Top Ten Worst Times to Be Nude

The Top Ten Worst Times to Be Nude

1 In a Blizzard

This would be freezing cold and I would be embarrassed if this happened to me - trains45

We'll have to make sure the man's most important organ doesn't get frozen. - Kiteretsunu

You'd be really cold, and humiliated in public. I'll pass. - Turkeyasylum

The others would be embarrassing but at least you might not freeze to death. Geez haha. - UnofficialOfficial

2 In Court

And, you're guilty of public nudity. - ethanmeinster

3 While Giving a Speech

For score and 7 years ago hey where are my clothes

I have a dream that one day I will find some clothes. - MrQuaz680

4 At School

This be the worst, and embarrassing, at least I never had it happen - trains45

That would be super embarrassing if that happened, you probably get in trouble as well, students would probably make fun of you or bring it up

All the students and teachers will be talking about this for the rest of the school year!

This happened to my Best Friend!

5 In the Grocery Store

Here we go with the customers staring at you and cops chasing you - Jordansalesguy2392

Talk about everyone staring at you! And the police going after you ! - funnyuser

6 In a Church

If you're in a Church, you have to respect yourself, the people surrounding you, and God, of course! You can't just be nude when going there!

I could just picture this happening and then God saying, “Okaaay, I said humble yourself but…" - AngryByrd

7 Job Interview

"Sorry I'm late, I had a rather bizarre slip-up with my ex." - PositronWildhawk

I'd be worrying if I were over dressed. - Britgirl

8 In Sleep

It would be fine if you were covered by a blanket

This is actually normal for me.

Hey you've done it before too! - AngryByrd

9 At the Beach

Actually, this depends on the beach... - Turkeyasylum

Sadly the world has come to the point where what you just said is a true statement. - letdot52

10 At The Doctor's

Well, sometime's you need to go nude at the doctor's. I'm not trying to sound creepy but it's true.

Well, depending on what you're doing at the doctor's office...

The Contenders

11 At Your Ex Boy/Girlfriend's House

This would be more than awkward - Zindondiddlybop

12 At an Amusement Park
13 At a Meat Processing Factory

Yikes! I can't help but think about WHAT you would be doing there, and nude nethertheless! - RaineSage

14 In the Eighth Grade Hall when it's filled with 3rd graders
15 On Webcam

That would be so embarrassing worsr if you were naked in front an earthcam webcam where anyone can see it in anywhere in the world

16 On The Streets

This would be the worst since anyone may see you driving by or outside the window - trains45

17 At a Funeral

Talk about being the most disrespectful and biggest jerk there. - letdot52

18 Windy Weather
19 When Going for a Run

I could just imagine my mom. It would be embarrassing even when she has clothes on and doing this. T least she doesn't drink beer. - funnyuser

20 In a Fraternity
21 In Hell
22 When Your Parents are in the Room with You
23 In a Forest
24 At The Hospital Getting A Double Lung Transplant
25 In A Monsoon
26 In a Hailstorm
27 In Saudi Arabia

Yeah because it's illegal to ever be nude in Saudi Arabia... Course

So they DON'T already do this in Saudi Arabia? - AngryByrd

28 At a Strip Club


29 On a Train Track

You will die

30 At a Public Park
31 In a store
32 At a Waterpark

When my cousin was a baby I saw him nude at a waterpark. It was unintentional.

33 On the Streets of Las Vegas
34 At a swimming pool
35 At a School Dance
36 At the Store
37 At A Family Reunion


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