Worst Things to Say On an Airplane

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The Top Ten

1 Do You Think The Plane Will Get Hijacked!

My reaction: YES WE WILL HIJACK YOU OFF THE PLANE :D

2 There's a Door that Says Do Not Open I Think I'll Open It!
3 He's Got a Bomb!

And then panic in the plane sets off! - Kiteretsunu

4 I Hope The Plane Doesn't Explode Like in the Movie Final Destination
5 We're All Gonna Die!

Yeah, and then watch the plane be safe the entire time while people are panicking. Only a jerk would do that, what about the terrified kids! - NerdyPweeps

6 This is Probably a Bad Time to Tell You This But I'm Afraid of Flying!

It would be funny if he or she jumps out. - funnyuser

7 I Hope We Don't Crash into the Ocean I Can't Swim!
8 There are Snakes on the Plane!

That would freak me out I'm really afraid of snakes. - ZZDOORAL

9 Is The Engine Suppose to Be Smoking!
10 I'm a terrorist and I have set a bomb that will explode in 5 minutes!

The Contenders

11 There's a Monster on the Side of the Plane!
12 Don't worry, I'll hijack the plane!
13 Terrorist!
14 Fake Pilot Says We Ran Out of Gas, Abort Plane!!

Who was the fake pilot?... That mystery shall remain behind the clouds. - PositronWildhawk

15 Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor

To be honest I would sing and play this song, if I ever go an airplane - NightSkai

16 There's a Bomb on This G****** Plane
17 I Just Took a S***
18 Allahu Akbar!

For obvious reasons. - KimJongFun

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1. Do You Think The Plane Will Get Hijacked!
2. There's a Door that Says Do Not Open I Think I'll Open It!
3. He's Got a Bomb!
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1. Do You Think The Plane Will Get Hijacked!
2. He's Got a Bomb!
3. There's a Door that Says Do Not Open I Think I'll Open It!
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1. We're All Gonna Die!
2. He's Got a Bomb!
3. I'm a terrorist and I have set a bomb that will explode in 5 minutes!
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