Top Ten Worst Things to Have Too Much Of

It's fine to have some of these, but there is a limit. A serious limit.
The Top Ten
1 Alcohol

I never touch the stuff, and nobody should. Because they'll always have too much.

2 Sugar

It drives you absolutely MAD! And that can't be good.

3 Coffee
4 Smugness

You'll be punched pretty hard at some point in time. Your clock is ticking...

5 Curry

Very addictive, but it's easy to have too much.

6 Manliness

I like sensitive, tender men who admit to shedding the odd tear. Overly manly men can become obnoxious and tiresome.

I can imagine this will be quite obnoxious. Will never try to be overly manly myself.

7 Sleep

It can cost you dear. As an insomniac, though, I only want so much more of this.

8 Drugs
9 Cyanide

How much is too much, then?

10 Government
The Contenders
11 Rocket Fuel

A pretty bad thing to have too much of.

12 Bullet Holes
13 Debt
14 Stomach Acid

I've had too much stomach acid before. It's so sickening and painful.

Agreed! But I wonder which is worse, too much or too little?

15 Cigarettes
16 Chromosomes
17 Speeding Tickets
18 Tax
19 Horseradish
20 Homework
21 DUIs
22 Estrogen
23 Oreo Cookies
24 Sex
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