Worst Things to Say Out Loud When Somebody Farts In Public

The Top Ten
1 Who cut the cheese?
2 Oh God, I can taste it

I thought this in my mind many many times

3 Somebody farted! Gross!
4 Smells like rotten eggs
5 I just heard cheese
6 Fart alert! Fart alert!

Well, I've said this once at high school when my friend did this.

7 Gross!!!
8 Is it farting time?
9 Something smells!
10 I now have the urge to fart in public too

I now have the urge to fart AND poop in public.

The Contenders
11 Gas Chamber
12 Incoming!
13 I’m so horny!
14 (Guy Who Farted) Farted!
15 Do you smell Egg Salad?
16 Droppin A**!
17 The weakest cannon ever. NOT
18 Smells like teen spirit
19 Mmm smells amazing
20 Buttface McFartsalot
21 Hey! I hate the scent of rotten flesh
22 You pick the meat out of that, and I'll crack you another
23 FlutterBust!
24 4D Effect
25 Fire in the Hole!
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