Top Ten Worst Things to Say When Making Interstellar ContactPositronWildhawk
The Top Ten
I've gone insane. Don't worry, I'll be back soon... - Britgirl
Well, yes! A twenty foot wide eye socket with a five inch eye gets all those alien girls hot for them! - PositronWildhawk
If I were one of the aliens, I'd step on it, far, far away from this crazy blue/green planet. - PositronWildhawk
Those alien things would look at you like YOU were the one with two heads! Brilliant! - Britgirl
Don't think they've seen Star Wars, but they probably know what they're on about. - PositronWildhawk
Well, Buddy Holly disappeared in a plane "crash". Chuck Berry didn't.
You screwed this one up.
It should be "You can keep Chuck Berry! ". A riff on the Saturday Night Live bit with Dan Akroyd where the aliens send a massage "Send more Chuck Berry" because one of the musicians on the "Voyager" probe was Chuck Berry.
Buddy Holly was good, but unrelated to this topic.
Oh, boy, is that a bad thing to say?!?! - PositronWildhawk
That microchip is causing my brain to hurt and is making me speak oddly. - Britgirl
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2. So, you're a hermaphrodite? How's that doing for you?
3. So, that face is considered attractive on your planet, then?