Top Ten Worst Things to Hear from Teachers

I had it in my binder a minute ago, I swear!

Me: I didn't do it! - PeeledBanana

My dog ate it.

Up your ass - missyweirdo

I have teachers that are like that! So annoying! - Pegasister12

Super, duper annoying! They waste my time! - missyweirdo

Every time a teacher says that I wonder if she wants to kidnap us - Ihateschool

No wonder I’m late to my next class

Well I'm a teacher (I'm not) and I'm calling the Prime Minister/President - jmepa1234

NOOO! Don't! My parents are Asian and they have high expectations and if they find out, I'll be dead for sure!

Me there goes ny respect for you - Ihateschool

My high school special ed teacher gave the class some of the dumbest, pointless and most ridiculous assignments ever. None of them is even logical or makes any sense at all.

For example once she told us that our homework is to tell our parents not to drink and drive.

REALLY? That's common sense!

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I admit, it is pretty annoying when they say that - Mariomaster63

No Teaching! - missyweirdo

Why I'm sometimes late to my next class in high school. My homeroom teacher will say this even if I'm across the hall. I walk, then when she is out of my sight, I RUN so I won't be Nate to my next class.

Oh my gosh I hate this so much! Most irritating thing ever! Makes me want to punch them in the face! - missyweirdo

When I was in 2nd grade a group of kids were being annoying during recess. The next day the teacher asked "Who were those kids I told to not to go to recess yesterday? " The group of idiots didn't show themselves, so the teacher said "Since you won't show yourselves, all BOYS will not have recess today."

I know right, I MEAN THAT'S NOT FAIR! I mean why can't the people that were misbehaving stay inside, and everyone else has recess. If I was a teacher, I would send the good noodles outside for recess and the bad noodles stay inside.

At least you get recess, once you get to middle school there is NEVER recess.

There is no recess in middle school so... - missyweirdo

Oh really? Then what's the purpose of bell? To get our hopes high and get them killed again?

That's what one of my teachers say EXACTLY THE SAME.

What's the point of having the bell, then?

EXACTLY. What's the point of the bell?

I can't? Well, can I use your bag as one?

Do you want me to pee myself? Well, you know what I'll just use the trash can! - missyweirdo

That's OK. I'm wearing an adult diaper right now. My bathroom needs are taken care of

I'd rather get detention than let my teacher take my phone. - Pegasister12

You can take my soul, but you can't take my phone. - Pegasister12

Don't you have yours?

Lol I have a computer at my house

And yet I'm still smarter

That would be awesome

Then why are you sitting here glaring at us? Get the hell out and we will "Do it by ourselves"

So dumb
Then she blames us after for not getting it done

Well, there are a lot of young men in this class, can you say the name?

Also young lady

Even worse than that: the essay has to be a minimum of 3-5 pages long.

A teacher in 1 of my college classes made the class type a minimum of 10 pages once. I CAN’T EVEN TYPE 5!

Well, it's the teacher that has been bloody ruining our life for months, so you shut the hell up!

One of my old elementary teachers said S*** because she stapled her thumb. And the class went really silent

Well, my teacher nearly said 'sh*t'. Because there wasn't enough space to take a PICTURE!

This is sparta!

Sounds like great advice but really isn't is it even advice

Bitch I've been payin attention for a while and give me no time to write the stuff down and then u get in my face with that smugass smile!

1 Day a substitute teacher let me sit out the intire recess when I did not do Nothing Wrong I hope she falls in a rabbit hole and stay there for the rest of her life she sucks
Sometimes Teachers are jerks

This is actually really annoying

I didn't even do anything! >:(

I'm not a dog so stop treating me like one! >:(

The "you're not in trouble" part is obviously a lie.

That would be the worst thing a teacher can say.

Not as rude as “shut up” but still very disrespectful

They have no patience at all.