Top Ten Worst Things to Put In a Swimming Pool


The Top Ten

1 Uranium

Many unpleasant effects may follow. - PositronWildhawk

A radioactive pool! Perfect for Chuck Norris house... - sam117

If the pool is radio active then how can you swim with out getting hurt? You can't!

Ok. Try to make Electricity with it - MChkflaguard_Yt

Well, that does involve immersion of uranium in a working substance such as water, but also a series of pumps and turbines, and the uranium itself has to be an enriched sample, but then, that's not my job. - PositronWildhawk

2 Jellyfish

? I like it. Those question marks should have been this:!

It will sting my nuts

3 Crocodile Crocodile Crocodiles or true crocodiles are large aquatic reptiles that live throughout the tropics in Africa, Asia, the Americas and Australia. V 1 Comment
4 Caesium Caesium

A large explosion will take place almost instantly, and everyone else will have corroded skin. Not nice. - PositronWildhawk

That's fairly true for every alkali or Group 1 metal. But Caesium is the most extreme of all. - Kiteretsunu

I so agree with this. Devastating effects this would have. The very WORST thing you want to have in the swimming pool with you (apart from Justin Bieber)
Just one question: what is it? - Britgirl

I don't get it. This is clearly the BEST thing to put in your pool.

5 Poop
6 Superglue

Imagine someone getting trapped in a pool like this. it would be funny. unless you are that person.

7 Shark Shark Sharks are a group of fish characterized by a cartilaginous skeleton, five to seven gill slits on the sides of the head, and pectoral fins that are not fused to the head. Sharks have been around before the earth's first dinosaurs and even the earth's first trees.

I would much rather be in a swimming pool with a bar of chocolate than a shark... - EvilAngel

Sharks I would hate to be swimming with sharks!

This is on this list twice. Remove this duplicate.

I'd rather swip in pee - Tacocheese

8 Urine

Traditional off-putter to swimming. But can you imagine someone standing on the edge of a diving platform suspiciously? - PositronWildhawk

This should be in the top 5! You would never know if a little kid did its wee wee in the pool, so watch out!

9 A Corpse With a Shark Bite

This would be hilarious. - PositronWildhawk

10 Piranhas Piranhas

I have a strong feeling that this is not going to work out well... - HezarioSeth

The Contenders

11 Hot Oil

Since oil floats, you either have to drown or get fried. Well that sucks. - ethanmeinster

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12 Soiled Underwear
13 Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Dee Lohan is an American actress. She is also a model, singer, songwriter, director, and producer.
14 A Big Bomb

The bomb's fuse would never ignite. Nice try. - Turkeyasylum

15 A Live Electric Wire
16 A Chocolate Bar

It won't be what other people think it is. - PositronWildhawk

Laugh out loud I just imagined it

17 Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, song writer, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada (despite once claiming he was Part-Indian) and he is Christian. He is the son of an author, Pattie Mallet. more.

Should Be Number 1

18 The Person Who Started This List

I was goning add Positron to the list but this is close enough

19 Booze
20 Your Homework

How is this bad?

The homework would get all wet and it would get all messed up. The ink would get messed up and the homework wouldn't be able to be completed. As a result, you'd probably get a zero on that homework assignment. - Imreallyboredrightnow

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