Worst Things to Say to a Teacher


The Top Ten

1 Did you fart?

I don't want to say that to my teacher

2 Can you get rid of PE?

I wish I can do that. - Jake09

I wish I could get rid of pe - dinosaur

It would be hillarious if you said can you get rid of pee - simpsondude

PE stands for POINTLESS EDUCATION - missyweirdo

3 What does the fox say?

What does the rabbit say? Hm?! - missyweirdo

4 Meep
5 1st is worst 2nd is best

Well, it could be if you're not first - funnyuser

6 I hate you

What is up with these quotes? - MoldySock

Tell me again why this isn't in the top 3

I would TOTALLY say this to my high school special ed teacher

7 Does Burger King run this school?

How is that offensive? - missyweirdo

Kid: Does Burger King run this school?
Teacher: Sure, if you wanna meet him follow me!

*Takes kid to principal's office*

8 Oops, you're fired

I was a tutor in high school and this second grader I was tutoring said this to me and I told him to be quiet or I would tell his parents and he started crying and told his parents and they took him out of the tutoring program!

The teachers better not take that seriously - missyweirdo

9 Come on, Math Sucks

I said that before and my teacher just ignored me. So, nothing really bad happens - missyweirdo

10 Can I make recess longer?

I said that to my science and he said "no can do. *chuckle*". He's a savage. - AStumpedHuman

I wish I could. - funnyuser

The Contenders

11 I love you, so much.

Haha, you didn't actually believe that did ye? - HezarioSeth

Aw that's cute <3 I don't see anything wrong w that unless u mean in a romantic way but if u mean that your so grateful for all that they've done for u I think its fine :) x

12 I'm on my period

If you're a female and you have to swim in gym class and you have it than you need to tell the teacher

You can say that during Sex Ed! - missyweirdo

No, I'd be way to embrrassed to say that to a teacher, especially if it was a guy. I'd never tell a teacher that kind of personal business. - RockFashionista

Some dumb teacher don't give us permission to go to washroom that easily, so we have to tell them, urgh!

13 Can I go home?

I wish

14 **** you!

That would be rude and bad. You would get sent to the principle. - funnyuser

You'll get suspended for that! - missyweirdo

15 When are we going to use this in real life?
16 Shut up
17 Hey, when were you born, the Jurassic period or the Stone Age?

If the teacher had a sense of humor they'll laugh, you can say that to your science teacher! - missyweirdo

18 Someone told me to go to hell so here I am!

LOL, that's a good one! - missyweirdo

19 Are you a criminal?

If they confiscate your stuff then it's basically stealing cause they didn't get your permission so yeah basically the teacher's a criminal

20 I'd rather bang Kim Kardashian than listen to you

Anybody would want to bang her no matter what - missyweirdo

21 Do you have sex with [teacher] after school?

umm... ok

22 Go to hell
23 Mom
24 Are you single?

Laugh out loud I asked my teacher this in 9th grade and she smiled and was all like "Why yes, I am." I told the principal and she almost got fired for flirting with me and ever since I moved she e-mails me and asks about my school and she STILL LOVES ME.

Eww you know what the student wants - missyweirdo

25 So Boring
26 You Smell Like Salami
27 I just took a s***
28 I'm naked
29 Stupid bitch says what
30 Floss my toes
31 Do you have any money?
32 Help me
33 Are you my mother?

That would be a nightmare. I am satisfied with my present mother, thank you very much.

34 I like your face
35 (While Shouting out loud) Will you marry me?!
36 Can I poop on your lap? You didn't let me go to the bathroom and I gotta go.
37 I made a wet fart and I pooped my pants, Miss.
38 Your butt stinks
39 My chips are sexier than yours
40 What are potatoes?
41 Shut up already no one cares

I wish I could say this to my teacher without getting expelled

42 I like big butts and I cannot lie...
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