Top Ten Worst Things to Say to George Bush

The Top Ten

1 Read my lips. Will you marry me

2 Who are you? George Bush? Who's that?

3 I know how much you like broccoli, so I sneaked some into your quiche

4 I can arrest you, you know. It's all right to be afraid.

5 Who are you? You are the former president? Yeah, right, and I'm the Wizard of Oz.

6 I like the sound effects of smashing china in your interviews. Oh, was that your voice?

7 You look nice. Well, not that nice. Maybe some perfume, oh, and get rid of that tie.

8 (giggles) Oh, it's JB. (heehee)

9 Can I have your autograph? Oh, I forgot. you don't know how to.

10 when you had the talk, did your mom ever call you "Curious George?"

This one is great

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