Top 10 Worst Things to Say As a Sidekick to a Villain

Films usually agree that when the manipulative monster tries to stop the heroes before they storm the castle, they have a sidekick assisting them in their dastardly tasks.

Unfortunately, they don't agree that the sidekick may be quite the smartarse. Do you reckon the Igor would have much of a job if he ever said these to his boss.
The Top Ten
1 So you want to create a living cell out of dead organs? Is it because you're getting tired of getting rejected by women?

Oh I'd love to say that!

2 No, I'm not pulling the switch. Do it yourself, you lazy bastard.
3 Ha, fooled you! That's not a magical potion, that's hydrochloric acid, and you drank it all!
4 Look, I don't care about the scientific progress you're creating, the Bible says you're making witchcraft! BURN IN HELL!

Heresy heresy heresy! Burn him in stake!

5 Sir, do you think that the monster is compensating for something?
6 Sir, the monster has escaped and is wrecking havoc in the city! If we title the YouTube video "Monster Prank Gone Wrong", how many views will that be?
7 Three legs of a frog added to the pot. Bloody hipsters, have you ever heard of Cajun spice?
8 It's beautiful! You were right, doctor, this toaster is magnificent! Can't say the same for the butt-ugly monstrosity you have over there.
9 I think the monster would be great if we made it take ballet classes.

As a sidekick, I don't wanna say that to the villain!

10 He's horrific! He's monstrous! Oh, doctor, I was talking about you.
The Contenders
11 Why did you have to cast spells all the time? What are you? A wicked witch?
12 You are so ugly, you don't care about it at all!
13 Sir how can you look at yourself in the mirror?
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