Top 10 Worst Things to Say After Your Mother Slaps You
Okay, I apologise if some of the items in this list are rude, even I felt a bit bad while writing them, but still, they are WORST THINGS to say. And that's what this list's title says.The Top Ten
1 Mom, listen. Your grandma slapped you when you were young , grandma's mother slapped her when she was young and her mother slapped great grandmother when she was young. Haven't we had enough with this inherited cruelty?
2 Thank you sir may I have another.
3 Now my turn. But please, can I use the golf stick?
I would use my crowbar.
I would use Godzilla
4 It's not at all painful. We all know that you have no shame. Now see, it is having an inherent impact on me.
5 Is that all you got?
6 Didn't feel anything.
7 Okay, okay, I agree that you have shame, can you tell me from whom you stole it?
After saying no.2( It's not at all painful. We all know that you don't have shame. Now see, it is having an inherent impact on me.), your mother slaps you again. Then this should (not) be your response.
8 Hit me again I dare you.
9 What is this? Karate, Kung Fu, Taekwondo, boxing, Jiu Jitsu? Wait, let me show you how to use all 4 combined. Now, just stay like that and I'll attack you, ready?
10 Yes, now your a-slap-a-day limit is over. Now, get out!
The Contenders
11 You stupid b**ch.
She would slap your harder if you said that.
12 Hey, it's my cheek! Don't act as if my cheek exists because of you! You can't slap me!
I don't think parents should be allowed to hit their kids but it is hilarious that your cheek actually does exist because of your mother.
13 That was pathetic.
14 Better watch who have you slapped.
15 You slap worse than dad.
16 Did grandma teach you how to slap, this is how you slap.
17 Grandma slaps me harder than that.
18 It's opposite day
19 Just one slap??? THAT'S UNUSUAL!
20 Oh, thanks for slapping. See, you killed a mosquito on my cheek. So, is this the meaning of "Every bad thing has a good hidden within"?
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