Top Ten Worst Things to Hear from Teachers


The Top Ten

1 I'm Calling Your Parents

Hate it!

NOOO! Don't! My parents are Asian and they have high expectations and if they find out, I'll be dead for sure!

Well I'm a teacher (I'm not) and I'm calling the Prime Minister/President - jmepa1234

2 Where's Your Homework?

I left it at home! - sadical

I turned it in already, I swear!

I had it in my binder a minute ago, I swear!

Me: I didn't do it! - PeeledBanana

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3 Nobody's Leaving Until I Say So

...and then you get in trouble for being late to your next class. - sadical

I have teachers that are like that! So annoying! - Pegasister12

Every time a teacher says that I wonder if she wants to kidnap us - Ihateschool

Super, duper annoying! They waste my time! - missyweirdo

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4 Class, Here's Your Homework

We all get retarded homework for autisicd like in me

Me there goes ny respect for you - Ihateschool

My high school special ed teacher gave the class some of the dumbest, pointless and most ridiculous assignments ever. None of them is even logical or makes any sense at all.

For example once she told us that our homework is to tell our parents not to drink and drive.

REALLY? That's common sense!

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5 Class, the Bell Doesn't Dismiss You, I Do.

Oh! Than Whats the point of the bell - XxMontrealxXRBLX

They might as well dismantle the bell

EXACTLY. What's the point of the bell?

Oh really? Then what's the purpose of bell? To get our hopes high and get them killed again?

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6 No Talking

I admit, it is pretty annoying when they say that - Mariomaster63

No Teaching! - missyweirdo

7 Get Over Here Right Now!
8 Go to the principal's office now!
9 Go Back And Walk

Why I'm sometimes late to my next class in high school. My homeroom teacher will say this even if I'm across the hall. I walk, then when she is out of my sight, I RUN so I won't be Nate to my next class.

Oh my gosh I hate this so much! Most irritating thing ever! Makes me want to punch them in the face! - missyweirdo

10 I Don't Care Who Started It!

Frankly my dear, I DO give a darn - Maddox121

The Contenders

11 Go To The End Of The Line

Seen in lunch time - Maddox121

12 The Whole Class Misses Recess

My 3rd grade teacher did this to us. She had to reset the little timer for end of the school year early recess because the bad kids were making noise at every end of the timer. Keep in mind, we could've had nearly 15-30+ minutes of recess. Then, the teacher said, "Only 1 minute left." Around the 30 second mark, this kid got up from his seat, went to this other kid's seat. Then he said, "Can I have my markers back? " We all yelled his name really hard. We all were mad. He had the nerve to say "What? " - CartoonCriticizer

I know right, I MEAN THAT'S NOT FAIR! I mean why can't the people that were misbehaving stay inside, and everyone else has recess. If I was a teacher, I would send the good noodles outside for recess and the bad noodles stay inside.

When I was in 2nd grade a group of kids were being annoying during recess. The next day the teacher asked "Who were those kids I told to not to go to recess yesterday? " The group of idiots didn't show themselves, so the teacher said "Since you won't show yourselves, all BOYS will not have recess today."

I don't like recess anyways! I mean, it’s going outside. I never go outside. - sadical

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13 Pop Quiz!
14 The Essay Must Be at Least 3 Pages Long

I had to type at least 10 pages once. It was TORTURE!

Triple space,
Size 90 font
4 in. header
4 in. footer
gigantic margins,
Now you are set.

15 You Can Not Go to the Bathroom

That's OK. I'm wearing an adult diaper right now. My bathroom needs are taken care of

I can't? Well, can I use your bag as one?

Do you want me to pee myself? Well, you know what I'll just use the trash can! - missyweirdo

16 What's Today's Excuse?

Hypocrite. - Maddox121

17 We Need to Have a Talk. You're Not in Trouble

The "you're not in trouble" part is obviously a lie.

18 You Have Detention

More like you have detition - Maddox121

19 I'm Going To Murder This Entire Classroom.

Teacher:i'm going to murder this entire classroom by using math test! - SamuiNeko

And I will tear apart the test papers in defiance!

We will bury you alive before you get the chance

20 Give Me Your Phone

I don't even have a f---ing phone idiots.

Lol I have a computer at my house

I'd rather get detention than let my teacher take my phone. - Pegasister12

You can take my soul, but you can't take my phone. - Pegasister12

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21 I Am an Adult and You are a Child

And yet I'm still smarter

22 You're Expelled

That would be awesome

23 School Is In

Boo - Maddox121

24 You Know What, Do It by Yourselves, See If You Can Figure This Out

Then why are you sitting here glaring at us? Get the hell out and we will "Do it by ourselves"

So dumb
Then she blames us after for not getting it done

25 You! Yes, You Young Man!

Also young lady

I would feel offended if someone said this to me, because I’m not a man. - sadical

Well, there are a lot of young men in this class, can you say the name?

26 Damn is a Bad Word, Don't Say It

You just said it. - sadical

@sadical-I was using it as an example.

27 You Have to Write an Essay

Even worse than that: the essay has to be a minimum of 3-5 pages long.

A teacher in 1 of my college classes made the class type a minimum of 10 pages once. I CAN’T EVEN TYPE 5!

28 Sit down!!!

I'm not a dog so stop treating me like one! >:(

29 Get Out

@Maddox121-Teachers say that when they kick kids out of class

Recess - Maddox121

30 I have zero tolerance for ________!!!

For mayonnaise

31 Get Over Here!!!

Mrs Holt said that before she gave me the side eye and drags me into that closet

32 Shut the Hell Up!

Well, it's the teacher that has been bloody ruining our life for months, so you shut the hell up!


One of my old elementary teachers said S*** because she stapled her thumb. And the class went really silent

Well, my teacher nearly said 'sh*t'. Because there wasn't enough space to take a PICTURE!

33 If You Don't Try Your Best Your Feet Will Never Touch the Flipping Ground
34 Understand!
35 What is This?

This is sparta!

36 I Know You are Smart, You Can Do It

Sounds like great advice but really isn't is it even advice

37 Can You Pay Attention for Once

Bitch I've been payin attention for a while and give me no time to write the stuff down and then u get in my face with that smugass smile!

38 What's the Answer for This Question?
39 No Recess for You

1 Day a substitute teacher let me sit out the intire recess when I did not do Nothing Wrong I hope she falls in a rabbit hole and stay there for the rest of her life she sucks
Sometimes Teachers are jerks

40 When they say “Really?”

This is actually really annoying

41 Stop it!!!

I didn't even do anything! >:(

42 You're Suspended
43 You're a retarded child!

No teacher would ever say that.
Teachers have CV's and Interviews before they become a teacher.

That would be the worst thing a teacher can say.

44 Shut your mouth and be quiet

Not as rude as “shut up” but still very disrespectful

45 “darn” is a Bad Word, Don’t Say It

Darn isn't a bad word! You shut up teachers if you actually what that also mean...

46 Ladies First, You Sit in the Back

Their pushing some feminist agenda. - CartoonCriticizer

47 “hell” is a Bad Word, Don’t Say It
48 Stand up!!!
49 Now!!!!!!

They have no patience at all.

50 Let's go!

Some of my teachers were mean. Whenever they would pull me out of class, they would say this in a harsh tone of voice and if I don't comply, they would use force.

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1. Class, the Bell Doesn't Dismiss You, I Do.
2. Get Over Here Right Now!
3. Go to the principal's office now!
1. Where's Your Homework?
2. I'm Calling Your Parents
3. Nobody's Leaving Until I Say So


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