Top Ten Worst Things to Sit On

I've sat on Lego bricks in my time, and it was bloody painful, but, still, could be worse. For instance, this here list.

The Top Ten

1 A Land Mine

I laughed out loud when I read this... I feel kind of bad about it, too. - MoldySock

This list is cool! How did you get the idea of making this thing, man! :D laugh out loud! - dusk_taker

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2 Dog Poo

Oh...I've slipped up on this dreadful stuff and took it to the office with me for company. Evil stuff. I bet it looks up at you, grins and then thinks 'go on, I dare you...' - Britgirl

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3 An Overheating Nuclear Reactor

You'd notice, though, but you'd have little time to leg it, and nuclear reactors get HOT! - PositronWildhawk

4 A Venemous Snake

You Spelled it wrong, It's Venomous Snake. Other than that, You could get poisoned if It bites you in your butt!

You don't get poisoned by a snake if it bites you. It eats you = venomous, you eat it = poisonous - Joeflan

You must pray that you crushed its head when you sat on it. Or a death and life game for you. - Kiteretsunu

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5 An Angry Cat

Cats. They always cause agonising pain when you least expect them to. But sitting on them is more than agonising; it's as if you'll die after what they do to you. - PositronWildhawk

6 Broken Glass

That'll leave a mark. - egnomac

7 A Meat Knife
8 Wet Toilet Seat

This probably happens more frequently than anyyhing else on this list. And it's probably the most disgusting. - PositronWildhawk

If it's your own wetness, s'fine bro - someone else's? Smack that dirty mare! - Barry2013

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9 Cactus

How stupid do you have to be sit on a cactus. - egnomac

10 Electric Fence

The Contenders

11 Bomb
12 Hot Oil

I can imagine this happening. Hours of screaming and swearing. - PositronWildhawk

13 Moving Airplane
14 Bear's Mouth
15 A Railroad Spike
16 Nails
17 Spear
18 A Lightning Conductor (During A Storm)

Lightning bolts can be hotter than the sun. They should be avoided. And so should lightning conductors in a storm. - PositronWildhawk

19 Pin

Our grade 6 maths class did this to our teacher once. Boy was she pissed. We all got after school detention for a week because no one would own up. Totally worth it though - Danielsun182

I've stood on a safety pin and it went like 3 cm in my heel. Quite painful it was but unless it wasn't my arse that got injured. - DunnaNunnaBatman

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20 A Wasp

This would be funny. Just don't wanna be on that wasp. - PositronWildhawk

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