Top Ten Worst Times to Be Nude

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The Top Ten

1 In a Blizzard

We'll have to make sure the man's most important organ doesn't get frozen. - Kiteretsunu

You'd be really cold, and humiliated in public. I'll pass. - Turkeyasylum

The others would be embarrassing but at least you might not freeze to death. Geez haha. - UnofficialOfficial

It's not about embarrassment. It's about life and death!

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2 In Court

And, you're guilty of public nudity. - ethanmeinster

3 While Giving a Speech

For score and 7 years ago hey where are my clothes

I have a dream that one day I will find some clothes. - MrQuaz680

4 At School

All the students and teachers will be talking about this for the rest of the school year!

This happened to my Best Friend!

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5 In the Grocery Store

Here we go with the customers staring at you and cops chasing you - Jordansalesguy2392

Talk about everyone staring at you! And the police going after you ! - funnyuser

6 In a Church

If you're in a Church, you have to respect yourself, the people surrounding you, and God, of course! You can't just be nude when going there!

I could just picture this happening and then God saying, “Okaaay, I said humble yourself but…" - AngryByrd

7 Job Interview

"Sorry I'm late, I had a rather bizarre slip-up with my ex." - PositronWildhawk

I'd be worrying if I were over dressed. - Britgirl

8 In Sleep

It would be fine if you were covered by a blanket

This is actually normal for me.

Hey you've done it before too! - AngryByrd

9 At the Beach

Actually, this depends on the beach... - Turkeyasylum

Sadly the world has come to the point where what you just said is a true statement. - letdot52

10 At The Doctor's

Well, sometime's you need to go nude at the doctor's. I'm not trying to sound creepy but it's true.

Well, depending on what you're doing at the doctor's office...

The Contenders

11 At Your Ex Boy/Girlfriend's House

This would be more than awkward - Zindondiddlybop

12 At an Amusement Park
13 At a Meat Processing Factory

Yikes! I can't help but think about WHAT you would be doing there, and nude nethertheless! - RaineSage

14 On Webcam
15 On The Streets
16 At a Funeral

Talk about being the most disrespectful and biggest jerk there. - letdot52

17 Windy Weather
18 When going for a run

I could just imagine my mom. It would be embarrassing even when she has clothes on and doing this. T least she doesn't drink beer. - funnyuser

19 In a Fraternity
20 In a Forest
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