Top Ten Worst Things to Hear from Your Parents

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The Top Ten

1 Because I said so

Well why did you say so?

This. No doubts. - Shyrtex

So damn annoying

The classic "I'm a parent with no reasoning behind my argument but don't want to say I lost it". - keycha1n

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2 You're adopted.

Knew it! - Coreforce

What's wrong with being adopted? I'm not, but still.. - keycha1n

Honestly, there's nothing wrong with being adopted.

I wish no one was adopted unless they really needed too - jmepa1234

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3 I like your brother/sister better than you.

Do they really say this? - LemonComputer

My parents try to tell me I'm equal to them, but it's clear who their favorites are. - Turkeyasylum

This is how my friend's parents are to her. Apparently they like her younger brother better than her. I've met her brother, and he's really annoying.

This is obvious. They don't even have to say anything...

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4 When I was your age...

Dear God no

I never know what to believe. - LemonComputer

When I was your age, my life was so much harder, so much more successful. Yeah, we are living in a different generation so stop whining about yours.

This happens a lot... Especially my liar dad who thinks I'm still a child and thinks too much about my shyness

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5 Now don't be nervous...

The one statement that makes you more nervous. - Oliveleaf

This never helps at all. - Minecraftcrazy530

6 What are you doing?

Dad: Hi Brenda

Me: *plays on phone* Hi.

Dad: What are you doing there?

Me: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!

My dad constantly stares at my computer screen

My dad does this a lot. I'll be in my room on my laptop, on YouTube, listening to music. I'll have the volume turned up high, which 20 is a good pitch for volume on my laptop. All of a sudden, my dad will be yelling for me, and I can't hear him. He will walk upstairs to my room, and knock on my door. I shut everything down on the internet, and when he comes in finally, he says, "What are you doing? ". "Why do you care? You know I do the same things all the time! " (I wouldn't actually say that.) You get it? It's annoying. All parents try to do on this one is make you stop what you're doing, and tell them what you are doing. Stupid.

I'm on Osu, thanks for reminding me I have no life. - LemonComputer

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7 I am getting a divorce!

It's worse when it happens to you

Well this is almost happened more than twice... - XxKrayziexX

8 I looked at your computer history...

A child's worst fears. What weird innopropriet things you've googled

You wont find anything exept anime

This is my one worst fear.. I cringe just thinking about it...oh, all those things I've looked and she would find out about this site. If my mum ever says this to me, I would run out of the house at full speed. - Catlover2004

YES there is a story behind this.

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9 I'm sorry but I'm a serial killer and you are my next victim

What...

What the - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL

THIS SHOULD BE 1! - BorisRule

10 You have a problem.

If they say the word "mental" before the word "problem", then that's not good at all...

Nice one nikbrusk - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL

The Contenders

11 Kill yourself

Gladly - Antifi

Sure

12 I hate you!!
13 Shut up!

Parents are such hypocrites. They teach their kids that telling people to shut up is incredibly rude and disrespectful, and yet they say this to their kids. Parents should just die

My mum says this to me everyday! I used to love my mum, but now I hate her for this! She's rude and mean to me, which is disgraceful! I want to punch my mum HARD for doing this to me! I wish she wasn't too mean!

My mum said this to me everyday! She trash talks about me and tries to cover my mouth and my nose and I can't breathe! I'm sick of you mother, you always treatme like I'm a serial killer!

I remember my dad saying that to me 3 years ago. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL

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14 You are the worst child ever!

My parents say this to me all the time! They hurt my feelings, I cry all day long! They tell me that I'm the worst, most useless child ever and that I shouldn't exist! They've ruined my life!
Worst child ever? For what, doing some tiny mistakes? How can I be worse than people like Mao Zedong, Adolf Hitler or Joseph Stalin? I've only made some tiny mistakes!
by the way, the difference is that I've done some little tiny mistakes that can be forgiven, whereas Mao, Stalin and Hitler killed millions of people, which can't be forgiven!

If only I could afford a trip to another country... But sadly, I can't! I can't afford it!
If someone gave me money to go live in another country (at least outside of Europe), I would happily say yes!

If your parents ever say that show them the video about the guy who killed his dad just for grounding him. - XxembermasterxX

I have a friend who's parents get angry at him for getting a 91. It's weird. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL

This should be number one

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15 Hurry Up!!!
16 This is All Your Fault

My parents blame me for EVERYTHING just because I am the oldest child in the family and I am sick and tired of it.

