Top Ten Worst Things to Say In a Hospital

The Top Ten
1 We have a new surgeon, he killed about 17 patients but don't worry, he signed up for it
2 It will be all fine, even though your arm is crooked its still fine
3 We are going to name the disease after you
4 If you don't know what a surgery, it's basically like Saw or an autopsy
5 Know I want to to bend over and just let me check something
6 If you been to McDonalds then I'm afraid you have diabetus
7 You only got a cold it's fine even if it me be in like the movies were it spreads and kill everybody in the world
8 We couldn't do anything about it. Have a nice day!
9 Things'll be a lot easier after your funeral.

That's way more better than my actual lists

This is just hilarious. Thanks for this, man.

10 This hospital is a germ promoter!
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