Top Ten Worst Things to Hear from Teachers

The Top Ten
1 I'm calling your parents

NOOO! Don't! My parents are Asian and they have high expectations and if they find out, I'll be dead for sure!

I blocked my teacher's numbers on my mom's phone so they can never call her.

My special ed teachers used to call my parents for the dumbest reasons

Well I'm a teacher (I'm not) and I'm calling the Prime Minister/President

2 Where's your homework?

I had it in my binder a minute ago, I swear!

I ate it because I ran out of pizza

I turned it in already, I swear!

My dog ate my homework

3 Nobody's leaving until I say so

Make me late to class?!
I will bolt and knock people over.
I will not be late!

Every time a teacher says that I wonder if she wants to kidnap us

I have teachers that are like that! So annoying!

Super, duper annoying! They waste my time!

4 Class, the bell doesn't dismiss you, I do.

Oh really? Then what's the purpose of bell? To get our hopes high and get them killed again?

There was this teacher who kept saying this and every time they did, I just leave the class.

I hate it when my teacher does this they make me worried about being late for class

That's what one of my teachers say EXACTLY THE SAME.

5 Class, here's your homework

Yesterday I just got 12 assignments!

During EL, our teacher said our homework will be devastating and we didn't believe, after seeing the workload, we were shocked and believed him

During MA, another teacher said she will only give a bit of hw, so we believed her and at the end, WE GOT 3 30 PAGES OF WORKSHEETS! How is that bit?

The last semester, I had a lot of homework and assignments to do from 4th period before the exam. It happened about 2 months ago.

We all get retarded homework for autisicd like in me

You have a 300-page essay, 900 math problems, and 50 pages of the textbook to read due tomorrow. Have fun :)

6 You can not go to the bathroom

This statement should be illegal. Students can get kidney infections and they could also wet their pants

Do you want me to pee myself? Well, you know what I'll just use the trash can!

That's OK. I'm wearing an adult diaper right now. My bathroom needs are taken care of

Like South Park, when it happened to Jenny.

7 Give me your phone

Hell no, I don't let people touch my phone. If the teacher's ever got a hold of my phone (and they've confiscated it many times), I'd feel uncomfortable because they could see my texts.

One time, my algebra teacher let us use calculators, but he forced us to give him our phones. Like, what?!

I'd rather get detention than let my teacher take my phone.

You can take my soul, but you can't take my phone.

8 No talking

I admit, it is pretty annoying when they say that

All of my teachers say this

No Teaching!

I was talking to my friend I haven't seen since wednesday since he was sick thursday and friday, and she said no talking

9 Can you pay attention for once

Bitch I've been payin attention for a while and give me no time to write the stuff down and then u get in my face with that smugass smile!

10 Get over here right now!
The Contenders
11 I don't care who started it!

They do this whenever there's a fight. My schoo; has some of the craziest fights and there are at least 3 fights daily so the teachers all got sick of it.

Frankly my dear, I DO give a darn

12 Go back and walk

Why I'm sometimes late to my next class in high school. My homeroom teacher will say this even if I'm across the hall. I walk, then when she is out of my sight, I RUN so I won't be Nate to my next class.

This makes me late to class all of the time. The teachers should just tell us to slow down, not go back and walk

Oh my gosh I hate this so much! Most irritating thing ever! Makes me want to punch them in the face!

Okay, I guess I'll be late for the next lesson

13 Go to the principal's office now!

I had this today in block 1 I felt so scared to get suspended I didn't he just got mad at me and told me not to do what I was doing again

14 You have detention

More like you have detition

15 Now!

They have no patience at all.

16 The whole class misses recess

My 3rd grade teacher did this to us. She had to reset the little timer for end of the school year early recess because the bad kids were making noise at every end of the timer. Keep in mind, we could've had nearly 15-30+ minutes of recess. Then, the teacher said, "Only 1 minute left." Around the 30 second mark, this kid got up from his seat, went to this other kid's seat. Then he said, "Can I have my markers back? " We all yelled his name really hard. We all were mad. He had the nerve to say "What? "

When I was in 2nd grade a group of kids were being annoying during recess. The next day the teacher asked "Who were those kids I told to not to go to recess yesterday? " The group of idiots didn't show themselves, so the teacher said "Since you won't show yourselves, all BOYS will not have recess today."

I know right, I MEAN THAT'S NOT FAIR! I mean why can't the people that were misbehaving stay inside, and everyone else has recess. If I was a teacher, I would send the good noodles outside for recess and the bad noodles stay inside.

At least you get recess, once you get to middle school there is NEVER recess.

17 You have to write an essay

Even worse than that: the essay has to be a minimum of 3-5 pages long.

A teacher in 1 of my college classes made the class type a minimum of 10 pages once. I CAN’T EVEN TYPE 5!

18 Go to the end of the line

Seen in lunch time

19 We need to have a talk. You're not in trouble.

The "you're not in trouble" part is obviously a lie.

20 Pop quiz!
21 The essay must be at least 3 pages long

Triple space,
Size 90 font
4 in. header
4 in. footer
gigantic margins,
Now you are set.

I had to type at least 10 pages once. It was TORTURE!

22 What's the answer for this question?
23 What's today's excuse?
24 Understand!
25 I am an adult and you are a child

And yet I'm still smarter

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