Top Ten Worst Things to Hear from Teachers

The Top Ten Worst Things to Hear from Teachers

1 I'm Calling Your Parents

I blocked my teacher's numbers on my mom's phone so they can never call her. - AlphaQ

I got this today in school I was so scared to go home, my mom got mad at me because I misbehaved in block 1 and got sent to the office

This is quite scary feeling for me if I heard it knowing I would get into trouble at home - trains45

Oh god yeah I agree
I had to delete my YouTube channel and start over again in 2019 because a teacher snitched on me - Ar0nT0pTeNz05

2 Where's Your Homework?

I had it in my binder a minute ago, I swear!

I left it at home! - sadical

I turned it in already, I swear!

My homework died. - AlphaQ

3 Nobody's Leaving Until I Say So

I have teachers that are like that! So annoying! - Pegasister12

Every time a teacher says that I wonder if she wants to kidnap us - Ihateschool

Super, duper annoying! They waste my time! - missyweirdo

Then I'd use my earphones!

4 Class, Here's Your Homework

Yesterday I just got 12 assignments!

During EL, our teacher said our homework will be devastating and we didn't believe, after seeing the workload, we were shocked and believed him

During MA, another teacher said she will only give a bit of hw, so we believed her and at the end, WE GOT 3 30 PAGES OF WORKSHEETS! How is that bit?

We all get retarded homework for autisicd like in me

Me there goes ny respect for you - Ihateschool

My high school special ed teacher gave the class some of the dumbest, pointless and most ridiculous assignments ever. None of them is even logical or makes any sense at all.

For example once she told us that our homework is to tell our parents not to drink and drive.

REALLY? That's common sense!

5 Class, the Bell Doesn't Dismiss You, I Do.

There was this teacher who kept saying this and every time they did, I just leave the class. - AlphaQ

This sucks when this happens my anxiety would kick in making me worried about being late for my next class of missing the school bus - trains45

I hate it when my teacher does this they make me worried about being late for class

Oh really? Then what's the purpose of bell? To get our hopes high and get them killed again?

6 You Can Not Go to the Bathroom

I can't? Well, can I use your bag as one?

Do you want me to pee myself? Well, you know what I'll just use the trash can! - missyweirdo

This not fun, once I had to go badly and had to wait - trains45

That's OK. I'm wearing an adult diaper right now. My bathroom needs are taken care of

7 No Talking

I was talking to my friend I haven't seen since wednesday since he was sick thursday and friday, and she said no talking

This can suck if your beside your friend having a nice conversation then the teacher stops it - trains45

I admit, it is pretty annoying when they say that - Mariomaster63

No Teaching! - missyweirdo

8 Give Me Your Phone

Hell no, I don't let people touch my phone. If the teacher's ever got a hold of my phone (and they've confiscated it many times), I'd feel uncomfortable because they could see my texts. - AlphaQ

You can take my soul, but you can't take my phone. - Pegasister12

I'd rather get detention than let my teacher take my phone. - Pegasister12

Don't you have yours?

9 Go Back And Walk

This can be annoying if your in a hurry and you have to go back and walk - trains45

I was in a hurry thanks to my teacher keeping me after the bell another teacher made me go back and walk I was 2 mins late for class

Why I'm sometimes late to my next class in high school. My homeroom teacher will say this even if I'm across the hall. I walk, then when she is out of my sight, I RUN so I won't be Nate to my next class.

Oh my gosh I hate this so much! Most irritating thing ever! Makes me want to punch them in the face! - missyweirdo

10 Get Over Here Right Now!

This would feel scary knowing your in trouble - trains45

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11 I Don't Care Who Started It!

They do this whenever there's a fight. My schoo; has some of the craziest fights and there are at least 3 fights daily so the teachers all got sick of it. - AlphaQ

Frankly my dear, I DO give a darn - Maddox121

12 Can You Pay Attention for Once

Bitch I've been payin attention for a while and give me no time to write the stuff down and then u get in my face with that smugass smile!

