Top Ten Worst Things to Say at a Wedding
Well, hello there! I haven't posted a list in a while now, gotta get back to the habit!This list is, as always, 100% created by CityGuru. No Google or any type of search engines were used.
The Top Ten
1 If you think today is the best day of your life, just wait till her funeral!
This should be #1 I mean imagine if someone said that to you. It would be the WORST!
You could get in trouble
This is really clever
2 Well, our affair was fun while it lasted.
That leads to fights
3 The things your parents will pay for when you knock up a girl...
4 My friends and family separate from yours. Just like in the war!
5 Just think: Now you'll never have to buy yogurt again!
6 I think we both had the same thoughts. You'll do.
7 I've had lust for you ever since you were 9 and I was 23.
8 I've seen better grooms from a pair of monkeys.
9 Hopefully, this marriage will last longer than his pogo stick
That's right, honey, we'll have to adopt kids.
10 Um, excuse me, where's the beer? I'm having a withdrawal
The Contenders
11 Boy, those are some pretty good looking flower girls. How old are they? 4? 5?
12 The only part of you two that won't be together is her legs.
13 Here, you left this tampon at my place last night
14 Where are you going for your honeymoon? Jail?
This must be higher. If you tell it in a wedding, you're doomed.
LOL think this person is drunk LOL
15 Don't you worry, I know the perfect divorce lawyer!
Just in case she's not your type...
16 I knew Santa would eventually get me a wife.
17 FACK, FACK, FACK!
Imagine if Eminem attended a wedding where someone said this.
18 My life would be so much better; IF YOU DROPPED DEAD!
Eminem reference
19 Run to the hills! Run for your lives!
Maybe a disaster has occurred on the wedding hall.
Why do you wanna get out of there so bad?
Is this an Iron Maiden reference?
20 There goes the rest of my life.
21 I wanna f**k you like an animal.
22 I'm Naked!
23 That dress is the same color as my butt!
Rude and very inappropriate and insulting
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