Top Ten Worst Things to Land On After a Jump

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The Top Ten

1 A Black Hole

I heard that their was an interesting theory that black holes are a portal to another dimension. - flamingsoul

Fun fact: If you fall into a black hole, you'll stretch out like spaghetti.

You'd be falling for eternity or get spaghettispaghettified. (Yes, spspaghettified is a word. )

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2 Any Sharp Object

And it depends on where, I'd hate have my legs open... THAT WOULD HURT LIKE HELL! - RustyNail

That would hurt like crazy! Hopefully that object wont go through you. - ruJILLous

That would hurt way bad! - flamingsoul

3 A Volcano

You know what could prevent this? Don't go to a volcano to jump to begin with. - AnnaOfArendelle332

That would be your last jump forever - CoolCat999

4 A Bomb

What if it's not set to detonate? - Songsta41

It Would explode you - CoolCat999

5 The Roof of Somebody's House

They would get very mad at you. Might even want to kill you! - CoolCat999

6 A Luxurious Car

The owner would probably try to kill you for that. - ruJILLous

The owner Would be PISSED OFF Big time. - CoolCat999

Crikey! I would run for my damn life! - flamingsoul

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7 A Fire

At least with a black hole there's the off chance that it's a portal to another dimension and you could survive! There might even be another type of other dimension-pandas! - pandagirl

8 Lego

I've hated stepping on Lego in my time, but to feel the pressure of a single Lego brick at my terminal velocity... - PositronWildhawk

In your time? Woo, I'm 16 and back in the good old days we walked 30 miles to school, in the snow.

Stepping on one is bad enough, but falling on them would be a new world of pain. - ruJILLous

If you were barefoot it would hurt really bad - CoolCat999

Why 'Especially when you're barefoot', it should be only when you're barefoot, because Lego hurts only when you're barefoot (or in socks). - yatharthb

9 A Person

Both you and the person could get hurt - CoolCat999

10 Spikes

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11 The Door to Hell

I don't like hell. I like heaven. - Therandom

12 Rock
13 Log
14 Metal
15 Glass
16 Wolf
17 Bear
18 Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, song writer, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada (despite once claiming he was Part-Indian) and he is Christian . He is the son of an author, Pattie Mallet . ...read more.

Remove him from this list. The Justin Beiber joke is getting very old.

19 A Minefield
20 Hole Hole Hole was an American alternative rock band that formed in Los Angeles, California in 1989 by singer and guitarist Courtney Love and lead guitarist Eric Erlandson.
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