Worst Things to Say On a Talk Show


The Top Ten

1 I don't like Americans

Be prepared for the massive backlash - Jordansalesguy2392

2 Christmas makes everyone spoiled

This is sometimes true - Jordansalesguy2392

How? Any proof? - Jordansalesguy2392

Terrible, rotten little brats getting what they want from their (obviously) afraid parents? That's being spoiled. - SwagFlicks

3 I wish all humans died
4 Everyone hates feminism for no reason

Actually there is a reason why - Jordansalesguy2392

5 Toy story is boring

Toy Story boring?! Who would say that?! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

6 I hate David Bowie
7 I rather have 1000 kids dying than a panda being shot by a hunter

Something is wrong with you. - Jordansalesguy2392

There are 3 billions kids on earth (700 000 births each day).
There are around 600 wild Pandas in the whole world (China).
So Kids: 1,000/3,000,000,000 = 0.000033%
So Pandas; 1/600 = 0.17% (= 5,000 X 0.000033%)

So it's 5,000 worse killing 1 panda than 1,000 kids (Human kids).
Each day Human species increases its population of 250,000.

We are today more than 7,400,000,000 humans.
Which represents a biomass of 444,000,000 tons.
The ecological pyramid is completely destroyed.
It's up to you to decide breeding or not.

8 There will be safe spaces at universities

And this is coming from a SJW - Jordansalesguy2392

9 The Columbine school shooting is justified

Seriously? That would had made the person who said it the most hated person on earth - Jordansalesguy2392

10 Donald Trump should be president

That will earn a slap from me. - Pegasister12

I'd start a riot if that happened! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

The Contenders

11 The Oscars are racist
12 I like Justin Bieber

They better not say that on a show! My faith in the music industry has been shattered. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to listen to Crossing Field by LiSA for the opening song of Sword Art Online. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

13 The N-Word

Either one is liable to have your ass kicked. - SwagFlicks

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