Top Ten Worst Things to Hear from Teachers


The Top Ten

1 Where's Your Homework?

I had it in my binder a minute ago, I swear!

I turned it in already, I swear!

Me: I didn't do it! - PeeledBanana

Up your ass - missyweirdo

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2 Nobody's Leaving Until I Say So

I have teachers that are like that! So annoying! - Pegasister12

Super, duper annoying! They waste my time! - missyweirdo

Every time a teacher says that I wonder if she wants to kidnap us - Ihateschool

No wonder I’m late to my next class

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3 I'm Calling Your Parents

Well I'm a teacher (I'm not) and I'm calling the Prime Minister/President - jmepa1234

NOOO! Don't! My parents are Asian and they have high expectations and if they find out, I'll be dead for sure!

4 Class, Here's Your Homework

Me there goes ny respect for you - Ihateschool

My high school special ed teacher gave the class some of the dumbest, pointless and most ridiculous assignments ever. None of them is even logical or makes any sense at all.

For example once she told us that our homework is to tell our parents not to drink and drive.

REALLY? That's common sense!

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5 No Talking

I admit, it is pretty annoying when they say that - Mariomaster63

No Teaching! - missyweirdo

6 Go Back And Walk

Why I'm sometimes late to my next class in high school. My homeroom teacher will say this even if I'm across the hall. I walk, then when she is out of my sight, I RUN so I won't be Nate to my next class.

Oh my gosh I hate this so much! Most irritating thing ever! Makes me want to punch them in the face! - missyweirdo

7 Go To The End Of The Line

Seen in lunch time - Maddox121

8 The Whole Class Misses Recess

When I was in 2nd grade a group of kids were being annoying during recess. The next day the teacher asked "Who were those kids I told to not to go to recess yesterday? " The group of idiots didn't show themselves, so the teacher said "Since you won't show yourselves, all BOYS will not have recess today."

I know right, I MEAN THAT'S NOT FAIR! I mean why can't the people that were misbehaving stay inside, and everyone else has recess. If I was a teacher, I would send the good noodles outside for recess and the bad noodles stay inside.

At least you get recess, once you get to middle school there is NEVER recess.

There is no recess in middle school so... - missyweirdo

9 What's Today's Excuse?

Hypocrite. - Maddox121

10 I'm Going To Murder This Entire Classroom.

Teacher:i'm going to murder this entire classroom by using math test! - SamuiNeko

And I will tear apart the test papers in defiance!

We will bury you alive before you get the chance

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? The Essay Must Be at Least 3 Pages Long

I had to type at least 10 pages once. It was TORTURE!

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11 Class, the Bell Doesn't Dismiss You, I Do.

Oh really? Then what's the purpose of bell? To get our hopes high and get them killed again?

That's what one of my teachers say EXACTLY THE SAME.

What's the point of having the bell, then?

EXACTLY. What's the point of the bell?

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12 You Have Detention

More like you have detition - Maddox121

13 You Can Not Go to the Bathroom

I can't? Well, can I use your bag as one?

Do you want me to pee myself? Well, you know what I'll just use the trash can! - missyweirdo

That's OK. I'm wearing an adult diaper right now. My bathroom needs are taken care of

14 Give Me Your Phone

I'd rather get detention than let my teacher take my phone. - Pegasister12

You can take my soul, but you can't take my phone. - Pegasister12

Don't you have yours?

Lol I have a computer at my house

15 I Am an Adult and You are a Child

And yet I'm still smarter

16 You're Expelled

That would be awesome

17 School Is In

Boo - Maddox121

18 You Know What, Do It by Yourselves, See If You Can Figure This Out

Then why are you sitting here glaring at us? Get the hell out and we will "Do it by ourselves"

So dumb
Then she blames us after for not getting it done

19 You! Yes, You Young Man!

Well, there are a lot of young men in this class, can you say the name?

Also young lady

20 You Have to Write an Essay

Even worse than that: the essay has to be a minimum of 3-5 pages long.

A teacher in 1 of my college classes made the class type a minimum of 10 pages once. I CAN’T EVEN TYPE 5!

21 Get Out

Recess - Maddox121

22 Shut the Hell Up!

Well, it's the teacher that has been bloody ruining our life for months, so you shut the hell up!

One of my old elementary teachers said S*** because she stapled her thumb. And the class went really silent

Well, my teacher nearly said 'sh*t'. Because there wasn't enough space to take a PICTURE!

23 If You Don't Try Your Best Your Feet Will Never Touch the Flipping Ground
24 Understand!
25 What is This?

This is sparta!

26 I Know You are Smart, You Can Do It

Sounds like great advice but really isn't is it even advice

27 Can You Pay Attention for Once

Bitch I've been payin attention for a while and give me no time to write the stuff down and then u get in my face with that smugass smile!

28 Damn is a Bad Word, Don't Say It
29 What's the Answer for This Question?
30 No Recess for You

1 Day a substitute teacher let me sit out the intire recess when I did not do Nothing Wrong I hope she falls in a rabbit hole and stay there for the rest of her life she sucks
Sometimes Teachers are jerks

31 Go to the principal's office now!
32 When they say “Really?”

This is actually really annoying

33 Stop it!!!

I didn't even do anything! >:(

34 Sit down!!!

I'm not a dog so stop treating me like one! >:(

35 You're Suspended
36 We Need to Have a Talk. You're Not in Trouble

The "you're not in trouble" part is obviously a lie.

37 Pop Quiz!
38 You're a retarded child!

That would be the worst thing a teacher can say.

39 Shut your mouth and be quiet

Not as rude as “shut up” but still very disrespectful

40 Get Over Here Right Now!
41 “darn” is a Bad Word, Don’t Say It
42 Ladies First, You Sit in the Back
43 “hell” is a Bad Word, Don’t Say It
44 Stand up!!!
45 Now!!!!!!

They have no patience at all.

46 I Don't Care Who Started It!

Frankly my dear, I DO give a darn - Maddox121

47 Let's go!

Some of my teachers were mean. Whenever they would pull me out of class, they would say this in a harsh tone of voice and if I don't comply, they would use force.

48 I have zero tolerance for ________!!!
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