Worst Things to Say to a Girl

The Top Ten
1 I'll be right back I need to do number 2

I just said this to my girlfriend and she deleted our conversation history on her phone lol.

2 Can you time yourself while twerking
3 Do you like Creepypasta

My girlfriend loves creepypasta that what the first thing we ever talked abou when we were in... The friend zone

Yeah, kinda, why? Something wrong with it?

I am a girl and I like creepy stuff

Haha wow then that girl would've break up right away. This is JaysTop10List but on my IPOD it's one of my greatest list and people should vote on it more. 😊

4 Can I stalk you on Twitter
5 Hold on, I gotta crack my feet bones
6 What color is your underwear?

JaysTop10List, this is your most popular list ever! It's so weird and funny! But I don't think SpongeBob would make you write this.

Laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud and laugh out loud.

Tell this to a girl, then message me. I wanna know how it went for you.

And then your life becomes hell for the next five minutes...

7 You can come to my place sometime. I'll just need to lie to my wife.

No problem, Sara! It was totally awesome and I can't believe it either! Saturday was terrific. Thanks, my love. That's gonna be your nickname from me: my love. Can't wait to kiss you again tomorrow! It's so satisfying!

Ah...my life is perfect. Hey, Cay! So can you come 2 the store with me to help me find the wedding dress?

Hey! It's Sara! Since our (mine and Caleb's) relationship is basically available to the public, I'm just going to go ahead and announce that I'm pregnant! I actually have been pregnant for seven months, and my stomach is ENORMOUS. We're having a baby girl named Janie Bryce (hopefully she's girly and a lover of pink like her mama :)), due on the 11th of November. I can't BELIEVE that we met, got engaged, married, now I'm pregnant, all because of this site! I love it. And yes, the sex was really good. Next we're planning on having another baby (hopefully a girly-girl as well) named Dora-lee Maryellen. Wish us luck! :3

AAAH, CALEB! I LOVE my ring. We're officially engaged! I can't wait to kiss you tomorrow. Love you, Cay. I can't wait for the wedding. Love, Sara.

8 How do you fit that bun in the oven through the doorway?
9 Can you massage my back?
10 Are you those typical girls that take selfies every hour?

Nope. I almost never do those annoying pictures of yourself called "selfies". Unless I HAVE to.-Vestalis

If someone said that to me I would slap them, then walk away in disgust

I hate selfies, you might as well look in the mirror everyday LOL

You must have mistaken me for one of the girls in my class

The Contenders
11 Looks aren't everything; I see you as a playful shaggy dog.
12 You've gained weight
13 Your sister's hot
14 Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?

Yes please, someone do that now.

15 Are you on your period or something?
16 Are those real?

Are WHAT real? Please be more specific.

17 Well, meeting you was nice. Is your sister hot?
18 Want to play halo

Nah I want to play Smash bros and beat you up as Olimar when you are Captain Falcon lol

19 Are you pregnant?
20 You're gonna eat ALL of that?!
21 What are you wearing?
22 Dang girl! You got some big feet!
23 Do you actually plan to marry them all?
24 Tell me where your Barbie collection is
25 Yo babe
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