Top Ten Worst Things to Juggle

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The Top Ten

1 Running Chainsaws

You'll need some explanation in the emergency room. - PositronWildhawk

2 Running Flamethrowers
3 Nuclear Waste

The results could be catastrophic! - PositronWildhawk

4 Used Dog Poop Bags
5 Cans Of Hot Oil

Not as lily-livered as you might assume. Hot oil is dangerous stuff. - PositronWildhawk

6 Soldering Irons

Wear incredibly thick gloves, then put another thick pair on to stop it going through the first pair, then another pair, and so on, until you can't pick up the soldering irons. - PositronWildhawk

7 Grenades
8 Snakes Snakes Snakes are elongated, legless, carnivorous reptiles of the suborder Serpentes that can be distinguished from legless lizards by their lack of eyelids and external ears. About 600 species are venomous, some of which can be fatal to humans if no medical help is sought.

Cobras? Anacondas? Certain death. Corn snakes; you'll be fine, but it's animal cruelty. - PositronWildhawk

It would be rather hard to get a grip on one! - PetSounds

9 Babies
10 Knives

The Contenders

11 Asteroids Asteroids

A bit heavy, aren't they? - PositronWildhawk

12 Cars Cars

Good God man. Don't be so ridiculous. Cars are hard to lift you know. Why just last week I was saying the same while juggling five of these things! - Britgirl

13 Passepasse Beanbags
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