Top Ten Worst Things to Vomit On

Kiteretsunu

The Top Ten

1 Exotic Food You Ordered In a Restaurant

Unless you hated it after you tasted it

Oh! No-o-o! Not my food... ugh! - Kiteretsunu

2 Your Nintendo 3DS

Then it would break. - TopTenJackson

3 Your $100 Banknote

It's your precious hard earned money! - Kiteretsunu

You could just wash it. - SammySpore

4 Your Girlfriend's New Dress

Hmm... No, definitely not a great idea. :/ - Britgirl

5 Your Birthday Cake

It will be really heartbreaking. - Kiteretsunu

6 Your Aunt's Diamond Necklace

Well, if you have a sweet tempered Aunt. No problem! - Kiteretsunu

7 A Three Thousand Year Old Manuscript Worth Millions Of Dollars

Just assume that you do have one. - Kiteretsunu

Well, $100 thing is a good possibility that can happen to anyone here. I don't think everyone has an ancient manuscript, so this item might affect less people. So therefore, the thing which has a higher possibility will be ranked higher in my opinion. You should have guessed by seeing what's on #10 in this list, P.W. ! - Kiteretsunu

Come on, K. Something worth $100 you put ahead of something worth millions. Surely you could work that out. - PositronWildhawk

Lolha! Good one... I'd be so angered if I happened to do that, although the chances of me getting a thing like that is microscopic...
Your list titles are pretty curious... Maybe that's why I always look for them.
God bless! - HezarioSeth

8 Your Graduation Certificate

That's a really bad thing if you ever do it. - Kiteretsunu

9 Your iPhone
10 A Psychopathic Serial Killer's Face

The consequence for this can be pretty bad. Run! - Kiteretsunu

The Newcomers

? Your Parents' Stuff

Mine would be FURIOUS!

? Your Favorite CD

The Contenders

11 Your Mother

She would yell at you

Little kids are so lucky. They puke on their parents all the time and they NEVER get in trouble fo it, unlike us older kids...

12 Your Shiny, Clean Floor

I threw up all over the bathroom floor one time (I was like 11 or 12) during a stomach virus. My mom yelled at me for it. I couldn’t reach the trash can in time. FML >:(

13 Your Bed
14 A Tough Guy
15 Your Homework

When I was in 7th grade I saw a kid puke on his math test

16 Food

My cousin puked in my mom's food once. It was gross. She had to throw it all away.

17 Your Friend

I did this once and it was really embarrassing

18 The Bathtub

When I was like 11 or 12 and I was cleaning up after a explosive diarrhea episode while I was sick I puked in the tub and got in trouble with my mom

19 The Carpet

When I was 7 I ate an entire can of cheez ums pringles (stupid move) and then I puked all over the carpet and not only did I get in trouble with my mom, it also left a yellow orange stain that wouldn't come off. It stayed there until we removed the carpet several years later

20 School Cafeteria

I saw 2 special ed kids puke in the cafeteria when I was in high school

21 School Hallway

My friend did this in high school once

22 The Toilet

This may be normal in society but in my household we’re not allowed to puke in the toilet.

23 Your Math Test

When I was in 7th grade I saw a kid puke on his math test

24 Yourself

It’s not only embarrassing, but you smell bad, too

25 Your Underwear

I puked in my underwear when I was 11 or 12. I was sick and it came out of both ends while I was on the toilet

26 In a Hat

When my sister was little she would get carsick frequently and once she was about to puke and my mom used a hat to catch the puke. I was about 9 or 10 when I saw this happen. I’m now 26 and I still remember it like it happened yesterday

27 School Bus

When I was 18 I puked in the bus and it grossed everyone out and I got embarrassed. And this was on a bus full of SPECIAL ED KIDS!

28 Board Game

My cousin projectile puked on a monopoly board when he was little. It happened while my cousins, sister and I were playing.

29 Your Hands

Puke is so nasty to touch

30 Stuffed Toy
31 Your Photographs

Your pics would be RUINED!

32 Your iPad
33 Computer
34 Roller Coaster
35 Someone's Face
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3. Your $100 Banknote
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2. Your Girlfriend's New Dress
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