Top 10 Worst Things to Say After Your Mother Slaps You

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Okay, I apologise if some of the items in this list are rude, even I felt a bit bad while writing them, but still, they are WORST THINGS to say. And that's what this list's title says.

The Top Ten

1 Mom, listen. Your grandma slapped you when you were young , grandma's mother slapped her when she was young and her mother slapped great grandmother when she was young. Haven't we had enough with this inherited cruelty?

€śInherited cruelty” that’s a good one!

2 Thank you sir may I have another.
3 Now my turn. But please, can I use the golf stick?

I would use my crowbar. - bobbythebrony

Golf Stick? *laughs* Use this Baseball bat. *hands* - Snowpelt

4 It's not at all painful. We all know that you have no shame. Now see, it is having an inherent impact on me.
5 Is that all you got?

Best one

6 Okay, okay, I agree that you have shame, can you tell me from whom you stole it?

After saying no.2( It's not at all painful. We all know that you don't have shame. Now see, it is having an inherent impact on me.), your mother slaps you again. Then this should (not) be your response. - Animefan12

7 Didn't feel anything.
8 What is this? Karate, Kung Fu, Taekwondo, boxing, Jiu Jitsu? Wait, let me show you how to use all 4 combined. Now, just stay like that and I'll attack you, ready?
9 Hit me again I dare you.
10 That was pathetic.

The Contenders

11 You stupid b**ch.
12 Yes, now your a-slap-a-day limit is over. Now, get out!

My 20 minute ban made by my stepmum is over when I TELL my dad to GET it OFF! >:(
by the way, do you have a Nintendo 3DS?
If you do, this is my friend code:

2208-4403-6518

-SonicTheEmoGirl

13 Better watch who have you slapped.
14 You slap worse than dad.
15 Hey, it's my cheek! Don't act as if my cheek exists because of you! You can't slap me!
16 Did grandma teach you how to slap, this is how you slap.
17 Just one slap??? THAT'S UNUSUAL!
18 Grandma slaps me harder than that.
19 Oh, thanks for slapping. See, you killed a mosquito on my cheek. So, is this the meaning of "Every bad thing has a good hidden within"?
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Top Remixes

1. Thank you sir may I have another.
2. Is that all you got?
3. Didn't feel anything.
egnomac
1. Better watch who have you slapped.
2. Hey, it's my cheek! Don't act as if my cheek exists because of you! You can't slap me!
3. Didn't feel anything.
styLIShT
1. Mom, listen. Your grandma slapped you when you were young , grandma's mother slapped her when she was young and her mother slapped great grandmother when she was young. Haven't we had enough with this inherited cruelty?
2. It's not at all painful. We all know that you have no shame. Now see, it is having an inherent impact on me.
3. Now my turn. But please, can I use the golf stick?
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