Worst Things to Say In a Speech for Men and Women's Equality

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1 Now, please vote if you think we should have laws against this. Oh, only men can vote.

Ironically, the constitutional amendment giving women the right to vote, was passed by men... Because then, only men could vote. - keycha1n

I love the irony in this. - Minecraftcrazy530

I like the irony. - EpicJake

This is the best non-music list by you, Gemcloben! - Animefan12

2 Thank you for turning up. We have arranged a special meal for you. A three course meal for the men, and an egg each for the women. Well, that's if we have enough eggs.

No need to fret, they can provide their own! And they bring their own plates. - PositronWildhawk

We already have to pass an egg through our butts each month! - keycha1n

3 So many people here, the floor is so muddy! Can all the ladies stay behind to clean up please?
4 Just because women are more useless doesn't mean men are more superior!

This plays with your mind a bit, huh? - PositronWildhawk

5 We are having an election between 7 candidates. We are proud to say feminism has died down, as one is a women!
6 Someone fainted! Oy, Doctor Smith, you have no medical qualifications! You're a women! Stay away!
7 Can all the women please leave? We want a logical debate.

Mate, that's just straight up patronising! - PositronWildhawk

8 I say we have men do everything, because we are the greatest, but still remember women exist!

Go ahead, do everything, and that involves pushing something the size of a watermelon through a coin-sized hole! - keycha1n

9 Women go through childbirth, so they are good for nothing else. That is enough for their entire life's achievements!
10 For the sake of our eyes, can all the fat women leave?

Oh. My. Gosh. Seriously? - RockFashionista

The Contenders

11 Women must submit herself to her husband

I already read that sentense in a novel and wanted to punch the person who said that. - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

It’s not like woman have feelings or anything (sarcasm)

12 Women are weak!
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1. Now, please vote if you think we should have laws against this. Oh, only men can vote.
2. Thank you for turning up. We have arranged a special meal for you. A three course meal for the men, and an egg each for the women. Well, that's if we have enough eggs.
3. So many people here, the floor is so muddy! Can all the ladies stay behind to clean up please?
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1. Now, please vote if you think we should have laws against this. Oh, only men can vote.
2. So many people here, the floor is so muddy! Can all the ladies stay behind to clean up please?
3. Thank you for turning up. We have arranged a special meal for you. A three course meal for the men, and an egg each for the women. Well, that's if we have enough eggs.
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