Top Ten Worst Things to Hear from Teachers

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The Top Ten

1 Where's Your Homework?

I had it in my binder a minute ago, I swear!

Me: I didn't do it! - PeeledBanana

My dog ate it.

Up your ass - missyweirdo

2 I'm Calling Your Parents

Well I'm a teacher (I'm not) and I'm calling the Prime Minister/President - jmepa1234

NOOO! Don't! My parents are Asian and they have high expectations and if they find out, I'll be dead for sure!

3 Class, Here's Your Homework

Me there goes ny respect for you - Ihateschool

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4 Nobody's Leaving Until I Say So

I have teachers that are like that! So annoying! - Pegasister12

Every time a teacher says that I wonder if she wants to kidnap us - Ihateschool

Super, duper annoying! They waste my time! - missyweirdo

No wonder I’m late to my next class

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5 No Talking

I admit, it is pretty annoying when they say that - Mariomaster63

No Teaching! - missyweirdo

6 Go Back And Walk

Why I'm sometimes late to my next class in high school. My homeroom teacher will say this even if I'm across the hall. I walk, then when she is out of my sight, I RUN so I won't be Nate to my next class.

Oh my gosh I hate this so much! Most irritating thing ever! Makes me want to punch them in the face! - missyweirdo

7 What's the Answer for This Question?
8 Go To The End Of The Line
9 You Have to Write an Essay
10 The Whole Class Misses Recess

When I was in 2nd grade a group of kids were being annoying during recess. The next day the teacher asked "Who were those kids I told to not to go to recess yesterday? " The group of idiots didn't show themselves, so the teacher said "Since you won't show yourselves, all BOYS will not have recess today."

I know right, I MEAN THAT'S NOT FAIR! I mean why can't the people that were misbehaving stay inside, and everyone else has recess. If I was a teacher, I would send the good noodles outside for recess and the bad noodles stay inside.

At least you get recess, once you get to middle school there is NEVER recess.

There is no recess in middle school so... - missyweirdo

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11 You Have Detention
12 You Know What, Do It by Yourselves, See If You Can Figure This Out

Then why are you sitting here glaring at us? Get the hell out and we will "Do it by ourselves"

My math teacher was a quitter, she had anger issues but I don't blame her. - PrincessKiana

So dumb
Then she blames us after for not getting it done

13 What's Today's Excuse?
14 I'm Going To Murder This Entire Classroom.

Teacher:i'm going to murder this entire classroom by using math test! - SamuiNeko

And I will tear apart the test papers in defiance!

We will bury you alive before you get the chance

15 Class, the Bell Doesn't Dismiss You, I Do.

Oh really? Then what's the purpose of bell? To get our hopes high and get them killed again?

That's what one of my teachers say EXACTLY THE SAME.

What's the point of having the bell, then?

Then what is the bell for?

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16 You Can Not Go to the Bathroom

I can't? Well, can I use your bag as one?

Do you want me to pee myself? Well, you know what I'll just use the trash can! - missyweirdo

That's OK. I'm wearing an adult diaper right now. My bathroom needs are taken care of

17 Give Me Your Phone

I'd rather get detention than let my teacher take my phone. - Pegasister12

You can take my soul, but you can't take my phone. - Pegasister12

Don't you have yours?

18 Can You Pay Attention for Once

Bitch I've been payin attention for a while and give me no time to write the stuff down and then u get in my face with that smugass smile!

19 I Am an Adult and You are a Child

And yet I'm still smarter

20 You're Expelled

That would be awesome

21 Understand!
22 School Is In
23 Shut the Hell Up!

Well, it's the teacher that has been bloody ruining our life for months, so you shut the hell up!

Last year back in 8th grade, my math teacher and my English teacher swears and my math teacher said this to one of the boys in my class and the class was like "OOOH! " and I'm like "Shut up all of you, you all cuss so why are you suprised? Idiots..." - PrincessKiana

One of my old elementary teachers said S*** because she stapled her thumb. And the class went really silent

Well, my teacher nearly said 'sh*t'. Because there wasn't enough space to take a PICTURE!

24 If You Don't Try Your Best Your Feet Will Never Touch the Flipping Ground
25 You! Yes, You Young Man!

Well, there are a lot of young men in this class, can you say the name?

26 What is This?

This is sparta!

27 I Know You are Smart, You Can Do It

Sounds like great advice but really isn't is it even advice

28 Damn is a Bad Word, Don't Say It
29 No Recess for You

1 Day a substitute teacher let me sit out the intire recess when I did not do Nothing Wrong I hope she falls in a rabbit hole and stay there for the rest of her life she sucks
Sometimes Teachers are jerks

30 Go to the principal's office now!
31 When they say “Really?”

This is actually really annoying

32 Stop it!!!

I didn't even do anything! >:(

33 Sit down!!!

I'm not a dog so stop treating me like one! >:(

34 You're Suspended
35 We Need to Have a Talk. You're Not in Trouble

The "you're not in trouble" part is obviously a lie.

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