Top Ten Worst Things to Mistake for a Condom
Bear in mind, you'd have to be pretty drunk to be in this situation. But drunk or sober, just don't try it.The Top Ten
1 A Leech
He'll be as much as a cling-on as the girl you're in bed with.
Great list Positron, keep them coming!
2 A Stapler
I have once stapled my finger and it hurts really bad. Imagine how much pain this would cause!
Once I found a staple inside my sandwich and I luckily didn't swallow it
Now, how much do you think this will hurt?
Now that's pain in the @$$.
3 A Test Tube Filled With Corrosive Acid
4 A Pistol
Well that's something that your going to be feeling in the morning!
5 A Cigarette Lighter
This would really bring up the heat!
6 A Screwdriver
Puts a whole new definition into screwing.
7 A Nutcracker
Why suck it when you can crack it? Just kidding!
8 A Syringe
9 A Small Insect Light
10 A Piranha
The Contenders
11 An Icicle
12 A Dirty Diaper
13 A Gun
14 A Balloon
They should start making balloon condoms!
15 A Snake
16 A Huge Spider
17 Vomit
18 A Bloody Tampon
19 A Needle
20 A Knife
21 A Fork
22 A Pillow
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