Worst Things to Hear Your Calculator Say

You need a bit of help on that one annoying maths sum, so you whip out your number-storming device, only to see...
The Top Ten
1 Weakling

The cheek of you... I'm the one who actually built my brain!

2 Type in "5318008"....I dare you
3 Stop typing random numbers into me and get on with your homework
4 Wrong answer lol
5 You're in a maths test? Just let me go into plain sight of the teacher
6 I don't even like maths
7 To hear correct answer...please type 1

You have entered a new calculation. Please, proceed.

8 I'm much better at History anyway

A calculator that does history? How preposterous!

9 USE YOUR OWN BRAIN GODAMMIT

I'm using my brain way too much, even for a calculator.

10 No
The Contenders
11 Pay me $20 or I won't tell you
12 I am actually a human who was cursed to be a calculator because I didn't help my classmate cheat on her math test
13 Type in 304 and turn me upside down
14 You have dishonored your family
15 404 Error
16 A problem has been detected and your calculator has shut down to prevent damage from occurring
17 Are you Asian, if yes, you don't need me
18 Are you that stupid?
19 You fail at life
20 Time for summer school
21 Your teacher won't let you use me
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