Top 10 Worst Things to Hear from Teachers

NOOO! Don't! My parents are Asian and they have high expectations and if they find out, I'll be dead for sure!

I blocked my teacher's numbers on my mom's phone so they can never call her.

I got this today in school I was so scared to go home, my mom got mad at me because I misbehaved in block 1 and got sent to the office

My special ed teachers used to call my parents for the dumbest reasons

I had it in my binder a minute ago, I swear!

I turned it in already, I swear!

My dog ate my homework

My homework died.

Make me late to class?!
I will bolt and knock people over.
I will not be late!

I have teachers that are like that! So annoying!

Super, duper annoying! They waste my time!

Then I'd use my earphones!

Woah, one of my teachers says exactly this O_o
But yeah, this is why I'm always late to my next class.

Oh really? Then what's the purpose of bell? To get our hopes high and get them killed again?

There was this teacher who kept saying this and every time they did, I just leave the class.

What's the point of having the bell, then?

My high school special ed teacher gave the class some of the dumbest, pointless and most ridiculous assignments ever. None of them is even logical or makes any sense at all.

For example once she told us that our homework is to tell our parents not to drink and drive.

REALLY? That's common sense!

Yesterday I just got 12 assignments!

During EL, our teacher said our homework will be devastating and we didn't believe, after seeing the workload, we were shocked and believed him

During MA, another teacher said she will only give a bit of hw, so we believed her and at the end, WE GOT 3 30 PAGES OF WORKSHEETS! How is that bit?

The last semester, I had a lot of homework and assignments to do from 4th period before the exam. It happened about 2 months ago.

This statement should be illegal. Students can get kidney infections and they could also wet their pants

Do you want me to pee myself? Well, you know what I'll just use the trash can!

That's OK. I'm wearing an adult diaper right now. My bathroom needs are taken care of

Like South Park, when it happened to Jenny.

Hell no, I don't let people touch my phone. If the teacher's ever got a hold of my phone (and they've confiscated it many times), I'd feel uncomfortable because they could see my texts.

One time, my algebra teacher let us use calculators, but he forced us to give him our phones. Like, what?!

I'd rather get detention than let my teacher take my phone.

You can take my soul, but you can't take my phone.

I was talking to my friend I haven't seen since wednesday since he was sick thursday and friday, and she said no talking

They do this whenever there's a fight. My schoo; has some of the craziest fights and there are at least 3 fights daily so the teachers all got sick of it.

Why I'm sometimes late to my next class in high school. My homeroom teacher will say this even if I'm across the hall. I walk, then when she is out of my sight, I RUN so I won't be Nate to my next class.

Oh my gosh I hate this so much! Most irritating thing ever! Makes me want to punch them in the face!

This makes me late to class all of the time. The teachers should just tell us to slow down, not go back and walk

Then you are late

They have no patience at all.

My 3rd grade teacher did this to us. She had to reset the little timer for end of the school year early recess because the bad kids were making noise at every end of the timer. Keep in mind, we could've had nearly 15-30+ minutes of recess. Then, the teacher said, "Only 1 minute left." Around the 30 second mark, this kid got up from his seat, went to this other kid's seat. Then he said, "Can I have my markers back? " We all yelled his name really hard. We all were mad. He had the nerve to say "What? "

When I was in 2nd grade a group of kids were being annoying during recess. The next day the teacher asked "Who were those kids I told to not to go to recess yesterday? " The group of idiots didn't show themselves, so the teacher said "Since you won't show yourselves, all BOYS will not have recess today."

I know right, I MEAN THAT'S NOT FAIR! I mean why can't the people that were misbehaving stay inside, and everyone else has recess. If I was a teacher, I would send the good noodles outside for recess and the bad noodles stay inside.

At least you get recess, once you get to middle school there is NEVER recess.

Even worse than that: the essay has to be a minimum of 3-5 pages long.

A teacher in 1 of my college classes made the class type a minimum of 10 pages once. I CAN'T EVEN TYPE 5!

Seen in lunch time

The "you're not in trouble" part is obviously a lie.

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