Worst Things to Wake Your Sleeping Wife Up to SayBritgirl Gentlemen, your beautiful hardworking wife needs much deserved, undisturbed beauty sleep. SO DON'T WAKE HER UP WITH STUPID REMARKS! She won't thank you for it, believe me!
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Waking her up to ask this is just asking for a full English breakfast minus the - ahem- black pudding... - Britgirl
Wow this is also the stupidest question - OneWayStreet
Oh man, I think we need to break up then. - keycha1n
Typical! If YOU can't get any shut eye, does that mean your wife can't either? - Britgirl
I like this list. Back to your old classics! :) I love you, Tina! - keyson
Waking her up just to hear you bottom burp is not going to win you any favours. - Britgirl
If you end up with a mouthful of styling moose, it's your own fault. - Britgirl
You should only say that if you want a divorse - Hunter17p
All very well waking her up just to show off that you've learned a new long word - just make sure you can pronounce it first. Tsk! - Britgirl
Laugh out loud, this list's hilarious, it rocks, thanks Britgirl! - Fan_of_Good_Music
Use that knowledge productively, why don't you? - PositronWildhawk
Yep, that's a splendid idea. Especially when you interject it at random. - PositronWildhawk
What the HECK?!? That's nasty, why would you ask that? Unless you are planning on producing life, don't bother! - RockFashionista
That just Yoloing Your Wife - Stevenpenguin
I think I would hear that in a nightmare.
Haha, which dick head put this here. Lol.
I got this from a Calvin and Hobbes comic strip.
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2. "I can't sleep!"
3. "I had a fart brewing. It was a cracker. Didn't want you to miss it."