Top Ten Worst Things to Hear from Teachers

I had it in my binder a minute ago, I swear!

Me: I didn't do it! - PeeledBanana

My dog ate it.

Up your ass - missyweirdo

Well I'm a teacher (I'm not) and I'm calling the Prime Minister/President - jmepa1234

NOOO! Don't! My parents are Asian and they have high expectations and if they find out, I'll be dead for sure!

Me there goes ny respect for you - Ihateschool

All around me are familiar faces
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i absolutely love that song and the artist seems so deep, intelligent and sensitive :) x sorry if I offended anyone by joking about it x

I have teachers that are like that! So annoying! - Pegasister12

Every time a teacher says that I wonder if she wants to kidnap us - Ihateschool

Super, duper annoying! They waste my time! - missyweirdo

No wonder I’m late to my next class

I admit, it is pretty annoying when they say that - Mariomaster63

No Teaching! - missyweirdo

Why I'm sometimes late to my next class in high school. My homeroom teacher will say this even if I'm across the hall. I walk, then when she is out of my sight, I RUN so I won't be Nate to my next class.

Oh my gosh I hate this so much! Most irritating thing ever! Makes me want to punch them in the face! - missyweirdo

Then why are you sitting here glaring at us? Get the hell out and we will "Do it by ourselves"

My math teacher was a quitter, she had anger issues but I don't blame her. - PrincessKiana

So dumb
Then she blames us after for not getting it done

Teacher:i'm going to murder this entire classroom by using math test! - SamuiNeko

And I will tear apart the test papers in defiance!

We will bury you alive before you get the chance

Oh really? Then what's the purpose of bell? To get our hopes high and get them killed again?

That's what one of my teachers say EXACTLY THE SAME.

What's the point of having the bell, then?

Then what is the bell for?

I can't? Well, can I use your bag as one?

Do you want me to pee myself? Well, you know what I'll just use the trash can! - missyweirdo

That's OK. I'm wearing an adult diaper right now. My bathroom needs are taken care of

I'd rather get detention than let my teacher take my phone. - Pegasister12

You can take my soul, but you can't take my phone. - Pegasister12

Don't you have yours?

Bitch I've been payin attention for a while and give me no time to write the stuff down and then u get in my face with that smugass smile!

And yet I'm still smarter

That would be awesome

Well, it's the teacher that has been bloody ruining our life for months, so you shut the hell up!

Last year back in 8th grade, my math teacher and my English teacher swears and my math teacher said this to one of the boys in my class and the class was like "OOOH! " and I'm like "Shut up all of you, you all cuss so why are you suprised? Idiots..." - PrincessKiana

One of my old elementary teachers said S*** because she stapled her thumb. And the class went really silent

Well, my teacher nearly said 'sh*t'. Because there wasn't enough space to take a PICTURE!

Well, there are a lot of young men in this class, can you say the name?

This is sparta!

Sounds like great advice but really isn't is it even advice

1 Day a substitute teacher let me sit out the intire recess when I did not do Nothing Wrong I hope she falls in a rabbit hole and stay there for the rest of her life she sucks
Sometimes Teachers are jerks

This is actually really annoying

I didn't even do anything! >:(

I'm not a dog so stop treating me like one! >:(

The "you're not in trouble" part is obviously a lie.