Top Ten Worst Things to Mistake for a Condom

Bear in mind, you'd have to be pretty drunk to be in this situation. But drunk or sober, just don't try it.

The Top Ten

1 A Leech

He'll be as much as a cling-on as the girl you're in bed with. - Turkeyasylum

Well I hope the leech won't suck your blood and makes you die. - Finn-Mordecai-Gumball

Great list Positron, keep them coming! - Songsta41

I'm suddenly reminded of what Steve-O did on Jackass... - IronSabbathPriest

2 A Stapler

I have once stapled my finger and it hurts really bad. Imagine how much pain this would cause! - Kiteretsunu

Once I found a staple inside my sandwich and I luckily didn't swallow it

Now, how much do you think this will hurt? - PositronWildhawk

This will settle for an unhappy sex life 😁 - NerdyPweeps

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3 A Pistol

I don't think this is what she meant by banging - CityGuru

Well that's something that your going to be feeling in the morning! - HeavyDonkeyKong

4 A Test Tube Filled With Corrosive Acid
5 A Cigarette Lighter

This would really bring up the heat! - ToptenPizza

6 A Screwdriver

Puts a whole new definition into screwing. - PositronWildhawk

7 A Nutcracker

Why suck it when you can crack it? Just kidding! - HeavyDonkeyKong

8 A Syringe
9 A Small Insect Light
10 An Icicle

The Contenders

11 A Piranha
12 A Gun
13 A Balloon

They should start making balloon condoms! - Songsta41

14 A Snake
15 A Huge Spider
16 Vomit
17 Bloody Tampon
18 Dirty Diaper
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