Worst Things Your Crush Could Say to You

The Top Ten

1 On a Scale of 1 to 10 I'd rate you a -50.

Actually, this might be a good thing because he/she would probably be joking and it might mean she likes you.

That would be so rude...

That is so mean. - LokiLover2000

2 I Hate You.
3 I Know You Like Me, So Go Away.

Please put "YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE *insert untalented, straight, ugly, under-a-quarter-century-old, and mean-spirited celebrity like Jacob Sartorius here* HE'LL ALWAYS BE MORE FAMOUS & TALENTED THAN YOU WILL EVER BE, YA NOBODY! >:/" on this list. - The Ultimate Daredevil

This can kill your hope for even friendship.

This is actually bad

4 You're Super Ugly.
5 Not Even The Nerdiest Boy Would Like You.

Hmm... This would sting, since I love nerdy types. - Britgirl

This has happened to me all the time. Then again, what do you expect? I'm a Tolkien-loving nerd.

6 You Look Like Sh**
7 Is There Something Wrong With Your Face?
8 I Already Have a Girlfriend.
9 It Looks Like a Truck Ran Over Your Face.
10 Eww! You just farted!

The Contenders

11 I Don't Need A Girl With A Mustache.

Laugh out loud, this one is hilarious you could say it to any girl with facial hair

12 You're Fat.
13 You Look Like SpongeBob.
14 You Don't Even Have a Bra On.

If someone said that to me I would just... die!

15 Huh? Are You A Boy Or A Girl?

This one is just funny...

16 You Like Justin Bieber And He Sucks.

I hate Justin Bieber and I'm a girl

Is that a joke? - LokiLover2000

Well, normally a girl's taste in music isn't a dealbreaker, but with JB on her iPod... - PositronWildhawk

17 You Pooped In Your Diaper.
18 You Look Like Dora

I hardly find this to be an insult.

19 Erase my number and you better not have it memorized
20 I Already Have a Boyfriend
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1. I Don't Need A Girl With A Mustache.
2. On a Scale of 1 to 10 I'd rate you a -50.
3. You're Super Ugly.
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1. You Look Like Sh**
2. I Know You Like Me, So Go Away.
3. I Hate You.
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