Top Ten Worst Things to Step On


The Top Ten

1 Legos

My cousin would make a HUGE MESS in the living room and downright refuse to clean it up. My mom won't let me clean it up, either. I ended up stepping on legos several times as a result

I HATE THIS. Every time my 2 year old nephew comes over he brings his stupid Legos with him. He doesn't even play with them. All he does is dump them all over the place and then goes on about his business. And when it's time for him to go home, he always forget's them. So in the pitched black when I wake up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom, I end up stepping all over them, cursing under my breath while doing so.

I once stepped on a Lego. I went between my toes. I removed it and put it in a glass box as a reminder; Pain is not an illusion. IT IS REAL AND IT'S RIGHT HERE IN THIS GLASS BOX!

That's true. You are most likely to make it across not coal than Legos. - funnyuser

2 A Land Mine

I think it would be that you stepped on a black guys yezzys and he was from the hood. buddy your a goner

3 Animal Poop

Yeah this would be pretty bad.

Not as bad as lava. - funnyuser

I would shoot the animal that did that. - Connor360

Eeww! What the heck! These were my new shoes! That evil animal! - Kiteretsunu

4 Lava

That got to hurt... - funnyuser

5 3 Spikes
6 A 2000 Volt Electric Wire Gauge

Thi.. Thi.. This is th.. The wroo.. Roo.. Ng.. Ng pla.. Place to ste.. Pp on... - Kiteretsunu

7 Tack
8 A Mire
9 Broken Glass
10 An Open Man Hole

Laugh out loud, Gumball and Darwin kicked someone down a man hole before... :D

Well, Mike I was just going...
Aaah! - Kiteretsunu

The Contenders

11 A Lion's Foot

Sir, that was a mistake. Didn't know you were here. Please forgive me... - Kiteretsunu

12 Angry Animal's Mouth
13 Your Younger Brother's Toy Car

Don't ever dare do it! Or face the drama of a brother's torture. - Kiteretsunu

14 Pin
15 A Banana Peel

Just who the heck threw this thing! And I hate Bananas! - Kiteretsunu

Next thing you know you hit the floor. - UltimateHybridX

16 An Upturned Electrical Plug

Barefoot? Looking for that mobile charger? Ouch, there it is

17 Lit Candle
18 Fire Ant Colony Nest

Hopefully it won't turn out how it did for Indiana Jones. - PositronWildhawk

Hey, what's tickling my foot...
Aaarghh! - Kiteretsunu

19 A Poison Sea Urchin
20 Stone Fish
21 Vomit

Ok, that's just gross. - funnyuser

22 A Sea Urchin
23 A Justin Bieber Album
24 The Inside of a Monsters Stomach
25 Nail
26 Bottom of a Water Bottle Cap
27 Quicksand
28 Slugs
29 1,000 Needles
30 A Poison Dart Frog
31 An Electric Eel
32 A Black Mamba
33 A Box Jellyfish
34 A Poisonous Spider
35 An Underground Wasps' Nest
36 Barbed Wire
37 Acid
38 A Bed of Nails
39 Needles
40 A Knife
41 A Vacuum Cord
42 Gum
43 Wooden Trains

A combo of the car and the Legos. Ouch!

44 Goatheads

Anyone who complains about legos has obviously never stepped on one of these before.

45 Glue
46 Used Infected Heroin Needle
47 Thumbtacks
48 Pee
49 Someone's mouth
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