13 Go to the principal's office now!

This would of made me feel nervous knowing I was in trouble, lucky I last had to go to the principal office for trouble was in grade 2 - trains45

I had this today in block 1 I felt so scared to get suspended I didn't he just got mad at me and told me not to do what I was doing again

14 The Whole Class Misses Recess

My 3rd grade teacher did this to us. She had to reset the little timer for end of the school year early recess because the bad kids were making noise at every end of the timer. Keep in mind, we could've had nearly 15-30+ minutes of recess. Then, the teacher said, "Only 1 minute left." Around the 30 second mark, this kid got up from his seat, went to this other kid's seat. Then he said, "Can I have my markers back? " We all yelled his name really hard. We all were mad. He had the nerve to say "What? " - CartoonCriticizer

I know right, I MEAN THAT'S NOT FAIR! I mean why can't the people that were misbehaving stay inside, and everyone else has recess. If I was a teacher, I would send the good noodles outside for recess and the bad noodles stay inside.

When I was in 2nd grade a group of kids were being annoying during recess. The next day the teacher asked "Who were those kids I told to not to go to recess yesterday? " The group of idiots didn't show themselves, so the teacher said "Since you won't show yourselves, all BOYS will not have recess today."

At least you get recess, once you get to middle school there is NEVER recess.

15 Go To The End Of The Line

Seen in lunch time - Maddox121

16 You Have Detention

It would not be fun to get detention, I don't think I was ever bad at school enough to get it - trains45

More like you have detition - Maddox121

17 Now!!!!!!

They have no patience at all.

18 I'm Going To Murder This Entire Classroom.

Teacher:i'm going to murder this entire classroom by using math test! - SamuiNeko

And I will tear apart the test papers in defiance!

We will bury you alive before you get the chance

19 You Have to Write an Essay

Even worse than that: the essay has to be a minimum of 3-5 pages long.

A teacher in 1 of my college classes made the class type a minimum of 10 pages once. I CAN’T EVEN TYPE 5!

20 We Need to Have a Talk. You're Not in Trouble

The "you're not in trouble" part is obviously a lie.

21 Pop Quiz!
22 The Essay Must Be at Least 3 Pages Long

I had to type at least 10 pages once. It was TORTURE!

Triple space,
Size 90 font
4 in. header
4 in. footer
gigantic margins,
Now you are set.

23 What's Today's Excuse?

Hypocrite. - Maddox121

24 What's the Answer for This Question?
25 Understand!
26 I Am an Adult and You are a Child

And yet I'm still smarter

27 Sit down!!!

I'm not a dog so stop treating me like one! >:(

28 You're a retarded child!

No teacher would ever say that.
Teachers have CV's and Interviews before they become a teacher.

That would be the worst thing a teacher can say.

29 Get Over Here!!!

Mrs Holt said that before she gave me the side eye and drags me into that closet

*puts on Sub Zero mask* - AlphaQ

30 You're Expelled

That would be awesome

31 School Is In

Boo - Maddox121

32 Shut the Hell Up!

@sadical-Hell is not a bad word. Step being so sensitive.

Well, it's the teacher that has been bloody ruining our life for months, so you shut the hell up!


One of my old elementary teachers said S*** because she stapled her thumb. And the class went really silent

33 You Know What, Do It by Yourselves, See If You Can Figure This Out

Then why are you sitting here glaring at us? Get the hell out and we will "Do it by ourselves"

So dumb
Then she blames us after for not getting it done

34 You! Yes, You Young Man!

Well, there are a lot of young men in this class, can you say the name?

Also young lady

I would feel offended if someone said this to me, because I’m not a man. - sadical

35 Damn is a Bad Word, Don't Say It

You just said it. - sadical

@sadical-I was using it as an example.

36 No Recess for You

This would really suck to miss recess - trains45

1 Day a substitute teacher let me sit out the intire recess when I did not do Nothing Wrong I hope she falls in a rabbit hole and stay there for the rest of her life she sucks
Sometimes Teachers are jerks

37 Get Out

@Maddox121-Teachers say that when they kick kids out of class

Recess - Maddox121

38 Ladies First, You Sit in the Back

Their pushing some feminist agenda. - CartoonCriticizer

39 I have zero tolerance for ________!!!

For mayonnaise

40 I'm Going to Write You Up
41 If You Don't Try Your Best Your Feet Will Never Touch the Flipping Ground
42 What is This?

This is sparta!

43 I Know You are Smart, You Can Do It

Sounds like great advice but really isn't is it even advice

44 When they say “Really?”

This is actually really annoying

45 Stop it!!!

I didn't even do anything! >:(

46 You're Suspended
47 Shut your mouth and be quiet

Not as rude as “shut up” but still very disrespectful

48 “darn” is a Bad Word, Don’t Say It

Darn isn't a bad word! You shut up teachers if you actually what that also mean...

49 “hell” is a Bad Word, Don’t Say It
50 Stand up!!!
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