Top Ten Worst Things to Vomit On

The Top Ten

1 Exotic Food You Ordered In a Restaurant

Unless you hated it after you tasted it

Oh! No-o-o! Not my food... ugh! - Kiteretsunu

2 Your Girlfriend's New Dress

Hmm... No, definitely not a great idea. :/ - Britgirl

3 Your Nintendo 3DS

Then it would break.

4 Your Graduation Certificate

That's a really bad thing if you ever do it. - Kiteretsunu

5 Your $100 Banknote

It's your precious hard earned money! - Kiteretsunu

You could just wash it. - SammySpore

6 Your Aunt's Diamond Necklace

Well, if you have a sweet tempered Aunt. No problem! - Kiteretsunu

7 Your Birthday Cake

There is a video of a boy puking on a girl's birthday cake.

It will be really heartbreaking. - Kiteretsunu

8 A Three Thousand Year Old Manuscript Worth Millions Of Dollars

Just assume that you do have one. - Kiteretsunu

Well, $100 thing is a good possibility that can happen to anyone here. I don't think everyone has an ancient manuscript, so this item might affect less people. So therefore, the thing which has a higher possibility will be ranked higher in my opinion. You should have guessed by seeing what's on #10 in this list, P.W. ! - Kiteretsunu

Come on, K. Something worth $100 you put ahead of something worth millions. Surely you could work that out. - PositronWildhawk

Lolha! Good one... I'd be so angered if I happened to do that, although the chances of me getting a thing like that is microscopic...
Your list titles are pretty curious... Maybe that's why I always look for them.
God bless! - HezarioSeth

9 School Hallway

One time, I felt very, very sick in the hallways and I felt like throwing up, so then I quickly ran back to the classroom, and then told the teacher I needed to throw up, so then guess what? I was throwing up a lot. Thankfully, I went to the office after throwing up that day, because I'd rather rest than do my work when I'm sick. - PhilTheCorgi

When I was in high school I had an early dismissal 1 day so my dad and I went to a special event at my sister's elementary school. While there I saw a little kid (either kindergartener or 1st grader) puke all over the hallways. It was white with chunks (probably milk and cereal)

My friend did this in high school once

10 Your Mother

She would yell at you

Little kids are so lucky. They puke on their parents all the time and they NEVER get in trouble fo it, unlike us older kids...

The Contenders

11 Your iPhone
12 A Psychopathic Serial Killer's Face

The consequence for this can be pretty bad. Run! - Kiteretsunu

13 Your Shiny, Clean Floor

I threw up all over the bathroom floor one time (I was like 11 or 12) during a stomach virus. My mom yelled at me for it. I couldn’t reach the trash can in time. FML >:(

14 The Toilet

@PhilTheCorgi-we are allowed to puke in plastic bags and trash cans, though.

This may be normal in society but in my household we’re not allowed to puke in the toilet.

15 Yourself

My worst vomit day was when I was 13

It’s not only embarrassing, but you smell bad, too

16 Your Bed
17 A Tough Guy
18 Your Homework

When I was in 7th grade I saw a kid puke on his math test

19 Food

My cousin puked in my mom's food once. It was gross. She had to throw it all away.

20 Your Friend

I did this once and it was really embarrassing

21 The Bathtub

When I was like 11 or 12 and I was cleaning up after a explosive diarrhea episode while I was sick I puked in the tub and got in trouble with my mom

22 The Carpet

When I was 7 I ate an entire can of cheez ums pringles (stupid move) and then I puked all over the carpet and not only did I get in trouble with my mom, it also left a yellow orange stain that wouldn't come off. It stayed there until we removed the carpet several years later

23 School Cafeteria

I saw 2 special ed kids puke in the cafeteria when I was in high school

24 Your Math Test

When I was in 7th grade I saw a kid puke on his math test

25 Your Underwear

I puked in my underwear when I was 11 or 12. I was sick and it came out of both ends while I was on the toilet

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