Top Ten Worst Things to Say at a WeddingCityGuru Well, hello there! I haven't posted a list in a while now, gotta get back to the habit!
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This should be #1 I mean imagine if someone said that to you. It would be the WORST!
Lol! You get slapped if you said this! - ChatNoirFan18
This is really clever
My version of a subtle joke. - CityGuru
That's right, honey, we'll have to adopt kids. - PositronWildhawk
Loudly in the middle of the reading. - CityGuru
Well, what a surprise - CityGuru
Now he's the kind of guy you don't invite to your wedding. - CityGuru
This must be higher. If you tell it in a wedding, you're doomed. - Animefan12
LOL think this person is drunk LOL
Just in case she's not your type... - Turkeyasylum
Saves you the hassle. - CityGuru
Imagine if Eminem attended a wedding where someone said this.
Maybe a disaster has occurred on the wedding hall. - Animefan12
Why do you wanna get out of there so bad?
Is this an Iron Maiden reference?
Anyone else get the NIN reference?
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2. The things your parents will pay for when you knock up a girl...
3. My friends and family separate from yours. Just like in the war!
2. If you think today is the best day of your life, just wait till her funeral!
3. Hopefully, this marriage will last longer than his pogo stick