Top Ten Worst Things to Hear Your Pilot SayYou're sitting in your economy 18B middle seat, sandwiched between two people who snore. Luckily the Fasten Seatbelt sign is turned off so you can squeeze your way into the aisle and head to the lavatory. You sit inside and revel in the freedom and space.
You only have a few hours left of your flight so you wander back to your seat when you hear the familiar dinging of the Fasten Seatbelt sign. You hear the pilot's voice come over the intercom and hear:
The Top Ten
Unless they start hiding parachutes under the seats, nobody wants to hear that their section of the plane might be landing early - and somewhere other than the airport.
That sucks because I always sit in coach
Ha! That is amazing! Lol
While video games and flying a commercial plane are probably closer than you think, you should really hope for a seasoned pilot.
Please tell me it's goat simulator he played
This made me giggle
We hope to see nothing but blue skies, clouds, and the tops of mountains far below us.
That's why blue skies are always nice. Unlike the mountains.
I've never been this close to a mountain before...
We know those ten-minute catnaps happen, just don't advertise it to the passengers.
Haha... Actually oh my God! That's not at all funny!
Great list, Finch!
Sleeping during the flight... Is that why we are on Mars?
Being airborne is definitely the objective when traveling by plane though sometimes it might be safer to be on the ground.
True! At least we aren't dead!
Nobody ever thinks about the pilot's day. Maybe this is one of those days they don't want to see the end of.
Nothing like a laptop or iPhone hitting you in the back of your head at 500 mph - or the ground hitting you in the face at the same speed.
While planes can fly without one of their engines, losing multiples might not be the best thing for your trip.
If the person doesn't know the mechanics of a plane, they shouldn't be allowed to drive one.
OK on jumbo jets
While waiting to board the plane, we all watch to see if we can spot our bags being loaded but who really watches the fuel crew?
This happened to my mom.
There is always such a disparity between the meals in different classes. Has anyone ever decided it was worth paying the extra cost just to get a slightly better meal on an airplane? Aren't the more comfortable seats, earlier boarding times, nicer staff, and better smelling air enough?
I must say, there is nothing like a hint of cannibalism to account for your metabolism.
They're about to land or in mid air, almost anything could be happening then there's a malfunction ie: Landing gears stuck in plane, Brace, Brace etc.
Then how is the plane gonna take o-*plane goes off runway and breaks* - SoongeBill
This was in the movie "airplane" and that movie was halarious
Come on mayday is terrifying to hear
I'm Bored of this joke! *yawn* Snore...
This joke is SERIOUSLY getting old.
Someone pooped my pants