17 We're prostitutes and you're a twentieth child

I'm a middle child with four siblings! - DynastiSugarPop

18 You're grounded

Dora, Your Grounded for:84843834293424345789578952798453879534809344848348484849439020842384842383280923489023480942382484238923480934q284282347924964798478923478234789423789342874238742387924798427892479847984278942397842789423782478423789243784237894238792438792348792439669236464646464646464637273278238792378879872323898904845890678236784789437436723734678237246863673747847683783467834783465346743657236723567346834567236782356434768326346783452677524475689-9-0909090907865432 years!

Why isn't this in the top 10 - ethanwakeman

I have ears this from my parents and my sister. - DynastiSugarPop

Yep - ethanwakeman

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19 I read your texts... We need to have a talk...

Why care. It is not like the world would blow up if you didn't. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL

20 We’re moving

I'm actually really happy when my parents tell me we're moving. I lived in NYC until I was 11 and then we moved to Florida and in a few months we're moving to Virginia. YAY! My cousin who is also sixteen lives there with her mother and me and my family are (it's a big-ish house) moving in with them! - Swiftdawn

The only time I moved was from a mobile home to a new house right next to the mobile home so I've lived on my street (actually dirt road I'm from Arkansas) all my life. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL

21 Why can't you be like your brother/sister

It is annoying when they say that because your siblings probably behave worse

22 Let me see your Instagram account....

I’m not allowed to have any social accounts...

No need to explain

23 He/she is young, that's why

My parents say this all the time and it's very annoying!

Me: how come I my cousins never get in trouble when they do bad stuff but I always do even if I didn't even do anything?
Parents: cause they're young
Me: why do I have to do chores but my sister doesn't? (she's 19 by the way)
Parents: cause she's young

Parents ussauly say this or something related to this when you did something wrong and talk to you about it and you say "They do that it to" or something realted to that like "but they do it and they don't get in trouble" and they respond "He/She is young that why" just because they are like 4 years old

"S/he's younger thsn you" is the most idiotic reason to defend a youger sibling - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

24 Wish you were dead
25 I cleaned your room for you

My mom just cleaned my room for me and lost very important church stuff. I cry about it a lot because they were very important to me. This honestly makes me so mad.

And threw my stuff away

And messed up my organization - Kaboom

"Did you... Find anything? " O. O

26 Rock and roll is the devil's music. Listen to Miley Cyrus instead

And...i AM the devil! What's the point of saying that if I listen to it every day? - Coreforce

Not always. Skillet is Christian and they are heavy metal. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL

The rock and roll theme is to do with the 50s nothing to do with the devil duh

27 Who are you texting?

A human - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

28 When you grow up, you can be anything.

Asian parents: I WANT YOU TO BE DOCTOR!

Even a stripper ok. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL

29 No.

This isn’t the worst thing, but it is annoying.

30 You're a disgrace

My mom just told me this today. I just made a TINY mistake... :(

31 You didn't come from a stork, you came from your mom's...

...Tummy. - mcdonalds_sucks

Oh god, why..

32 I've f***** so many men that I don't know who your real dad is!

This made the mother's child CONFUSED! - BorisRule

I have cringed so many times. - DynastiSugarPop

33 You're too young

What? I'm sixteen! "Are you sure? You really want to? " Dad, I say, "What are you talking to mom about? " Dad shakes his head, "your to young to understand."
I know more words than you! What does Abrasion mean? Exactly. SO YEAH, I CAN UNDERSTAND - Swiftdawn

34 I'm pregnant!

April fools day then yes any other time no. - Ilovestephanie

35 Do your homework!

Never. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL

36 Go do the dishes

My dad tells me this all the time and it's really annoying

37 Go clean your room
38 You should die

This should be number one

39 You are useless
40 You're stupid
41 You are crazy
42 Your mother and I had sex last night

I don't agree with this being one of the worst things

Oh that's why I heard noises from my room. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL

43 Where have you been?

Oh I went to a new restaurant in town. It's called Noonecares that's the guys last name. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL

44 You're actually a robot
45 What do you have for lunch today?

You packed it. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL

46 We dont have money.

What did I just do? - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL

Come on come on Listen to the money talk. AC-DC fans would get it. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL

Aka They have money only to them slefs

47 Your mom is pregnant
48 How was school today?

Who cares about school. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL

49 Our dog died.
50 Why are you smiling?

Because I'm Smiley Cyrus. - mcdonalds_sucks

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1. I'm sorry but I'm a serial killer and you are my next victim
2. Kill yourself
3. I hate you!!
GentlemanJonathan
1. I am getting a divorce!
2. I like your brother/sister better than you.
3. I read your texts... We need to have a talk...
PeachyBlast
1. Because I said so
2. You're adopted.
3. Now don't be nervous...
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