Worst Things to Say In a Speech for Men and Women's Equality

Ironically, the constitutional amendment giving women the right to vote, was passed by men... Because then, only men could vote.

I love the irony in this.

I like the irony.

No need to fret, they can provide their own! And they bring their own plates.

We already have to pass an egg through our butts each month!

men are far much more useless than women & far much more weaker than women too, western men aren't philosophers anymore because they've evolved themselves into slave/slaves to pleasure/please their wife/wives, any man who makes himself a slave to/towards his own wife shouldn't be respected & should earn no money for keeping that a secret towards EVERYONE to NEVER KNOW about it AT ALL COSTS, any man who commits demoralizing behavior such as that/this should work for strip clubs were men strip for the women & never ever vice versa. men who make themselves slaves to women is a reason to have frequent World Wars to end abomination standards such as that/this, atomic nuclear World Wars can reset humanity back into the Stone Age for the next 333 million years to eradicate these unspoken hidden "norms" that shouldn't be normalized at all, men are meant to be warriors & providing fathers who universally understands what's moral & immoral, any man who fails to achieve/accomplish middle ground ...more

This plays with your mind a bit, huh?

Mate, that's just straight up patronising!

Go ahead, do everything, and that involves pushing something the size of a watermelon through a coin-sized hole!

I already read that sentense in a novel and wanted to punch the person who said that.