Top Ten Worst Things to Sit On

I've sat on Lego bricks in my time, and it was bloody painful, but, still, could be worse. For instance, this here list.

The Top Ten

1 A Land Mine

Probably a brutal punishment in the army. - PositronWildhawk

I laughed out loud when I read this... I feel kind of bad about it, too. - MoldySock

I thought this before I clicked on it, ouch. - Joeflan

Certain death. You can't really feel it since it's quick

2 An Overheating Nuclear Reactor

You'd notice, though, but you'd have little time to leg it, and nuclear reactors get HOT! - PositronWildhawk

3 Dog Poo

Oh...I've slipped up on this dreadful stuff and took it to the office with me for company. Evil stuff. I bet it looks up at you, grins and then thinks 'go on, I dare you...' - Britgirl

My aunt actually stepped in dog diarrhea!

Worse still; dog diorrhea. The more liquid, the worse. - PositronWildhawk

4 A Venemous Snake

You Spelled it wrong, It's Venomous Snake. Other than that, You could get poisoned if It bites you in your butt!

You don't get poisoned by a snake if it bites you. It eats you = venomous, you eat it = poisonous - Joeflan

You must pray that you crushed its head when you sat on it. Or a death and life game for you. - Kiteretsunu

I don't like being around snakes especially Venomous Snakes. - egnomac

5 An Angry Cat

Cats. They always cause agonising pain when you least expect them to. But sitting on them is more than agonising; it's as if you'll die after what they do to you. - PositronWildhawk

6 Broken Glass

That'll leave a mark. - egnomac

7 A Meat Knife
8 Wet Toilet Seat

This makes me wonder what went down before I went down. - dureckl

That's actually pretty funny unless it happens to you. - egnomac

Gross. Sitting on someone's pee - JaysTop10List

This probably happens more frequently than anyyhing else on this list. And it's probably the most disgusting. - PositronWildhawk

9 A Lightning Conductor (During A Storm)

Lightning bolts can be hotter than the sun. They should be avoided. And so should lightning conductors in a storm. - PositronWildhawk

10 Electric Fence

The Contenders

11 Spear
12 Acidic Spikes
13 Cactus

How stupid do you have to be sit on a cactus. - egnomac


14 Bomb
15 Hot Oil

I can imagine this happening. Hours of screaming and swearing. - PositronWildhawk

16 Moving Airplane
17 A Railroad Spike
18 Lego with a push pin through it
19 Bear's Mouth
20 Knives Sticking Up
21 Nails
22 Flaming Spikes
23 Pin

Our grade 6 maths class did this to our teacher once. Boy was she pissed. We all got after school detention for a week because no one would own up. Totally worth it though - Danielsun182

I feel bad for all those hated teachers.

I've stood on a safety pin and it went like 3 cm in my heel. Quite painful it was but unless it wasn't my arse that got injured. - DunnaNunnaBatman

24 A Wasp

This would be funny. Just don't wanna be on that wasp. - PositronWildhawk

25 Crocodile's Mouth
26 Chuck Norris's Chair
27 Fire
28 PositronWildhawk

I think you'd notice me if you were to sit on me. - PositronWildhawk

29 Corrosive Acid
30 Beehive
31 A Seatless Bicycle
32 Ants' Nest
33 Lego
34 Couch

There is noting as bad as sitting on a couch. That hurts like hell!

35 Burning Piece of Wood
36 Someone's Face
37 Custard Pie
38 Photocopier
39 Cobwebs
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41 Mine Turtle
42 A Plug Socket

Man that would hurt!

43 A Gravestone
44 A Venomous Spider

Venomous spiders are so extremely painful, what could be worse, maybe hell, but those spider bites could be just as bad a venomous snake bites in all terms.

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