Top Ten Worst Things to Say to Comfort a Friend In Need

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1 Hey.. I know that the poor kid is gone and all... but just pop out another one!

Worst thing to say in my opinion! - HeavyDonkeyKong

2 He's more afraid of you than you are of him!

Just like bulls, murderers and internet religion fighters. - PositronWildhawk

Though it may be true, but if he's dang afraid of him, then he's dang afraid of him. - Kiteretsunu

That never helps me! - HeavyDonkeyKong

3 Whoa, I'm so sorry dude... you want to go to the bar and get rid of those sorrows with whiskey and wine?
4 Dude, there are plenty of other fish in the sea... yours was just raw!
5 Whoa, you're all bruised up! I would have helped you with him... but two against one is kind of cheap... don't you think so?

This is funny but bad at the same time. Really glad this guy isn't my friend.

Some friend he/she is! - HeavyDonkeyKong

IDC I still defend. - MrQuaz680

6 Why don't you get back at him/her with his/her best friend?
7 Hey... I know that your losing your home and all... but I'm sure that you kids will understand!

Like Ned Flanders, one can get away by saying, "kids, we're camping out in the car! " - PositronWildhawk

8 Please... I'm glad that he/she left! You were stupid for marrying him/her anyway!
9 Whoa, hold on a second... you're pregnant?!? I would go with you to tell your parents and all... but I value my life!
10 Let's just not talk about this and pretend that we did!
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1. Hey.. I know that the poor kid is gone and all... but just pop out another one!
2. He's more afraid of you than you are of him!
3. Whoa, I'm so sorry dude... you want to go to the bar and get rid of those sorrows with whiskey and wine?
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1. Hey.. I know that the poor kid is gone and all... but just pop out another one!
2. Whoa, you're all bruised up! I would have helped you with him... but two against one is kind of cheap... don't you think so?
3. Please... I'm glad that he/she left! You were stupid for marrying him/her anyway!
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