Top Ten Worst Things to Wear In Certain Situations

Hey, it's bad anywhere, but would anyone wanna see you at the burial practically naked?

They're gonna have to put up a barrier so hardcore capitalists don't throw rocks at you.

Yeah, because every business wants to hire a random hobo off the street...

People will be offering you money for obvious reasons...

At least none of those piercings are Eastern souvenirs.

This is why you don't get a bunch of piercings, guys...

You can/could get in big trouble

Maybe you could have a German wedding...

They are doing that in Hawaii

Gosh, you're boring!