Top Ten Worst Things to Happen When You're Using the Bathroom

The Top Ten

1 Cable Man Arrives

2 Police At The Door

3 UPS Delivers Package

Even if you where close in the same room as the front door, they only wait about 2 seconds and then leave

Meanwhile you're delivering a package of your own...

4 Phone Rings In Other Room

5 Run Out Of Toilet Paper

6 Mother Calls On Cell Phone

7 Get Caught Singing On The Pot

8 Show Is About To Start And You Have A Stubborn Turd

9 Leg Falls Asleep

10 You Are In A Room With No Windows And The Power Goes Out

That is why I take my phone

The Contenders

11 It Takes Forever to Wipe

12 A Snoop Is Watching You While You Are Using the Toilet

13 There's a Fire

14 Power Goes Out

It happened to me as a kid.

15 Dog Has to Go Out

They scratched at the door because they needed to poop too so I have to push it all out and wipe so fast before they do it in the house

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