Top Ten Worst Things to Say When Making Interstellar Contact


The Top Ten

1 Who's to say your lasers are bigger? V 1 Comment
2 So, you're a hermaphrodite? How's that doing for you?

I've gone insane. Don't worry, I'll be back soon... - Britgirl

3 So, that face is considered attractive on your planet, then?

Well, yes! A twenty foot wide eye socket with a five inch eye gets all those alien girls hot for them! - PositronWildhawk

4 Can we probe YOU now?

If I were one of the aliens, I'd step on it, far, far away from this crazy blue/green planet. - PositronWildhawk

Those alien things would look at you like YOU were the one with two heads! Brilliant! - Britgirl

5 Sorry, I no speak Klingon.
6 Did you ever see Alien?
7 The dark side, are you from? Mmm?

Don't think they've seen Star Wars, but they probably know what they're on about. - PositronWildhawk

8 See this eye? Didn't see the second one, did you?
9 You can keep Buddy Holly!

Well, Buddy Holly disappeared in a plane "crash". Chuck Berry didn't.

You screwed this one up.
It should be "You can keep Chuck Berry! ". A riff on the Saturday Night Live bit with Dan Akroyd where the aliens send a massage "Send more Chuck Berry" because one of the musicians on the "Voyager" probe was Chuck Berry.
Buddy Holly was good, but unrelated to this topic.

10 So, you want to eat us? Luckily the most meaty of us can't run that fast.

Oh, boy, is that a bad thing to say?!?! - PositronWildhawk

The Contenders

11 I am tasty
12 I Just Can't Get You Out of My Head

That microchip is causing my brain to hurt and is making me speak oddly. - Britgirl

13 You are now my slave


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