Worst Things to Say On an Airplane
The Top Ten
1 Do You Think The Plane Will Get Hijacked!
My reaction: YES WE WILL HIJACK YOU OFF THE PLANE :D
2 There's a Door that Says Do Not Open I Think I'll Open It!
3 He's Got a Bomb!
And then panic in the plane sets off!
4 I Hope The Plane Doesn't Explode Like in the Movie Final Destination
5 We're All Gonna Die!
Yeah, and then watch the plane be safe the entire time while people are panicking. Only a jerk would do that, what about the terrified kids!
6 This is Probably a Bad Time to Tell You This But I'm Afraid of Flying!
It would be funny if he or she jumps out.
7 I Hope We Don't Crash into the Ocean I Can't Swim!
8 There are Snakes on the Plane!
That would freak me out I'm really afraid of snakes.
9 Is The Engine Suppose to Be Smoking!
10 I'm a terrorist and I have set a bomb that will explode in 5 minutes!
Big big trouble
The Contenders
11 Don't worry, I'll hijack the plane!
12 Terrorist!
Very big trouble
13 There's a Monster on the Side of the Plane!
14 This Plane is the Bomb
You could get in trouble
15 Fake Pilot Says We Ran Out of Gas, Abort Plane!!
Who was the fake pilot?... That mystery shall remain behind the clouds.
16 Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor
To be honest I would sing and play this song, if I ever go an airplane
17 There's a Bomb on This G****** Plane
18 I Just Took a S***
19 Allahu Akbar!
For obvious reasons.
20 I Have Got a Gun
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