Top Ten Worst Things You Can Do at a Metallica Concert
A LOT of people will gang up on you and kick your ass
Don't do this, you will be seriously injured
Save doing this for Megadeth concerts.
Devoted fans will kill you.
And watch a bunch of Metallica fans destroy you
James Is Very Sure About The Probable 2nd Degree Burns He Might Get Again
Maybe five of you will understand this.
He got a seven degree burn one time
He would destroy you!
The only people who would take offense to that are Metallica themselves, everyone who could actually hear you would agree.
Kirk Hammett will get offended...
I actually do though...
While I love both bands, this is obviously a no-no. You will get jumped as soon as you enter the room.
It's almost like wearing a Metallica Shirt in a Megadeth concert.
Lol haha and asking the guys to play Symphony of destruction lolol
If you say this to my uncle, prepare to be listening to a 3 hour speech on Metallica and bands.
Do this at any concert and it'll be bad. The people are there for the artist in question!
The music is good!
I would most certainly burn that, even if it includes YOU.
Still better than wearing a Megadeth shirt
They probably won't even let you in.
If you do this... Just... Your an idiot.
I just hate haring "Bae". Don't you people know it's Danish for poop?
Prepare for dirty looks and slaps
Do it. But you will get punched
Does anyone still use Napster?
Lars would smack you!
It's just opinions though
Imagine thinking this.
James hetfield would smash his Guitar on your head at least fifty times
Fans will kill you.
I've checked their lyrics in several of their songs, and the only ones that were satanic were Mercyful Fate and Jump in the Fire. Mercyful Fate is a cover, so It isn't really Metallica, but the band who made all the songs included in this 11 minute song were satanic.
I can just imagine James saying something like, "Finally! Someone who understands that album! ".
Someone will notice, and doesn't care about the law.
What's wrong with that?
That is how to end up on the stairway to heaven, kids.
James Hetfield has already done that for you.
What is wrong with dave?
Anyone seen Metallica Through the Never? This happened in the movie.
Then I can jump in the fire!
Everyone will wish you were trapped under ice.