Worst Things to Use As Weapons

Okay, let me just say, pillows are only good weapons for a pillow fight! (Well, duh! ) But a gun with no bullets is genius! You scare the enemy with a gun and they either run away or call you out for having no bullets. If they call you out, throw the gun at them! Instant KO.

Laugh out loud a pillow?! Such a stupid weapon. It's like bring a butter knife to a gun fight. OK, maybe it's good in a pillow fight... But that's because everyone else has one.

What kind of idiot uses a pillow as a weapon?!
Pick up something more solid for heaven's sakes, like a calculator or a guitar, but really? A pillow?! Is that the best you thought of?

You can't kill anything with a pillow, the only time you need to kill someone with one is when they are sleeping and you use it to suffocate them

The only way to defend yourself with a banana would be to eat it, absorb the potassium, tie the peel around your forehead, take a trip through a radioactive power plant, and become Banana Man: The Defender of the Chewies- with the powers to shoot banana peels to make people trip in that unrealistic, cliched, cartoonish way, make all bananas rot, and use instinctive powers to attract sources of potassium to you, so you can bombard your sworn enemy: Dr. Apple. MUAHAHA. Laugh out loud just kidding.

Yes, right! Try training with Monty Python and attack the instructor with a banana. Deadly force indeed...

hahaha I never saw people use banana as weapon - maybe in films but not reality

Watch smosh's "what I'm old! " the guy guarding the club proves a banana is deadly

Would be better if you use brass knuckles, they're the best kind of weapons you can use to knock your opponent out cold.

Really a fist can kill someone

What the actual

Fleas are hard to kill anyway. You could use a chainsaw and only end up doing collateral damage. If we were talking about a fly, I reckon if you timed it right and hit em hard enough, it would die.

But, they would hurt if you got hit in the head with it, and it is better than bullets and no gun, so if you think about it, its not that bad

Tried this with an airsoft gun...got hit with a bubble wand... doesn't work too well

with bullets deadly without bullets can't kill a flea

I actually tried to use the force once.

Actually one time someone got killed because his neck was broken from the spoon hitting his neck and it caused lots of bleeding

You can at least injure someone w/ a butter knife! What are you gonna do w/ a spoon? "Its paddlin time!"

Anyone seen The Boondock Saints? Yeah, I think golf balls make fine weapons.

Actually they used a pool ball big difference.

They are scary when provoked by you. So why not let someone else bother them? And they're easy to use... Just point and shoot

Yes, that's true. I was a witness. That coward started beating tramps by poor girl. LOL

It would destroy you and everything around for miles,and irradiate that area for thousands of years.

its to dangerous to use, use a toothbrush instead

My teacher saw me chewing gum I tried to hit her with it best I could do was get hit by a ruler

A weapon that needs to be fed every day and poop is inefficient. You could just use a rocket launcher.

You know, a sharpened pencil can sometimes impale someone.

If it's a Pitbull, a German Shepherd, etc, then it can do some serious damage.

Fallout New Vegas anyone?

I don't see how this can possibley harm anyone... But I suppose if you poisoned it, and threw it at someone, it could very well burn through your skin...

Unless you manage to make them choke on it,... I don't know what to say for you. This is last resort.