Ten Worst Things to Say to Her on a Date11111
The Top Ten
its bad enough if your a boy.... but wat if your a girl? - LightningFast4
what the hell one he's an idiot for saying that to her and two why the hell would you cheat! - JonasStartsARiot
only a twit would say this. oh wait I have DAMN! - ali54
ooh thats not good
any guy who says that is dead by the date and girlfriend - Jeheffiner
Welllll... if you wanna make a lasting impression. But what kind of impression do you want (obviously the dude who says this wants an impression on the bed but... ). - fireinside96
I'm a girl so I know that this would just turn my whole body in the other direction. From the waist down, my shields are up and you are not getting anywhere near them.
Say this to her dad and watch what happens.
wow. thats just plain not smooth, but rough - sports11
Yeah, this one was probably the absolute worst thing you could say to a girl on a date... I could understand if, however, a dude said it because he was just too damn nervous, but it would swiftly and effectively kill the mood.
ahhhhhh no thanks no comment for me I'm not going to tell them about the time that I farted when I tripped
Guys at school ask this after they themselves have dropped one, it is a horrible thing to say to a lady - Bec
Yeah. Best thing to say when you're a hopeless sack trying to have a love life.
If you do happen to say this and don'y know her at all prepare for a tatoo of her hand print across your face. - JXJ
Metts would be in for a REAL cold and hard rejection if he said this to his date. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
This is horrible. If some girl I was dating said this to me I would dump my entire plate of food over her and storm out of the restaurant leaving her to pay the bill.
Like this option, this is the funniest one. - Fan_of_Good_Music
I love it 😂
This is what would happen if you said that to someone you were dating.
1) the date looks up at you confused and tries to get you to repeat yourself as if they did not hear you correctly.
2) the date grows angry and accuses you of thinking that they were obese as you try in vain to defend yourself.
3) the date explains to you that she runs 3 miles a day and was on American ninja warrior once while you try to take it back.
4) you get mad at the date for making a scene as the entire establishment is watching while the date grows more angry.
5) you and your date begin cursing at each other as more personal things are brought up.
6) eventually the topic gets to the point where your date ticks you off so much that you call them something horrible.
7) your date breaks up with you and you fallow them out the door trying to convince you otherwise. After fallowing them up to they're car, they finally lose it.
8) you wake up in the hospital a day later unable to recall ...more
Not good to say any time. - RdrTech
not nice, not nice at all! especially the first date - Jeheffiner
That would be the greatest
What who would say that.
If you say that to someone, your head will be found impaled on a weather vane, thousands of miles from the rest of your body.
I couldn't have put that comment better myself. - PositronWildhawk
Laugh out loud! Only an perverted idiot would say this
Ugh... Why would you say that? - RockFashionista
Hey! It's not that bad. I'm a girl and I find this totally funny. I would just laugh and change the subject. I would never turn down a guy just because he said something inappropriate in the first date.
If a guy said that to me, I will laugh and walk away.
I think this one's a bit weird. What's she going to think? - PositronWildhawk
I'm facepalming right now because this is on the list...
Chris Chan said this. - kcianciulli
A man should always pay on a date unless if he's truly poor!
I went to a movie with my boyfriend and he was getting snacks but I didn't want any and he didn't have enough money cause his friends used it all so he asked me for some, and I didn't know what to do so I handed him a $10 and he never paid me back... at the beginning of this I meant to say EX BOYFRIEND
Yeah that will get her to go out with you again. - anonymous
*audience oohs* trust me you really don't want to say that if your date's friend finds out= a bullet to the head
:-* what was that? I bet it'll go something like this.
Sally: so why are we on a date?
Bob: I'm only here on a date you to... *in a sexual voice* get your friend in my bed ;)
Sally:Ugh... You disgust me
If she sees you with make up, wearing an Afro wig, high heels while wearing a corset then you're just a sweet transvestite
just natural beauty is fine and if you wanna sex and its fine also - ronluna
That's actually a little sexy in the right momment, I guess
Sugou from Sword Art Online will never get a date in his life. EVER. Especially if he said this to a girl. Blech. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Well, this is unsettling, What Peverted Pedo would say that? - DapperPickle
Only a perverted idiot would say that
I would laugh if some guy say that to me
This one is so awful.
Girlfriend: with who?!...
Boyfriend:no... You see... I met I went to the fair...
Girlfriend: nice try! I'm gone! You won't see me again, and if you do, I'll make sure you are the last thing I see!
Random guy: sevens you right, you idiot.
You would be caught big time
That is the ABSOLUTE WORST THING to say to a girl. She would be screaming at you like this "ARARARAR"
It's even funnier if the guy said that when really he was smelling his own breath and his girlfriend chewed gum before the date!
Well that would be an awkward expierience. - Popsicles
This is what you say if you want a bullet in your brain.
Yup, I agree to this one 👇
This is true, who wouldn't wanna hit that sweet Mexican booty?
Breakup on the spot
Dora is a bitchy girl who always thinks she is the "gifted" one.
I love this one... It's both demeaning and inappropriate...lol... If she was a friend of mine that I was dating I would say something like that... But I'm sarcastic, funny and irreverent...
This is from the NIN song Closer.
I wouldn't mind this because I'm not fat, but other girls will slap you. - Trivium
Prepare to get stuffed in the death bed
Guy:I got something to say
Guy: I ate your cat
Whatever you do don't F-BOMING SAY THAT unless if you want a broken neck
If a guy said this to me, I would wonder if he ment my thighs were huge or if he was being sarcastic, or it was a double meaning, if he said this to me I would threaten a break-up right on the spot (maybe I have high standards)
What?! Would you say that?!