Worst Things to Say to a Teacher

Jake09

The Top Ten

1 Did you fart?

I don't want to say that to my teacher

2 Can you get rid of PE?

I wish I can do that. - Jake09

I wish I could get rid of pe - dinosaur

It would be hillarious if you said can you get rid of pee - simpsondude

PE stands for POINTLESS EDUCATION - missyweirdo

3 What does the fox say?

What does the rabbit say? Hm?! - missyweirdo

4 Meep
5 1st is worst 2nd is best

Well, it could be if you're not first - funnyuser

6 I hate you

What is up with these quotes? - MoldySock

Tell me again why this isn't in the top 3

I would TOTALLY say this to my high school special ed teacher

7 Does Burger King run this school?

How is that offensive? - missyweirdo

Kid: Does Burger King run this school?
Teacher: Sure, if you wanna meet him follow me!

*Takes kid to principal's office*

8 Oops, you're fired

I was a tutor in high school and this second grader I was tutoring said this to me and I told him to be quiet or I would tell his parents and he started crying and told his parents and they took him out of the tutoring program!

The teachers better not take that seriously - missyweirdo

9 Come on, Math Sucks

I said that before and my teacher just ignored me. So, nothing really bad happens - missyweirdo

10 Can I make recess longer?

I wish I could. - funnyuser

The Contenders

11 I love you, so much.

Haha, you didn't actually believe that did ye? - HezarioSeth

Aw that's cute <3 I don't see anything wrong w that unless u mean in a romantic way but if u mean that your so grateful for all that they've done for u I think its fine :) x

12 When are we going to use this in real life?

yes-

13 I'm on my period

If you're a female and you have to swim in gym class and you have it than you need to tell the teacher

You can say that during Sex Ed! - missyweirdo

No, I'd be way to embrrassed to say that to a teacher, especially if it was a guy. I'd never tell a teacher that kind of personal business. - RockFashionista

Some dumb teacher don't give us permission to go to washroom that easily, so we have to tell them, urgh!

14 Can I go home?

I wish

15 **** you!

That would be rude and bad. You would get sent to the principle. - funnyuser

You'll get suspended for that! - missyweirdo

16 Shut up
17 Hey, when were you born, the Jurassic period or the Stone Age?

If the teacher had a sense of humor they'll laugh, you can say that to your science teacher! - missyweirdo

18 Someone told me to go to hell so here I am!

LOL, that's a good one! - missyweirdo

19 Are you a criminal?

If they confiscate your stuff then it's basically stealing cause they didn't get your permission so yeah basically the teacher's a criminal

20 I'd rather bang Kim Kardashian than listen to you

Anybody would want to bang her no matter what - missyweirdo

21 Do you have sex with [teacher] after school?

umm... ok

22 Go to hell
23 Mom
24 Are you single?

Laugh out loud I asked my teacher this in 9th grade and she smiled and was all like "Why yes, I am." I told the principal and she almost got fired for flirting with me and ever since I moved she e-mails me and asks about my school and she STILL LOVES ME.

Eww you know what the student wants - missyweirdo

25 So Boring
26 You Smell Like Salami
27 I just took a s***
28 I'm naked
29 Stupid bitch says what
30 Floss my toes
31 Do you have any money?
32 Help me
33 Are you my mother?

That would be a nightmare. I am satisfied with my present mother, thank you very much.

34 I like your face
35 (While Shouting out loud) Will you marry me?!
36 Can I poop on your lap? You didn't let me go to the bathroom and I gotta go.
37 I made a wet fart and I pooped my pants, Miss.
38 Your butt stinks
39 My chips are sexier than yours
40 What are potatoes?
41 Shut up already no one cares

I wish I could say this to my teacher without getting expelled

42 I like big butts and I cannot lie...
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