck one person in my school cheated on his girlfriend so she beat him up

Ouch that's bad that should be 3

17 Your Date Tells You He Hates You

Error, you should have put he/she - kingvoter

18 You Get Friend-zoned

The friend zone is the relationship equivalent of either purgatory or hell. In the purgatory version of the friend zone, your date/crush likes someone else, but isn't really a couple with them yet, meaning you have a chance to get her to like you eventually. But in the hellish version of the friend zone, she's already proposed to the guy she likes. - ethanmeinster

I was friend-zoned two years ago by a girl I really liked, and I really thought we were going to become a couple. But I learned that I was friend-zoned the hard way when I saw her and some moron cuddling on the playground. But that moron learned he was friend-zoned when he saw her kissing someone else. Would this be purgatory or hell?

I feel bad for the dude in my class who got friend zoned at a carnival by this girl - Captaincrunch2015

I got hell friendzoned by my crush and he likes somebody else. Oh well... - ItsDaWorldOfSNuGGLEZ

19 You Get Bad Games
20 Your Date Kisses You In a Toilet

This list is hilarious.Your date says you smell? Your date kisses you in a toilet? Justin Bieber's baby plays at the valentines day party? Your date wants to have sex with someone that isn't you?

Hey, at least she kissed you! - ethanmeinster

I really don't know how to feel bout this one I pretty sure if the older ones who are smarter probably will take of their underwear or panties or whatever girls where and ask the date to do the same thing and you can see where this is goimg - MrQuaz680

So confusing a toilet really

21 The Justin Bieber Baby Song Is Playing At The Valentine's Day Party

Lol, this should be number 1. - Minecraftcrazy530

My Mom Keep Singing That Annoying Song - CuteGirlJigglypuff

22 You Have Sex With Your Boyfriend or Girlfriend and Discovered He or She Had AIDS

I don't wanna play infection

Well at least one good thing about being alone is that I won't get an STD - SirSkeletorThe3rd

I would get pissed then that would mean they were with someone before me >:( - NightSkai

23 You get a restraining order from your crush

I strangely see this happening to someone in my school... - Minecraftcrazy530

A girl that I like once threatened a restraining order on me once - SirSkeletorThe3rd

24 Your Date Is Really Justin Bieber

Date "Kyle I have something to tell you! "
Me "What? "
Date "I am actually Justin Beiber..."
Me "What a twist! "
Justin "So are you ok with being gay"
* I pull out a gun * - DapperPickle

25 Osama Bin Laden is your date

Osama Bin Laden is dead.

Bush: Hey Osama, wanna blow up the twin towers and let me invade Iraq and Afghanistan?
Osama: Sure why not? After 9/11 lets go watch the sunset! - SirSkeletorThe3rd

You know HE IS DEAD. - BennettAwesomeTV

26 You Die When Your Crush Is About to Propose

Like THIS would ACTUALLY happen. - Minecraftcrazy530

That probably won't happen

I can't imagine that

"Kyle Would you... * Car runs over us*
Seriously doubt that would happen, where are you proposing, the middle of a motorway? Skydiving? Train Tracks? - DapperPickle

27 Nicholas Sparks Movie Night
28 The Nicki Minaj Song, Stupid Hoe, is Playing at the Valentine's Day Party
29 You get friendzoned by a cute girl

Sorry! I didn't realize the same basic thing was already on this list. I apologize!

30 Your Date Eats You Alive

The first episode of Tokyo Ghoul in a nutshell. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Well duh this is the worst.

31 You Have To Go To A Justin Bieber Concert

I'd rather be single and go to a Foo Fighters concert.

I'd kill myself. laugh out loud.

32 Your Date Wants You to Sit Together During Lunch and Eat the Same Food As He/she When You Don't Like It

FIRST OF ALL. I'm 13 and I would do as she says as I LOVE HER

I DONNNT HAVE ANY DATE THOUGH

33 You Want to Play Video Games When Your Date Dislikes Them
34 Catching Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Making Out With One of Your Friends

Happened to me. Very depressing. Guess nobody cares about me. Does anybody has a knife? I am gonna end my friend and my beloved one, my girlfriend

35 Your Date has Ebola

Aren't ebola jokes getting old now

This is so offensive. - Animefan12

36 Your date is Honey Boo Boo
37 Someone Kisses Justin Bieber
38 You Get A Wingman/Wing-Girl And He/She Steals Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend

That'd really stink. One time that happened with my sister. And the person who stole her boyfriend was one of her best friends! - gakupo4eva

39 You Have to Go to a Nicki Minaj Concert
40 You go on a mystery date and your mystery date is your enemy

Similar to the Mystery Dates on uncle grandpa - MLPFan

41 You fart
42 You're On a Date and Your Phone Goes Off (Only to Find Out that Eminem's Kim is Your Ringtone)
43 You Get Singled Out for No Reason
44 You Accidentally Play an Inappropriate Song While On Your Date

Explain what you mean by "On your date"? - SirSkeletorThe3rd

45 You commit suicide due to the spiraling depression you feel with being lonely on Valentines Day

Surprised this hasn't happened to me yet. - SirSkeletorThe3rd

46 Your Date Turns into Justin Bieber
47 Your date stands you up
48 You're the only one without a date
49 Your date isn't impressed with the gift you gave them
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1. Seeing Couples Everywhere to Remind You How Alone You Are
2. Your Date Wants to See a Movie When You Really Want to Eat at a Fancy Restaurant
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3. Your Date Says She Doesn't Like You
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