Top Ten Worst Things to Substitute for the Spoons While Playing Spoons

For those who are unfamiliar with spoons, it's a game where players have to get a four of a kind then grab a spoon. If a spoon's been taken, everyone else can grab a spoon. The catch: There's one player who won't get a spoon, and that player gets a letter. This can turn really serious and my brother once wrestled my sister for a SPOON. So what would the absolute worst thing to substitite the spoon for? Add to the list and do other list-type things.

The Top Ten

1 Butcher's Cleavers

Hey, I bet you'd be better off playing the knife game with a cleaver than spoons with a cleaver. At least you can't get beheaded in the knife game... And you can still get a finger chopped off while fighting over a cleaver instead of a spoon. - Turkeyasylum

2 Used Condoms

Hey, maybe it'd make you think twice about if it's really worth it to grab something as gross as this on order to avoid letters. - Turkeyasylum

This was the first thing that came to mind.

3 Illuminati Membership Cards

Maybe someone will have lost their membership in the Illuminati before the game was over... Maybe that someone will be myself, Positron, or Puga. - Turkeyasylum

4 Other People

That'd make for an interesting game of Tug-Of-War... Especially with fat people. - Turkeyasylum

5 Glow Sticks About To Break

Fun story: I once accidentally opened a glow stick... Let me just say, it's not a fun experience. - Turkeyasylum

6 Uzis

Maybe we should call this game Ultimate Suidice instead of Uzis... - Turkeyasylum

7 Needles

Be sure not to rupture the eye... - Turkeyasylum

8 Turkeys

Come on, Turkeys have already gone through enough... Millions of them get eaten every day. Let's just not kill more of them. - Turkeyasylum

Your name is Turkeyasylum. Lol. So you're on this list. - EpicJake

9 Clouds

Crank up the thermostat... The game's over. And it's also time to get new carpet... - Turkeyasylum

10 Pieces of Plutonium

It'd burn through everyone's hands...

Thanks for reading! - Turkeyasylum

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