Top Ten Worst Things to Say When Making Interstellar Contact

PositronWildhawk

The Top Ten

1 So, you're a hermaphrodite? How's that doing for you?

I've gone insane. Don't worry, I'll be back soon... - Britgirl

2 Who's to say your lasers are bigger?

Or, in other words, come n' 'ave a go if ya think yer hard enough! - PositronWildhawk

3 Can we probe YOU now?

If I were one of the aliens, I'd step on it, far, far away from this crazy blue/green planet. - PositronWildhawk

Those alien things would look at you like YOU were the one with two heads! Brilliant! - Britgirl

4 Did you ever see Alien?
5 So, that face is considered attractive on your planet, then?

Well, yes! A twenty foot wide eye socket with a five inch eye gets all those alien girls hot for them! - PositronWildhawk

6 The dark side, are you from? Mmm?

Don't think they've seen Star Wars, but they probably know what they're on about. - PositronWildhawk

7 Sorry, I no speak Klingon.
8 I am tasty
9 See this eye? Didn't see the second one, did you?
10 You can keep Buddy Holly!

Well, Buddy Holly disappeared in a plane "crash". Chuck Berry didn't.

You screwed this one up.
It should be "You can keep Chuck Berry! ". A riff on the Saturday Night Live bit with Dan Akroyd where the aliens send a massage "Send more Chuck Berry" because one of the musicians on the "Voyager" probe was Chuck Berry.
Buddy Holly was good, but unrelated to this topic.

The Contenders

11 So, you want to eat us? Luckily the most meaty of us can't run that fast.

Oh, boy, is that a bad thing to say?!?! - PositronWildhawk

12 You are now my slave

Boi

13 I Just Can't Get You Out of My Head



That microchip is causing my brain to hurt and is making me speak oddly. - Britgirl

BAdd New Item

Related Lists

Best Quotes from the Movie Interstellar Top Ten Interstellar Characters Greatest Facts About Christopher Nolan's Interstellar Best Contact Lenses Best Songs From Eiffel 65's Contact!

List Stats

13 listings
5 years, 172 days old

Top Remixes

1. I am tasty
2. Did you ever see Alien?
3. Can we probe YOU now?
NuMetalManiak
1. Who's to say your lasers are bigger?
2. So, you're a hermaphrodite? How's that doing for you?
3. So, that face is considered attractive on your planet, then?
PositronWildhawk

WRemix

Error Reporting

See a factual error in these listings? Report it here.
P