Top 10 Worst Things a Parent Can Say to a Teenager

The Top Ten
1 When I was your age....

My parents say this all the time

2 You are good for nothing! I regret giving birth to you!

Come on, this is obviously the worst thing on the list.

Dude, this can lead to DEPRESSION!

3 I checked your browser history
4 You should be a *insert occupation* not follow your dreams
5 You can't be LGBTQIA+ you loser
6 Because I Said So
7 Why can't you be like *insert name here*?
8 Only I can do that because I'm an adult
9 This is only a phase
10 Aww, it's my baby boy/girl

I'll beat them if they ever do that.

The Contenders
11 It's all your fault *insert something that has nothing to do with you*
12 How's your sex life?
13 *insert name here* would never have done that

Because *insert name here* doesn't have the bricks to

14 Listen to me right now young lady/man
15 You are supposed to babysit your younger siblings even though it's not your problem
16 You are adopted
17 You're an idiot!

My parents always say this

18 I'm the adult, you should mind me
19 Give birth!!!
20 I'm smarter than you
21 I should have aborted you
22 You can't be LGBTQIA+, you're just confused
23 You can't be LGBTQIA+, that's brainwashing
24 If you're LGBTQIA+, then I will disowned you
25 If you're a fan of anime and manga, then I will disown you
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