Top Ten Worst Things to Vomit On


The Top Ten

1 Exotic Food You Ordered In a Restaurant

Unless you hated it after you tasted it

Oh! No-o-o! Not my food... ugh! - Kiteretsunu

2 Your Nintendo 3DS

Then it would break. - TopTenJackson

3 Your $100 Banknote

It's your precious hard earned money! - Kiteretsunu

You could just wash it. - SammySpore

4 Your Birthday Cake

It will be really heartbreaking. - Kiteretsunu

5 Your Girlfriend's New Dress

Hmm... No, definitely not a great idea. :/ - Britgirl

6 Your Aunt's Diamond Necklace

Well, if you have a sweet tempered Aunt. No problem! - Kiteretsunu

7 A Three Thousand Year Old Manuscript Worth Millions Of Dollars

Just assume that you do have one. - Kiteretsunu

Well, $100 thing is a good possibility that can happen to anyone here. I don't think everyone has an ancient manuscript, so this item might affect less people. So therefore, the thing which has a higher possibility will be ranked higher in my opinion. You should have guessed by seeing what's on #10 in this list, P.W. ! - Kiteretsunu

Come on, K. Something worth $100 you put ahead of something worth millions. Surely you could work that out. - PositronWildhawk

Lolha! Good one... I'd be so angered if I happened to do that, although the chances of me getting a thing like that is microscopic...
Your list titles are pretty curious... Maybe that's why I always look for them.
God bless! - HezarioSeth

8 Your Graduation Certificate

That's a really bad thing if you ever do it. - Kiteretsunu

9 Your iPhone
10 A Psychopathic Serial Killer's Face

The consequence for this can be pretty bad. Run! - Kiteretsunu

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The Contenders

11 School Hallway

One time, I felt very, very sick in the hallways and I felt like throwing up, so then I quickly ran back to the classroom, and then told the teacher I needed to throw up, so then guess what? I was throwing up a lot. Thankfully, I went to the office after throwing up that day, because I'd rather rest than do my work when I'm sick. - PhilTheCorgi

When I was in high school I had an early dismissal 1 day so my dad and I went to a special event at my sister's elementary school. While there I saw a little kid (either kindergartener or 1st grader) puke all over the hallways. It was white with chunks (probably milk and cereal)

My friend did this in high school once

12 Your Mother

She would yell at you

Little kids are so lucky. They puke on their parents all the time and they NEVER get in trouble fo it, unlike us older kids...

13 Your Shiny, Clean Floor

I threw up all over the bathroom floor one time (I was like 11 or 12) during a stomach virus. My mom yelled at me for it. I couldn’t reach the trash can in time. FML >:(

14 Your Bed
15 A Tough Guy
16 Your Homework

When I was in 7th grade I saw a kid puke on his math test

17 Food

My cousin puked in my mom's food once. It was gross. She had to throw it all away.

18 Your Friend

I did this once and it was really embarrassing

19 The Bathtub

When I was like 11 or 12 and I was cleaning up after a explosive diarrhea episode while I was sick I puked in the tub and got in trouble with my mom

20 The Carpet

When I was 7 I ate an entire can of cheez ums pringles (stupid move) and then I puked all over the carpet and not only did I get in trouble with my mom, it also left a yellow orange stain that wouldn't come off. It stayed there until we removed the carpet several years later

21 School Cafeteria

I saw 2 special ed kids puke in the cafeteria when I was in high school

22 The Toilet

This may be normal in society but in my household we’re not allowed to puke in the toilet.

23 Your Math Test

When I was in 7th grade I saw a kid puke on his math test

24 Yourself

It’s not only embarrassing, but you smell bad, too

25 Your Underwear

I puked in my underwear when I was 11 or 12. I was sick and it came out of both ends while I was on the toilet

26 A Hat

When my sister was little she would get carsick frequently and once she was about to puke and my mom used a hat to catch the puke. I was about 9 or 10 when I saw this happen. I’m now 26 and I still remember it like it happened yesterday

27 School Bus

When I was 18 I puked in the bus and it grossed everyone out and I got embarrassed. And this was on a bus full of SPECIAL ED KIDS!

I once puked on a bus, but nobody was looking, which is lucky, because if they were looking, I would be embarrassed. - PhilTheCorgi

28 Board Game

My cousin projectile puked on a monopoly board when he was little. It happened while my cousins, sister and I were playing.

29 Your Hands

Puke is so nasty to touch

30 Stuffed Toy
31 Your Photographs

Your pics would be RUINED!

32 Your iPad
33 Computer
34 Roller Coaster
35 Someone's Face
36 Your Favorite CD
37 Your Parents' Stuff

Mine would be FURIOUS!

38 Car Interior

Once I got in trouble with my mom after she threw up in the car while we were driving home from a trip to Six Flags Great Adventure

39 The Inside of Your Mouth

A lot of times I have puked inside my mouth. Most of the time I can just swallow it with no problems (it usually tasted not so bad) but when I was 18 I did this and when I attempted to swallow, I failed and spewed everywhere after a SECOND wave of puke came up and I ended up making a mess, ending my 7-8 year puke-free streak (the last time I puked was NYE circa 2001/2002). I did not puke anymore after that incident, but it was very embarrassing as it has occurred on a school bus full of SPECIAL ED KIDS, and I was 18 at the time.

40 The Rug

My little cousin threw up during Thanksgiving dinner in 2014. Most of it landed on the hardwood floor but they also had a rug and some of it splattered onto the rug.

41 Your Dog

It's also embarrassing to puke on your dog. - PhilTheCorgi

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