Worst Things to Say to a Proud EnglishmanBritgirl If you don't want to be scowled at from a great height, DON'T say any of these things. What! I'm trying to help you!
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There was actually a guy I met face to face who assumed I was American because I have an ever so slightly deep and strong voice. I felt slightly miffed. - PositronWildhawk
I'm Sorry to you Wonderful Brits but I have actually messed this one up!
Please don't hurt me! - Curti2594
Many English people get this. It's not clever or funny... - Britgirl
No, I haven't got that around the wrong way... - Britgirl
Notice you didn't get into the war straight away. LAZY
WWI RMS Lusitania was torpedoed, WWII Pearl Harbour.
This is going to raise the hackles of any proud Englishman - even the most placid of people. - Britgirl
Truth REALLY hurts, wot?
Same thing if you said this To We Canadians! - Curti2594
DO NOT EVER SAY THIS! We don't look good when we cry! - Britgirl
Do the English really try to take credit for the work of an Italian sailing for the Spanish Crown?
Just humour us on this, please? We DID discover America, didn't we... ? - Britgirl
Um Britgirl Christopher Columbus got credit from the vikings doing it - Jake09
The worst thing you can do to even the most unpatriotic Englishmen is diss the empire.
Yeah. Too bad you don't have tens of millions of Chinese hooked on opium, anymore. Too bad you no longer can machine-gun a few thousand Indians when they get uppity.
Hello anonymous slater of GREAT Britain. I rather fancy you are using my list just to say cruel things about the country I adore. Carry on, old chap with every comment you add you are boosting the voting figures on my lists! And for that, I am truly thankful. Have a beautiful day! - Britgirl
There is a reason why the word GREAT exists in front of Britain. Get used to it. It's been difficult but we managed it. - Britgirl
It's the English language. Americans (hand on heart, God bless America and all that) only have an accent. - Britgirl
Darn too-tin they do. It's wah separates t'mericans from awl y'all animals! - PositronWildhawk
"Your" English language is a potpourri of ancient Celt, Norse, Germanic, Latin and Greek.
Yet, you folks seem to really believe it's "uniquely British."
Thank God I'm not American
Nothing wrong with Scotland, as long as you don't believe in the Loch Ness Monster.
It was either from the prehistoric or a myth.
Ah, the Highlands; where the REAL men live.
The English may as well hotfoot it to Jockland as they're all over here... - Britgirl
That is years before anyone on the internet. IDIOT.
I drink coffee. I like Costa Coffee.
Do you realise all this stupid rain is why we don't have Spring breaks and shorter summer school and college holidays (vacation)
We have bank holidays Spring break is like Easter.
Summer is Late July- Early September.
I hate stereotypes 😤
I meant I live in Britain not I like Britain. I like America fun theme parks and beaches for holidays and you have more school breaks. We just have end of July to beginning of September. But an exam on Saturday must be nightmares.
I like in Britain, but I like coffee more than tea (I only really drink peppermint tea) coffee keeps me awake. But I have epilepsy and my specialist tells me not to drink too much so I just have one cup.
Oh good American's you did screw up 2005 Pollux - Le manège enchanté (The Magic Roundabout film) A classic kids show. 1965-1977.
Renaming it Doogal who is not even a character in the film its Pollux/Dougal
Then changing most of the cast in the translated, then adding loads of pop culture, made Moose talk and fart.
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