Top Ten Worst Things to Sit On

I've sat on Lego bricks in my time, and it was bloody painful, but, still, could be worse. For instance, this here list.
The Top Ten
1 A Land Mine

I laughed out loud when I read this... I feel kind of bad about it, too.

This list is cool! How did you get the idea of making this thing, man! :D laugh out loud!

Certain death. You can't really feel it since it's quick

Probably a brutal punishment in the army.

2 An Overheating Nuclear Reactor

You'd notice, though, but you'd have little time to leg it, and nuclear reactors get HOT!

3 Dog Poo

Oh...I've slipped up on this dreadful stuff and took it to the office with me for company. Evil stuff. I bet it looks up at you, grins and then thinks 'go on, I dare you...'

My aunt actually stepped in dog diarrhea!

4 A Venemous Snake

You Spelled it wrong, It's Venomous Snake. Other than that, You could get poisoned if It bites you in your butt!

You don't get poisoned by a snake if it bites you. It eats you = venomous, you eat it = poisonous

You must pray that you crushed its head when you sat on it. Or a death and life game for you.

I don't like being around snakes especially Venomous Snakes.

5 An Angry Cat

Cats. They always cause agonising pain when you least expect them to. But sitting on them is more than agonising; it's as if you'll die after what they do to you.

6 Broken Glass

That'll leave a mark.

7 A Meat Knife
8 A Lightning Conductor (During A Storm)

Lightning bolts can be hotter than the sun. They should be avoided. And so should lightning conductors in a storm.

9 Wet Toilet Seat

This probably happens more frequently than anyyhing else on this list. And it's probably the most disgusting.

This makes me wonder what went down before I went down.

That's actually pretty funny unless it happens to you.

If it's your own wetness, s'fine bro - someone else's? Smack that dirty mare!

10 Electric Fence
The Contenders
11 Acidic Spikes
12 Cactus

How stupid do you have to be sit on a cactus.

that wouldn't hurt that much

13 Spear
14 Hot Oil

I can imagine this happening. Hours of screaming and swearing.

15 Bomb
16 Moving Airplane
17 Bear's Mouth
18 A Railroad Spike
19 Lego with a push pin through it
20 Knives Sticking Up
21 Nails
22 Flaming Spikes
23 Pin

Our grade 6 maths class did this to our teacher once. Boy was she pissed. We all got after school detention for a week because no one would own up. Totally worth it though

I've stood on a safety pin and it went like 3 cm in my heel. Quite painful it was but unless it wasn't my arse that got injured.

I feel bad for all those hated teachers.

24 A Wasp

This would be funny. Just don't wanna be on that wasp.

25 Crocodile's Mouth
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