Worst Things to Say to a Teacher

The Top Ten
1 Did you fart?

I don't want to say that to my teacher

2 I hate you

I would TOTALLY say this to my high school special ed teacher

If a student said this to me I would kill them.

Tell me again why this isn't in the top 3

3 Can you get rid of PE?

It would be hillarious if you said can you get rid of pee

I wish I could get rid of pe

I wish I can do that.

4 What does the fox say?

What does the rabbit say? Hm?!

5 I love you, so much.

Haha, you didn't actually believe that did ye?

What the hell

6 Meep
7 1st is worst 2nd is best

Well, it could be if you're not first

8 I don’t give a f***

On 10/29/21 and 6/8/22 a different boy in my class had the audacity to say that to a substitute teacher. Why? Saying this to a teacher is so rude and disrespectful and will get you into BIG trouble! Both times I heard that it made me want to scream and slam my head against my desk.

9 Hey, when were you born, the Jurassic period or the Stone Age?

If the teacher had a sense of humor they'll laugh, you can say that to your science teacher!

My teacher would laugh and say yes.He has a good sense of humor he even calls himself old.I might try this.

10 Floss my toes
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11 Do you have sex with [teacher] after school?
12 Does Burger King run this school?

How is that offensive?

13 Mom
14 Oops, you're fired

I was a tutor in high school and this second grader I was tutoring said this to me and I told him to be quiet or I would tell his parents and he started crying and told his parents and they took him out of the tutoring program!

The teachers better not take that seriously

15 You smell like salami
16 Come on, math sucks

I said that before and my teacher just ignored me. So, nothing really bad happens

17 Can I make recess longer?
18 Can I poop on your lap? You didn't let me go to the bathroom and I gotta go.
19 Will you marry me?!
20 When are we going to use this in real life?
21 Shut up

That is so awesome

22 I'm on my period

No, I'd be way to embrrassed to say that to a teacher, especially if it was a guy. I'd never tell a teacher that kind of personal business.

If you're a female and you have to swim in gym class and you have it than you need to tell the teacher

Some dumb teacher don't give us permission to go to washroom that easily, so we have to tell them, urgh!

You can say that during Sex Ed!

23 Can I go home?
24 Someone told me to go to hell so here I am!

LOL, that's a good one!

25 So boring
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