Worst Things to Say to a Proud EnglishmanBritgirl If you don't want to be scowled at from a great height, DON'T say any of these things. What! I'm trying to help you!
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There was actually a guy I met face to face who assumed I was American because I have an ever so slightly deep and strong voice. I felt slightly miffed. - PositronWildhawk
I'm Sorry to you Wonderful Brits but I have actually messed this one up!
Please don't hurt me! - Curti2594
Many English people get this. It's not clever or funny... - Britgirl
No, I haven't got that around the wrong way... - Britgirl
Same thing if you said this To We Canadians! - Curti2594
DO NOT EVER SAY THIS! We don't look good when we cry! - Britgirl
This is going to raise the hackles of any proud Englishman - even the most placid of people. - Britgirl
Truth REALLY hurts, wot?
Do the English really try to take credit for the work of an Italian sailing for the Spanish Crown?
Um Britgirl Christopher Columbus got credit from the vikings doing it - Jake09
Just humour us on this, please? We DID discover America, didn't we... ? - Britgirl
The worst thing you can do to even the most unpatriotic Englishmen is diss the empire.
Yeah. Too bad you don't have tens of millions of Chinese hooked on opium, anymore. Too bad you no longer can machine-gun a few thousand Indians when they get uppity.
Hello anonymous slater of GREAT Britain. I rather fancy you are using my list just to say cruel things about the country I adore. Carry on, old chap with every comment you add you are boosting the voting figures on my lists! And for that, I am truly thankful. Have a beautiful day! - Britgirl
There is a reason why the word GREAT exists in front of Britain. Get used to it. It's been difficult but we managed it. - Britgirl
It's the English language. Americans (hand on heart, God bless America and all that) only have an accent. - Britgirl
Darn too-tin they do. It's wah separates t'mericans from awl y'all animals! - PositronWildhawk
"Your" English language is a potpourri of ancient Celt, Norse, Germanic, Latin and Greek.
Yet, you folks seem to really believe it's "uniquely British."
Ah, the Highlands; where the REAL men live.
The English may as well hotfoot it to Jockland as they're all over here... - Britgirl
I hate stereotypes 😤
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