Top Ten Worst Things to Hear from Your Parents

The Top Ten

1 Because I said so

Girl:mommy can I have (blank!)
Mom:no. Girl:why? Mom: because I said so! Girl: crying and screaming I want it!

The classic "I'm a parent with no reasoning behind my argument but don't want to say I lost it".

That isn't a reason, it doesn't even count as an excuse.

I get this from my mom all the time, it seriously annoys me and it is the most cliche saying a parent can ever say to a child!

2 You're adopted.

What's wrong with being adopted? I'm not, but still..

Honestly, there's nothing wrong with being adopted.

I wish no one was adopted unless they really needed too

No you guy's get the wrong message, it means a Born Child is Adopted

3 I like your brother/sister better than you.

Parents: "I'm sorry, but your brother is far superior in every way because he wasn't a mistake, he doesn't act up like you and he's older so..." Like, can parents chill out? All I wanted was some broccoli!

My parents try to tell me I'm equal to them, but it's clear who their favorites are.

This is how my friend's parents are to her. Apparently they like her younger brother better than her. I've met her brother, and he's really annoying.

This is obvious. They don't even have to say anything...

4 When I was your age...

When I was your age, my life was so much harder, so much more successful. Yeah, we are living in a different generation so stop whining about yours.

This happens a lot... Especially my liar dad who thinks I'm still a child and thinks too much about my shyness

"When I was your age I was better than you" -my parents

I never know what to believe.

5 Now don't be nervous...

The one statement that makes you more nervous.

This never helps at all.

6 What are you doing?

My dad does this a lot. I'll be in my room on my laptop, on YouTube, listening to music. I'll have the volume turned up high, which 20 is a good pitch for volume on my laptop. All of a sudden, my dad will be yelling for me, and I can't hear him. He will walk upstairs to my room, and knock on my door. I shut everything down on the internet, and when he comes in finally, he says, "What are you doing? ". "Why do you care? You know I do the same things all the time! " (I wouldn't actually say that.) You get it? It's annoying. All parents try to do on this one is make you stop what you're doing, and tell them what you are doing. Stupid.

Dad: Hi Brenda

Me: *plays on phone* Hi.

Dad: What are you doing there?

Me: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!

Breathing of course. Why do you wanna know so bad? It's none of your business!

I ALWAYS here this from my mom when I'm on my laptop. It's starting to get annoying.

7 I am getting a divorce!

Well this is almost happened more than twice...

Sometimes it's a good thing, but it's terrible most of the time

It's worse when it happens to you

8 I looked at your computer history...

If I ever heard this from my parents I would jump out of the window and sprint away so fast, It's the one time my sports teacher would say she was proud of me.

This is my one worst fear.. I cringe just thinking about it...oh, all those things I've looked and she would find out about this site. If my mum ever says this to me, I would run out of the house at full speed.

YES there is a story behind this.

It's not really something my parents would say... More like my older brother. He's VERY overprotective over me... Like, I'm only 3 years younger than him!

9 I'm sorry but I'm a serial killer and you are my next victim

What...

THIS SHOULD BE 1!

What the

10 Kill yourself

That is awful even my parents wouldn't tell me that.

Ok! *Jumps out of apartment window*

Sure

Gladly

The Newcomers

? Your other parent died.

The Contenders

11 You have a problem.

If they say the word "mental" before the word "problem", then that's not good at all...

My dad says that to me sometimes.

Nice one nikbrusk

12 I hate you!!
13 Shut up!

Parents are such hypocrites. They teach their kids that telling people to shut up is incredibly rude and disrespectful, and yet they say this to their kids. Parents should just die

My mum says this to me everyday! I used to love my mum, but now I hate her for this! She's rude and mean to me, which is disgraceful! I want to punch my mum HARD for doing this to me! I wish she wasn't too mean!

That is just rude!

I remember my dad saying that to me 3 years ago.

14 You are the worst child ever!

My parents say this to me all the time! They hurt my feelings, I cry all day long! They tell me that I'm the worst, most useless child ever and that I shouldn't exist! They've ruined my life!
Worst child ever? For what, doing some tiny mistakes? How can I be worse than people like Mao Zedong, Adolf Hitler or Joseph Stalin? I've only made some tiny mistakes!
by the way, the difference is that I've done some little tiny mistakes that can be forgiven, whereas Mao, Stalin and Hitler killed millions of people, which can't be forgiven!

If only I could afford a trip to another country... But sadly, I can't! I can't afford it!
If someone gave me money to go live in another country (at least outside of Europe), I would happily say yes!

If your parents ever say that show them the video about the guy who killed his dad just for grounding him.

I get this a lot from my dad, forced to make him lunch, breakfast, dinner... it’s better when I’m with my mom

This should be number one

15 Hurry Up!!!

Yeah... IMPATIENT!

16 This is All Your Fault

My parents blame me for EVERYTHING just because I am the oldest child in the family and I am sick and tired of it.

17 We're prostitutes and you're a twentieth child

I'm a middle child with four siblings!

18 You're grounded

Dora, Your Grounded for:84843834293424345789578952798453879534809344848348484849439020842384842383280923489023480942382484238923480934q284282347924964798478923478234789423789342874238742387924798427892479847984278942397842789423782478423789243784237894238792438792348792439669236464646464646464637273278238792378879872323898904845890678236784789437436723734678237246863673747847683783467834783465346743657236723567346834567236782356434768326346783452677524475689-9-0909090907865432 years!

Dude you broke my computer typing all those numbers

Why isn't this in the top 10

I have ears this from my parents and my sister.

19 I read your texts... We need to have a talk...

Why care. It is not like the world would blow up if you didn't.

20 We’re moving

I actually want to move. Our house is very small compared to my relatives' houses, and it is so old that its falling apart.

The only time I moved was from a mobile home to a new house right next to the mobile home so I've lived on my street (actually dirt road I'm from Arkansas) all my life.

I'm actually really happy when my parents tell me we're moving. I lived in NYC until I was 11 and then we moved to Florida and in a few months we're moving to Virginia. YAY! My cousin who is also sixteen lives there with her mother and me and my family are (it's a big-ish house) moving in with them!

21 Why can't you be like your brother/sister

It is annoying when they say that because your siblings probably behave worse

22 Let me see your Instagram account....

No need to explain

I’m not allowed to have any social accounts...

23 He/she is young, that's why

My parents say this all the time and it's very annoying!

Me: how come I my cousins never get in trouble when they do bad stuff but I always do even if I didn't even do anything?
Parents: cause they're young
Me: why do I have to do chores but my sister doesn't? (she's 19 by the way)
Parents: cause she's young

Parents ussauly say this or something related to this when you did something wrong and talk to you about it and you say "They do that it to" or something realted to that like "but they do it and they don't get in trouble" and they respond "He/She is young that why" just because they are like 4 years old

"S/he's younger thsn you" is the most idiotic reason to defend a youger sibling

24 Wish you were dead
25 I cleaned your room for you

My mom just cleaned my room for me and lost very important church stuff. I cry about it a lot because they were very important to me. This honestly makes me so mad.

And messed up my organization

And threw my stuff away

"Did you... Find anything? " O. O

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