Top Ten Worst Things to Say to a Nirvana Fan

The Top Ten
1 I Just Wear This Nirvana Shirt Because Everyone Else Wears It

I see this kind of thing way too often

2 My Favorite Song by Smells Like Teen Spirit is "Nirvana"

Cringe is real

3 Who is Kurt Cobain

Actually, this would give me a flash of hope. I'd look into that person's eyes, shine a warm smile with the sun shining it's rays onto my back, reach out a hand to them and say, "Come little one, we have a lot to learn..." Then I'd teach them about a great, magical hero who life was cut short within twenty-seven years, but saved many folk just with the power of music and emotion. Yes, my friend, I'd teach them about the great warrior, Kurt Cobain.

4 Only a True Nirvana Fan Would Know Smells Like Teen Spirit
5 Nirvana are Like the Wanna Be Version Five Seconds of Summer
6 Nirvana is Lame, Try One Direction

I don't Nirvana that much anymore but they are 1000x better than 1D

7 Nirvana is Emo

This is so overused not just for Nirvana but for other bands

8 My Favorite Nirvana Song is Everlong
9 Nirvana Sounds Like a Boy Band
10 Justin Bieber is Just Like Kurt Cobain
The Contenders
11 Nirvana is a Rip-Off of One Direction

I don't get this one. One Direction is a boy band and Nirvana is a rock band. A boy band can't fully rip off a rock band.

So... I say... They have a major difference in genres of music and style?

12 The Drummer Looks a Lot Like the Singer of the Foo Fighters

That's because HE IS

13 Nirvana Sucks
14 Justin Bieber Has a Twitter Account and Kurt Cobain Doesn't
15 Nirvana is Goth
16 Kurt Cobain Deserved to Die

People that say this are absolutely ridiculous. Save those comments for people like Hitler, not innocent people that have done nothing significantly wrong (I have to say significantly because of the fools that say he’s a bad person just because he took drugs).
Then you get the people that don’t actually have a problem with him, but still joke about his death to seem “cool.” Sometimes people even joke around saying that when he died, they celebrated. That’s just awful.
And, of course, there are the people spreading false information just to try to get people to hate him. Some idiots online come up with the most ridiculous accusations, such as him not caring about his fans and even being a racist. First of all, do some research. He was AGAINST racism, and it was NOT just a marketing tactic to sell more albums. Second of all, he truly cared about other people, especially his fans. He would spend hours replying to fan mail. Do you think that many other musicians do that? ...more

17 I was going to go to Reading Festival in 1992 to see a band I had never heard of before called Nirvana but I decided not to go because their song “Rape Me” offended me. Is that the band you are talking about?
18 Nirvana is Old and Dated
19 Grunge is Dead
20 Nirvana Killed Rock and Roll

No Fall Out Boy Did that with Their ironically titled album "Save Rock N Roll"

21 Nirvana Has No Swag

No one has swag

22 Nirvana is the Worst Grunge Band
23 Smells Like Teen Spirit is the Worst Song of All Time
24 Nevermind is the Worst Album of All Time
25 And You Too
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