Ten Worst Things to Say to Her on a Date

The Top Ten Ten Worst Things to Say to Her on a Date

1 Excuse me, my girlfriend is calling

its bad enough if your a boy.... but wat if your a girl? - LightningFast4

what the hell one he's an idiot for saying that to her and two why the hell would you cheat! - JonasStartsARiot

only a twit would say this. oh wait I have DAMN! - ali54

ooh thats not good
any guy who says that is dead by the date and girlfriend - Jeheffiner

2 Let's have sex!

Welllll... if you wanna make a lasting impression. But what kind of impression do you want (obviously the dude who says this wants an impression on the bed but... ). - fireinside96

I'm a girl so I know that this would just turn my whole body in the other direction. From the waist down, my shields are up and you are not getting anywhere near them.

Say this to her dad and watch what happens.

wow. thats just plain not smooth, but rough - sports11

3 Did you fart?

Yeah, this one was probably the absolute worst thing you could say to a girl on a date... I could understand if, however, a dude said it because he was just too damn nervous, but it would swiftly and effectively kill the mood.

ahhhhhh no thanks no comment for me I'm not going to tell them about the time that I farted when I tripped

Guys at school ask this after they themselves have dropped one, it is a horrible thing to say to a lady - Bec

Yeah. Best thing to say when you're a hopeless sack trying to have a love life.

4 Do you like porn?

If you do happen to say this and don'y know her at all prepare for a tatoo of her hand print across your face. - JXJ

Metts would be in for a REAL cold and hard rejection if he said this to his date. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

5 How about we meet next at my wife's funeral? She's still alive.

This is horrible. If some girl I was dating said this to me I would dump my entire plate of food over her and storm out of the restaurant leaving her to pay the bill.

Like this option, this is the funniest one. - Fan_of_Good_Music

I love it 😂

6 After dinner to you want to go my wife's house
7 Maybe try to lose that weight...

This is what would happen if you said that to someone you were dating.
1) the date looks up at you confused and tries to get you to repeat yourself as if they did not hear you correctly.
2) the date grows angry and accuses you of thinking that they were obese as you try in vain to defend yourself.
3) the date explains to you that she runs 3 miles a day and was on American ninja warrior once while you try to take it back.
4) you get mad at the date for making a scene as the entire establishment is watching while the date grows more angry.
5) you and your date begin cursing at each other as more personal things are brought up.
6) eventually the topic gets to the point where your date ticks you off so much that you call them something horrible.
7) your date breaks up with you and you fallow them out the door trying to convince you otherwise. After fallowing them up to they're car, they finally lose it.
8) you wake up in the hospital a day later unable to recall ...more

Not good to say any time. - RdrTech

not nice, not nice at all! especially the first date - Jeheffiner

That would be the greatest

8 I'll show you my wife and kids tommorrow

What who would say that.

9 Hey, I know where you can get a cheap abortion

If you say that to someone, your head will be found impaled on a weather vane, thousands of miles from the rest of your body.

I couldn't have put that comment better myself. - PositronWildhawk

10 Can I touch your boobs?

Laugh out loud! Only an perverted idiot would say this

Ugh... Why would you say that? - RockFashionista

The Contenders

11 He-e-e-e-e-e-e-ey, sexy lady! Op- op- op- oppan Gangnam Style!

Hey! It's not that bad. I'm a girl and I find this totally funny. I would just laugh and change the subject. I would never turn down a guy just because he said something inappropriate in the first date.

If a guy said that to me, I will laugh and walk away.

I think this one's a bit weird. What's she going to think? - PositronWildhawk

I'm facepalming right now because this is on the list...

12 All that I told you on the phone is a lie.
13 But first, let me take a selfie
14 Can I caress your breasts?

Chris Chan said this. - kcianciulli

15 Look at that stripper
16 You pay for the dinner

I went to a movie with my boyfriend and he was getting snacks but I didn't want any and he didn't have enough money cause his friends used it all so he asked me for some, and I didn't know what to do so I handed him a $10 and he never paid me back... at the beginning of this I meant to say EX BOYFRIEND

Yeah that will get her to go out with you again. - anonymous

A man should always pay on a date unless if he's truly poor!

17 I am only on a date with you to get in bed with your friend

*audience oohs* trust me you really don't want to say that if your date's friend finds out= a bullet to the head

:-* what was that? I bet it'll go something like this.
Sally: so why are we on a date?
Bob: I'm only here on a date you to... *in a sexual voice* get your friend in my bed ;)
Sally:Ugh... You disgust me

18 Get breast implants
19 Can I give you a spanking?
20 Can I marry your mom?
21 Oops, forgot my pants
22 Put on some make-up

If she sees you with make up, wearing an Afro wig, high heels while wearing a corset then you're just a sweet transvestite

just natural beauty is fine and if you wanna sex and its fine also - ronluna

That's horrible

23 I wanna lick you

That's actually a little sexy in the right momment, I guess

Sugou from Sword Art Online will never get a date in his life. EVER. Especially if he said this to a girl. Blech. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Well, this is unsettling, What Peverted Pedo would say that? - DapperPickle

24 Are you going to eat that
25 Nice boobs

Only a perverted idiot would say that

I would laugh if some guy say that to me

26 Do you see that woman over there? Yeah, she's my wife. Do you want to meet her?

This one is so awful.

27 Sorry I'm late, my wife has been having an affair on me.

Girlfriend: with who?!...
Boyfriend:no... You see... I met I went to the fair...
Girlfriend: nice try! I'm gone! You won't see me again, and if you do, I'll make sure you are the last thing I see!
Random guy: sevens you right, you idiot.

You would be caught big time

That is the ABSOLUTE WORST THING to say to a girl. She would be screaming at you like this "ARARARAR"

28 You have bad breath

It's even funnier if the guy said that when really he was smelling his own breath and his girlfriend chewed gum before the date!

29 Are you a man or a woman?
30 I just wanna say I was dared to go out with you but I'm actually having a good time so let's put that behind us
31 I invited my mom, is that ok?

Well that would be an awkward expierience. - Popsicles

32 I am a Nazi

This is what you say if you want a bullet in your brain.

Yup, I agree to this one 👇

33 If you were a booger I'd pick you first
34 Dora the Explorer is hotter than you

This is true, who wouldn't wanna hit that sweet Mexican booty?

Breakup on the spot

Dora is a bitchy girl who always thinks she is the "gifted" one.

35 You're a lesbian, right?
36 Why do you wear a bra if you don't have boobs?

I love this one... It's both demeaning and inappropriate...lol... If she was a friend of mine that I was dating I would say something like that... But I'm sarcastic, funny and irreverent...

37 I hate your mom
38 I wanna F you like an animal!

This is from the NIN song Closer.

39 How much do you weigh?

I wouldn't mind this because I'm not fat, but other girls will slap you. - Trivium

40 I ate your cat

Prepare to get stuffed in the death bed

Guy:I got something to say
Guy: I ate your cat
1: Noo!

41 Let me dance with her one time
42 You sure got a purty mouth.
43 Honey, you look finer than a new set of snow tires.
44 I want to see you naked. Giggity giggity.

Whatever you do don't F-BOMING SAY THAT unless if you want a broken neck

45 Sorry I'm late, me and the wife just had a big fight
46 Those are nice looking thighs you got there

If a guy said this to me, I would wonder if he ment my thighs were huge or if he was being sarcastic, or it was a double meaning, if he said this to me I would threaten a break-up right on the spot (maybe I have high standards)

47 I am against saving the environment
48 Do those legs go all the way up?
49 You smell
50 Take off your shirt woman and let me get up in that

What?! Would you say that?!

what? 😂

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