Top Ten Worst Things to Put On a Wedding Invitation

PositronWildhawk

The Top Ten

1 James and Kate are making a life-long commitment. Let's make or break this relationship!

We will have a survey that day on how many more breakers come than makers. - Kiteretsunu

2 You are grudgingly invited to eye-witness my daughter marry a pompous moron whose name escapes me.

This is the epitome of sarcasm from a typical mother-in-law-to-be. I hope when it come to me getting married, my mother at least remembers his name, regardless of how much of a pompous moron he he may be. - Britgirl

I would hope that my mother would remember his name too. - funnyuser

3 My son finally comes out under pressure! Don't miss it!
4 We're willing to invite the best financial consultant we can get!

A painful thought which would be ideal for a wedding! - PositronWildhawk

5 Who cares if you have to be best man for another wedding right now, this is Dylan and Jane we're talking about!
6 BYOB. We spent all of our money anyway.
7 The bride may be hungover, but the groom will be drunk Irish style!

Laugh out loud you don't wanna be at this wedding because it will be quite a Stag party! - Curti2594

8 Don't worry, the bride's family will be on the other side.

This is sort of funny. - funnyuser

9 Could you bring me some divorce paperwork just in case?
10 We hate each others guts but can forget that in one day!

This basically sums up most weddings. - PositronWildhawk

The Contenders

11 Our wedding band is........ Justin Bieber!
12 Agenda: You Turn Up, We Commit Our Hearts Out, We Party, We Get Drunk And Temporarily Forget Our Troubles.
13 An Obama donation card.

Yea I know I know. Think about it though.

BAdd New Item

Related Lists

Top 10 Wedding Invitations Sites Best Songs from 40 Below Summer's Invitation to the Dance Top Ten Best Songs from the Daria Episode, "the Invitation" Top Ten Random Things That Could Happen at Your Wedding Best Things to Say at a Wedding

List Stats

13 listings
4 years, 200 days old

Top Remixes

1. Could you bring me some divorce paperwork just in case?
2. Don't worry, the bride's family will be on the other side.
3. You are grudgingly invited to eye-witness my daughter marry a pompous moron whose name escapes me.
3DG20
1. James and Kate are making a life-long commitment. Let's make or break this relationship!
2. We're willing to invite the best financial consultant we can get!
3. You are grudgingly invited to eye-witness my daughter marry a pompous moron whose name escapes me.
PositronWildhawk

WRemix

Error Reporting

See a factual error in these listings? Report it here.
P