Worst Things to Say to a Proud EnglishmanIf you don't want to be scowled at from a great height, DON'T say any of these things. What! I'm trying to help you!
The Top Ten
There was actually a guy I met face to face who assumed I was American because I have an ever so slightly deep and strong voice. I felt slightly miffed. - PositronWildhawk
I'm Sorry to you Wonderful Brits but I have actually messed this one up!
Please don't hurt me! - Curti2594
Many English people get this. It's not clever or funny... - Britgirl
No, I haven't got that around the wrong way... - Britgirl
Notice you didn't get into the war straight away. LAZY
This is going to raise the hackles of any proud Englishman - even the most placid of people. - Britgirl
WWI RMS Lusitania was torpedoed, WWII Pearl Harbour.
Truth REALLY hurts, wot?
Same thing if you said this To We Canadians! - Curti2594
DO NOT EVER SAY THIS! We don't look good when we cry! - Britgirl
Do the English really try to take credit for the work of an Italian sailing for the Spanish Crown?
Um Britgirl Christopher Columbus got credit from the vikings doing it - Jake09
Just humour us on this, please? We DID discover America, didn't we... ? - Britgirl
The worst thing you can do to even the most unpatriotic Englishmen is diss the empire.
There is a reason why the word GREAT exists in front of Britain. Get used to it. It's been difficult but we managed it. - Britgirl
It's the English language. Americans (hand on heart, God bless America and all that) only have an accent. - Britgirl
Darn too-tin they do. It's wah separates t'mericans from awl y'all animals! - PositronWildhawk
Nothing wrong with Scotland, as long as you don't believe in the Loch Ness Monster.
It was either from the prehistoric or a myth.
Ah, the Highlands; where the REAL men live.
The English may as well hotfoot it to Jockland as they're all over here... - Britgirl
I drink coffee. I like Costa Coffee.
Do you realise all this stupid rain is why we don't have Spring breaks and shorter summer school and college holidays (vacation)
We have bank holidays Spring break is like Easter.
Summer is Late July- Early September.
I hate stereotypes 😤