Top Ten Worst Things to Say In a Political Speech

PositronWildhawk

The Top Ten

1 If they press that button, we're all going to die.

If you press the "restart" button, then life started all over again.

2 Why did you vote for me?!?! Look what I did to the country!

I suppose a number of politicians think that way. - PositronWildhawk

3 Oh. Forgot to raise those taxes.
4 This is officially a dictatorship now. You may now bow before me.

That's what Ed Milliband may say in the not-too-distant future. - PositronWildhawk

5 We fund too many of your benefits and pensions these days. Get jobs.

I bet it takes all of their willpower not to say this out loud. But we all know what they're thinking. - Britgirl

6 Sorry, I no speak English

Of what use are you as a politician?!?! Seriously?!?! - PositronWildhawk

Laugh out loud how did this guy get elected?

Well, it could always be a Mexican politician, or a French one... - AnonymousChick

7 I thought that law only applied in Star Trek.
8 Oppan Gangnam Style!

I can actually picture Prince Charles doing this. Am now horrified. - PositronWildhawk

9 We are economically stable. Oops. Sorry, I keep forgetting which country I'm in now.

That's good to know. If he's confident, but forgets who he's talking to. - PositronWildhawk

10 Are our education good?

The Contenders

11 Who's up for some AC/DC?
12 You feel me?
13 I see protests as no good. People always ask "What do we want?".

I like this one. Quite true. - PositronWildhawk

14 Hi, My name is Donald Trump

Self explanatory.

15 Sieg Heil
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