Top Ten Worst Things to Say to a Cop

If you don't want to get arrested, take this under consideration. (by the way this is just for fun, BUT DON'T DO THINGS THAT'LL MAKE YOU SAY THESE THINGS)

The Top Ten

1 Well, when I reached down to pick my bag of drugs, my gun fell out and got stuck between the break and gas
2 Do you know why you pulled me over? Good, only one of us knows
3 Hey, you must have been at at least 120 MPH to keep up with me, good job
4 I Wasn't Shoplifting, I Was Merely Borrowing This Fork.

Or a spoon. or anything.

lol - FerrariDude64

5 I Didn't Kill Johnny, I Just Accidentally Hit Him.

Unless it's Johnny Test.

6 I'm Not Drunk, I Was Just Drinking Soda.
7 I Got a Gun and I'm Not Afraid to Use It!
8 Want a donut?

This actually made me laugh! Thank you, anonymous! - Britgirl

Officer: "Um, okay... ? "

9 Wait, this is my fake id. Here's my real one.
10 I can't reach my licence unless you hold this beer

The Contenders

11 Did I see you being beaten up on cops?
12 I thought you had to be in a good physical condition to be a cop
13 What do you mean "have you been drinking?" you're the trained specialist
14 I Didn't Shoot Toby, He Was Already Like That.

Thanks for this list, anonymous. Very funny! Particularly this! - PositronWildhawk

15 No, You Cannot Inspect My House. What, You Think I'm Bad?
16 I Didn't Have Turd In Walmart. It Was Already There.
17 If You Don't Let Me Go, Then I'll Nuke the Whales!
18 I Didn't Knock Him Out With This Beer Bottle. He Just Crashed From the Alcohol!
19 Is This a Village People Concert?
20 I'm Just Waiting for a Mate.
21 You Down for a Three Way
22 Want Some Bacon?
23 I Just Found the Money and Guns. Totally Not Mine.
24 F*** You
25 Shut up
26 See Ya Later, Fool
27 You Suck
28 I Wasn't Speeding I Just Was Going Faster Than the Speed Limit Sign
29 I pay your salary!
30 Aren't you the guy from the village people?
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