Top Ten Worst Things to Say to a Proud American

On my next visit to America, I'll be sure to restrain myself from letting these out. If you happen to be in the States when you meet a 6'4" nerdy teenager visiting from England who says any of these, you'll know for certain who it is.
The Top Ten
1 If you wanted freedom with fewer terms and conditions, you should've stayed with Great Britain.

I think Great Britain should have kept America. Heck, the Americans didn't have a good army, it's just that the Brits LET them have their land. If Britain did keep them, America could be in a lot better shape. Plus, Americans have no freedom anyway, and all of them are idiots. Good list, PositronWildhawk.

Mayflower should've done a Titanic.
I know Mayflower was before Titanic.

That was a MASSIVE mistake on their part, but Yanks will be Yanks...

2 God bless this 'special place'.

I don't see anything wrong with this saying. It's a blessing!

3 And for my side-order, I'll have the 800lb burger, with one kind of cheap hot cheese, and a new gun.

Personally, I can wait to go through the drive-thru at Wendy's to casually say this.

4 I've always seen the Confederate Flag as a work of art.

On photos of American Adventure Theme Park which was in Derbyshire, England (1987-2007) the Confederate Flag is on it.

Not surprising, as it bears a certain resemblance to the Union Jack.

It's very pretty though!

5 Let's see you win a war by yourself.
6 (Looking at U.S. Flag) Oh, look! Now there are 50 special stickers on your report card!
7 I've always seen this country as sexist. To you, a full stop is a period.

Period
Fanny
Bangs

8 Who's your favourite president since 1981?

It is the worst thing you could say to an American because of the you in favorite.

9 Have you lost a whole gram? You're making great progress.

I'm American, but this list is pretty funny

We use the customary system.

10 I guess you needed a lot of land to fit 315 million tubbies in.

When you didn't even help at the start of WWII no excuses.

The Contenders
11 Obama is a good president.

You don't want to be in my fist range and say that.

So offensive have a big fat vote from me

No one supports Obama. Poor Obama.

Obama is a good president!

12 September 11th, today is a good day

Some can get offended!

13 Yank

Yankee Doodle went to town, upon a little pony; he stuck a feather in his hat, And called it Macaroni.

Hello, I'd like to speak to Macaroni.

That was just plain rude

14 America: the centre of the world and the centre of world's problems.
15 NASA isn't all American, the Germans had to help you get off the ground.

Think about it, the Americans stole money from China. Thus giving them the funds to pay the Germans to do such a thing. Their fuel consumption must've been terrible.

16 Shut up

I should be used to the prejudice lists on here...I'm worried that Americans will try to retaliate. Then everyone will be hypocritical if they try to defend themselves, unless they live somewhere else.

Americans just don't know when to shut up about their pathetic country.

Funny, since they find it so hard to shut up sometimes.

17 It's football, not soccer!

It's rounders, not baseball!

18 F*** America
19 I need to take a piss

But I do need to...

20 You're primitive technology has advanced considerably for a British colony.
21 Why can't you talk proper English? It's a bit annoying really.

It would be funny if the American answered, "I don't speak English, I speak American! " Although you would need to find a stupid American for that. A very stupid person.

Could you please stop getting your knickers in a twist when you see a mistake in a sentence, this is the internet not writing on paper.

22 American chocolate is poison

Milky Way bars they are like those horrible UK 80s ones till we changed them. I have an older sibling that knows about the UK 80s ones.

23 Why is "God" on your currency.
24 God bless stupidity.
25 Republicans are Rednecks
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