Top Ten Worst Things to Hear from Teachers

Hate it!

NOOO! Don't! My parents are Asian and they have high expectations and if they find out, I'll be dead for sure!

Well I'm a teacher (I'm not) and I'm calling the Prime Minister/President - jmepa1234

I left it at home! - sadical

I turned it in already, I swear!

I had it in my binder a minute ago, I swear!

Me: I didn't do it! - PeeledBanana

...and then you get in trouble for being late to your next class. - sadical

I have teachers that are like that! So annoying! - Pegasister12

Every time a teacher says that I wonder if she wants to kidnap us - Ihateschool

Super, duper annoying! They waste my time! - missyweirdo

We all get retarded homework for autisicd like in me

Me there goes ny respect for you - Ihateschool

My high school special ed teacher gave the class some of the dumbest, pointless and most ridiculous assignments ever. None of them is even logical or makes any sense at all.

For example once she told us that our homework is to tell our parents not to drink and drive.

REALLY? That's common sense!

All around me are familiar faces
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Oh! Than Whats the point of the bell - XxMontrealxXRBLX

They might as well dismantle the bell

EXACTLY. What's the point of the bell?

Oh really? Then what's the purpose of bell? To get our hopes high and get them killed again?

I admit, it is pretty annoying when they say that - Mariomaster63

No Teaching! - missyweirdo

Why I'm sometimes late to my next class in high school. My homeroom teacher will say this even if I'm across the hall. I walk, then when she is out of my sight, I RUN so I won't be Nate to my next class.

Oh my gosh I hate this so much! Most irritating thing ever! Makes me want to punch them in the face! - missyweirdo

Seen in lunch time - Maddox121

My 3rd grade teacher did this to us. She had to reset the little timer for end of the school year early recess because the bad kids were making noise at every end of the timer. Keep in mind, we could've had nearly 15-30+ minutes of recess. Then, the teacher said, "Only 1 minute left." Around the 30 second mark, this kid got up from his seat, went to this other kid's seat. Then he said, "Can I have my markers back? " We all yelled his name really hard. We all were mad. He had the nerve to say "What? " - CartoonCriticizer

I know right, I MEAN THAT'S NOT FAIR! I mean why can't the people that were misbehaving stay inside, and everyone else has recess. If I was a teacher, I would send the good noodles outside for recess and the bad noodles stay inside.

When I was in 2nd grade a group of kids were being annoying during recess. The next day the teacher asked "Who were those kids I told to not to go to recess yesterday? " The group of idiots didn't show themselves, so the teacher said "Since you won't show yourselves, all BOYS will not have recess today."

I don't like recess anyways! I mean, it’s going outside. I never go outside. - sadical

I had to type at least 10 pages once. It was TORTURE!

Triple space,
Size 90 font
4 in. header
4 in. footer
gigantic margins,
Now you are set.

That's OK. I'm wearing an adult diaper right now. My bathroom needs are taken care of

I can't? Well, can I use your bag as one?

Do you want me to pee myself? Well, you know what I'll just use the trash can! - missyweirdo

Hypocrite. - Maddox121

The "you're not in trouble" part is obviously a lie.

More like you have detition - Maddox121

Teacher:i'm going to murder this entire classroom by using math test! - SamuiNeko

And I will tear apart the test papers in defiance!

We will bury you alive before you get the chance

I don't even have a f---ing phone idiots.

Lol I have a computer at my house

I'd rather get detention than let my teacher take my phone. - Pegasister12

You can take my soul, but you can't take my phone. - Pegasister12

And yet I'm still smarter

That would be awesome

Boo - Maddox121

Then why are you sitting here glaring at us? Get the hell out and we will "Do it by ourselves"

So dumb
Then she blames us after for not getting it done

Also young lady

I would feel offended if someone said this to me, because I’m not a man. - sadical

Well, there are a lot of young men in this class, can you say the name?

You just said it. - sadical

@sadical-I was using it as an example.

Even worse than that: the essay has to be a minimum of 3-5 pages long.

A teacher in 1 of my college classes made the class type a minimum of 10 pages once. I CAN’T EVEN TYPE 5!

I'm not a dog so stop treating me like one! >:(

@Maddox121-Teachers say that when they kick kids out of class

Recess - Maddox121

For mayonnaise

Mrs Holt said that before she gave me the side eye and drags me into that closet

Well, it's the teacher that has been bloody ruining our life for months, so you shut the hell up!

YOU SAID THE BAD H WORD! I’M TELLING MOMMY! - sadical

One of my old elementary teachers said S*** because she stapled her thumb. And the class went really silent

Well, my teacher nearly said 'sh*t'. Because there wasn't enough space to take a PICTURE!

This is sparta!

Sounds like great advice but really isn't is it even advice

Bitch I've been payin attention for a while and give me no time to write the stuff down and then u get in my face with that smugass smile!

1 Day a substitute teacher let me sit out the intire recess when I did not do Nothing Wrong I hope she falls in a rabbit hole and stay there for the rest of her life she sucks
Sometimes Teachers are jerks

This is actually really annoying

I didn't even do anything! >:(

No teacher would ever say that.
Teachers have CV's and Interviews before they become a teacher.

That would be the worst thing a teacher can say.

Not as rude as “shut up” but still very disrespectful

Darn isn't a bad word! You shut up teachers if you actually what that also mean...

Their pushing some feminist agenda. - CartoonCriticizer

They have no patience at all.

Some of my teachers were mean. Whenever they would pull me out of class, they would say this in a harsh tone of voice and if I don't comply, they would use force.