Top Ten Worst Things to Put In a Swimming Pool

The Top Ten
1 Uranium

If the pool is radio active then how can you swim with out getting hurt? You can't!

A radioactive pool! Perfect for Chuck Norris house...

Many unpleasant effects may follow.

2 Jellyfish

? I like it. Those question marks should have been this:!

It will sting my nuts

3 Crocodile Crocodiles (family Crocodylidae) or true crocodiles are large semiaquatic reptiles that live throughout the tropics in Africa, Asia, the Americas and Australia. The term crocodile is sometimes used even more loosely to include all extant members of the order Crocodilia, which includes the alligators and caimans (family Alligatoridae), the gharial and false gharial (family Gavialidae) among other extinct taxa. ...read more.

Ah. Spice up your pool life!

4 Caesium

I so agree with this. Devastating effects this would have. The very WORST thing you want to have in the swimming pool with you (apart from Justin Bieber)
Just one question: what is it?

A large explosion will take place almost instantly, and everyone else will have corroded skin. Not nice.

That's fairly true for every alkali or Group 1 metal. But Caesium is the most extreme of all.

I don't get it. This is clearly the BEST thing to put in your pool.

5 Poop
6 Superglue

Imagine someone getting trapped in a pool like this. it would be funny. unless you are that person.

7 Shark Sharks are a group of elasmobranch fish characterized by a cartilaginous skeleton, five to seven gill slits on the sides of the head, and pectoral fins that are not fused to the head. Modern sharks are classified within the clade Selachimorpha (or Selachii) and are the sister group to the rays. However, ...read more.

I would much rather be in a swimming pool with a bar of chocolate than a shark...

This is on this list twice. Remove this duplicate.

Sharks I would hate to be swimming with sharks!

8 Urine

Traditional off-putter to swimming. But can you imagine someone standing on the edge of a diving platform suspiciously?

This should be in the top 5! You would never know if a little kid did its wee wee in the pool, so watch out!

This would not end well!

9 A Corpse With a Shark Bite

This would be hilarious.

10 Piranhas A piranha or piraƱa, a member of family Characidae in order Characiformes, is a freshwater fish that inhabits South American rivers, floodplains, lakes and reservoirs.

I have a strong feeling that this is not going to work out well...

The Contenders
11 Hot Oil

Since oil floats, you either have to drown or get fried. Well that sucks.

It will sting. And get you arrested.

12 Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Dee Lohan is an American actress. She is also a model, singer, songwriter, director, and producer.
13 Soiled Underwear
14 A Live Electric Wire
15 A Big Bomb

The bomb's fuse would never ignite. Nice try.

16 A Chocolate Bar

It won't be what other people think it is.

Laugh out loud I just imagined it

17 Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. ...read more.
18 The Person Who Started This List
19 Booze
20 Acid
21 Your Homework

How is this bad?

22 Ketchup
23 Saliva
24 An Electric Eel
25 Spit
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