Top 10 Worst Things to Say to a Priest

FladevousEniker
Not for the faint hearted nuns out there and please excuse me I have a satanic ritual to attend.

The Top Ten

1 You know mate my life ain't easy for me, I was once a Iraqi agent serving for Saddam Hussein. My monthly salary is only 2 dinars and for some reason I am in here so excuse me I'm going to do some "terror acts" on US soil

He is fighting for Iraq and dinars may god bless him... - FladevousEniker

2 Mate, I have ran out of toilet papers is it okay to use the holy book for my a**?

Sure mate, have fun burning in hell when you're dead - FladevousEniker

3 Jesus is obviously an alien made invention to stir us away from believing Santa

Says the alien Santa-believing conspiracy theorist - FladevousEniker

4 One day mate, I will purge soldiers and homosexuals by burning them at the stake just to tell who's boss of the Westboro Church

Hey! It's for democracy and muh religious fredumz and Doom the Christ Ed. made me do it! I swear! - FladevousEniker

5 You know that boy hungry priest band? That is my favorite! They inspired me to do what I do to children!

Too bad they're deemed as "pedophiles" may god burn their haters! *burps* - FladevousEniker

6 I'm just here to pick up some nuns as my wives
7 How many times do you bath greasy old men?

Like 5000 of them mostly kids and oh boy they're greasy as hell (I enjoy it) hope they don't play that evil game called Doom... - FladevousEniker

FladevousEniker - I think you have an obsession for greasy old men! Don't worry, there are a few of you about. Somewhere.. - Britgirl

8 Could you hold this bag for me? I got this bag from some weird bearded dude with a turban just hope it ain't a bomb
9 Can you teach me the art of death metal, satanism and purging non believers?

I swear I wouldn't use this on my political enemies - FladevousEniker

10 Does the church serve the Lord's finest porn magazine collection?

If it doesn't and I'm not going to coming here again! - FladevousEniker

The Contenders

11 If you're 555, then I'm 666
12 Hail Satan

This would be horrible. But I can't help but laugh - Jonerman

13 Are you from Judas Priest?
14 Death metal rocks!
15 Why are Christians homophobic?
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1. You know mate my life ain't easy for me, I was once a Iraqi agent serving for Saddam Hussein. My monthly salary is only 2 dinars and for some reason I am in here so excuse me I'm going to do some "terror acts" on US soil
2. Mate, I have ran out of toilet papers is it okay to use the holy book for my a**?
3. Jesus is obviously an alien made invention to stir us away from believing Santa
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